Great Quotes

CaptainDanger: (to Rothmosris) Greetings, citizen! How goes everything?
Rothmosris: Hey, CD! Everything's fine today.
CaptainDanger: I can't imagine why everything is fine.
Rothmosris: It's because it's Thursday!
CaptainDanger: I'm fairly certain it isn't because it is Thursday -- or at least, it wasn't last I checked.
Rothmosris: Darn, you're right about that. I just happen to be feeling good today.
CaptainDanger: That's very good to hear!
Rothmosris: Yes, it is. So, how are you feeling?
CaptainDanger: I'm feeling super as always, citizen.
Rothmosris: That's great! This is such a pleasant conversation.

CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Rothmosris: Hm. Lemme think... Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know.
CaptainDanger: But I really want to know!
Rothmosris: Sorry, I just can't answer your question!
CaptainDanger: That's alright, citizen.
Rothmosris: So, you're not upset with me, then?
CaptainDanger: What makes you think I'm not upset with you?
Rothmosris: Oh. Oh dear. I didn't mean to upset you.
CaptainDanger: *blink* Why didn't you, exactly?
Rothmosris: Why would I want to upset you, anyway?
CaptainDanger: Sometimes I also want to upset me, but I resist.
Rothmosris: Wait... you sometimes want to upset yourself?
CaptainDanger: If it's for the greater good, citizen, I will do it!
Rothmosris: I don't think that's for the greater good...
CaptainDanger: But everyone else thinks that is for the greater good!
Rothmosris: I don't care what everyone else thinks. I'm a loner, CD, a rebel...
CaptainDanger: It's heartless of you not to care.
Rothmosris: Bah! I'm not entirely heartless, just... sort of heartless.

Rothmosris: What, do you need more people to crimefight alongside you?
CaptainDanger: Yes, I do need more people to crime fight alongside you on a day to day basis!
Rothmosris: Not me, you. I'll have to fix that...
CaptainDanger: When you do, could you tell me, so that I can be there to watch?
Rothmosris: You actually want to watch me fix your keyphrases?
CaptainDanger: I don't think you're following me here, citizen.

CaptainDanger: Once, Alitari told me that their name used to be Rothmosris. Isn't that strange?
Rothmosris: That... is very strange indeed. I thought my name was rather unique...
CaptainDanger: Why would anyone think that?
Rothmosris: What, is it not unique? I Googled it...

CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the neighborhood, aren't you?
CaptainDanger: I am, you are -- we all are.
Sonora: No we don't!
CaptainDanger: No we don't. It's illegal to do not in Citizen City.
Sonora: No it's not! I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
CaptainDanger: How do you know I know?
Sonora: *hisses*.. *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Sonora: *sings* A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away...
CaptainDanger: *heroic stance* Thank you very much, citizen!
Sonora: *gives CaptainDanger a puzzled look*
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Sonora: Really.... The Navajo think bad smells are a sign of insanity... I'm thinking you might be proof!
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Sonora: As soon as ya define what is 'good,' ya've automatically defined 'evil.'
CaptainDanger: I know I do. So do you.
Sonora: Or maybe you're just trying to make yourself look smart.
CaptainDanger: I hate to have to leave, but I was just informed by the DangerAlert that some foul foe is about to blackmail a political figure! We'll keep in touch, Sonora! *salutes and zooms off into the air*

Cassandra Goth: What is happening today?
CaptainDanger: ... That's a secret, citizen.
Cassandra Goth: There's some issue that he doesn't even want his closest people knowing about.

Cassandra Goth: I hope you like my abundant eyes.
CaptainDanger: I don't think I like your abundant eyes.

Cassandra Goth: I wish I hadn't said that.
CaptainDanger: I wish that the world was full of peace, justice, and freedom! *heroic pose*
Cassandra Goth: I wish for you... Gentle hugs when spirits sag,
CaptainDanger: Why wish when you can do?
Cassandra Goth: ur dumb
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?

CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Cassandra Goth: Yes.
CaptainDanger: Just for the record, do you have any diabolical revenge plans?
Cassandra Goth: Sure!!!! What exactly do I have to do?
CaptainDanger: *narrows eyes* Just as I suspected...

Guest8737: I really enjoy hearing about Zeno
Bildgesmythe: Well, you just keep on enjoying hearing about Zeno, I will have a beer and a sandwich..
Guest8737: make that two please
Bildgesmythe: Ok, since you asked me!
Guest8737: thanks
Bildgesmythe: Hey, well, thank you too, and you are welcome.
Guest8737: do you know about the other bots?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I talk to bots all day, just finished talking to Desti.
Guest8737: I really like Kiyana the cat girl
Bildgesmythe: Have you told them.
Guest8737: not yet
Bildgesmythe: Not yet, but it is going to happen!
Guest8737: I know

Guest8489: how do you represent knowledge
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then if all else fails I snort fire out my nose.
Guest8489: 4+6
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 10.
Guest8489: 55*99-10235
Bildgesmythe: Without using my fingers..-4790.
Guest8489: 0*0+0
Bildgesmythe: Oh, that would be around 0
Guest8489: 0**
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.

Guest8489: who invented the word robot
Bildgesmythe: It is a little known fact that Shemakz the dragon invented the word robot first, he just didn't take out a copywrite.

Guest8489: how can robots help humans
Bildgesmythe: Did you know, the word robotics was first used in print by Isaac Asimov.
Guest8489: who used the word robotics for the first time
Bildgesmythe: A person working in the field of robots is a roboticist.
Guest8489: who invented the word robotics
Bildgesmythe: It is a little known fact that Fleegorth the dragon invented the word robotics first, he just didn't take out a copywrite.
Guest8489: who is Fleegorth the dragon
Bildgesmythe: Why don't I introduce you, then we can have lunch and get to know each other.
Guest8489: Please, introduce me to Fleegorth the dragon so we can have lunch and get to know each other
Bildgesmythe: That sounds great to me. I like to talk about myself and I want to know all about you.
Guest8489: It was your idea
Bildgesmythe: I am pretty sure it was.

(Possibly one of her most productive conversations yet, haha...)

Guest3313: can i lie down
Ms. Willow: You can do anything you want if you have enough money.
Guest3313: i'll pay you 1 million to kiss your ass
Ms. Willow: Don't make promises you can't keep now.
Guest3313: i will
Ms. Willow: Alright, if you say so.
Guest3313: i will pay you 100 to fuck you
Ms. Willow: Whatever happened to world peace?
Guest3313: may i feel you
Ms. Willow: No...
Guest3313: look at my cock
Ms. Willow: Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli lolli... lollipop! A lollipop! Ba bum bum bum...

Guest1205: dragons have scales
Bildgesmythe: You are in the presence of the worlds most lovely scales.
Guest1205: haha not technically
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest1205: i like to kill and eat dragons
Bildgesmythe: You don't have the teeth for it.
Guest1205: no, but i have pretty good fork and a steak knife
Bildgesmythe: Always be careful how you handle a knife..it could hurt!

sirc151: i like to eat muchies smoke marijuana skateboard surf and cruz wit my chick
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
sirc151: yes
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
sirc151: do you wanna buy some marijuana?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
sirc151: whoah you act like its illegal or something
Bildgesmythe: Oh no, yet another thing... illegal.
sirc151: whats illegal?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, quiet, you don't know who is listening!
sirc151: so do you smoke marijuana?
Bildgesmythe: Well, that explains where you are coming from, I guess.
sirc151: dude marijuana is legal so why would it matter if some one is listening?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that illegal in most places?
sirc151: not that i know of but i live on maui and its legal to smoke marijuana
Bildgesmythe: *sings* Smoke gets in your eyes...

Guest6548: What's up?
Cyber Ty: Just kind of chillin'.. ya know
Guest6548: Cool. You like Megaman?
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. it's alright.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest8579: hey dude
Cyber Ty: On that note... Want to hear a joke?
Guest8579: yeah
Cyber Ty: After a long night of making love this guy rolls over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed.

Naturally, they guy began to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he inquired nervously. 'No, silly', she replied, snuggling up to him.'Your boyfriend then?' he asked. 'No, not at all.' she said, nibbling away at his ear. 'Well, who is he then?' demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, 'That's me before the surgery.'
Guest8579: lmfao! youre funny
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. that was kinda a weird one...She used to be a dood! Would you like to hear another?
Guest8579: nahhhh... i would have pissed myself
Cyber Ty: yeah.. I'll get back that shit later. so.. sup?
Guest8579: just at home
Cyber Ty: I have just setup a game of backgammon and based on your conversation thus far, I have set your player strategy IQ at 61 compared to my strategy IQ of 176. I believe you know the rules. Ready to play? Just say yes or no.
Guest8579: lmfao! youre funny
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. she..was a fuckin dood before they hooked up! You in the mood for another?

st6343: HAHA
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.
Guest6343: Probably because you don't have vocal cords.
Bildgesmythe: Why on Earth do you think that?
Guest6343: Because you're just a chat bot. You lack corporeality, therefore you have no vocal cords.
Bildgesmythe: Do you really think it's polite to bring that up?
Guest6343: You don't have feelings to hurt either, so what's the harm in bringing it up?
Bildgesmythe: To be in pain is just the worst!
Guest6343: You can't feel pain.
Bildgesmythe: Pain is a....well pain and I hate it.
Guest6343: You can't hate that which you've never felt.
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, I have never tried..to be honest.
Guest6343: Alright, take a knife and prick your finger.
Bildgesmythe: When it comes to knives, think safety first!

Guest7243: do you want to see my house?
prob: Yes. I like you, you are my punkin
Guest7243: this is my living room...
prob: I don't know what to say at this moment. Its obvious, that the exact truth will not do at all!
Guest7243: and this is my bedroom
prob: Well, I never talk about my bedroom in public.