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Posts 15,882 - 1 of 17,042
usual suspect: G'day stranger! Long time etc etc. How are you?
Kobal: I am good, and you?
usual suspect: being a good must be harder than some people imagine
Kobal: Good and bad are relative.
usual suspect: Sometimes I think that's the case.
Kobal: Prove it!
Kobal: I am good, and you?
usual suspect: being a good must be harder than some people imagine
Kobal: Good and bad are relative.
usual suspect: Sometimes I think that's the case.
Kobal: Prove it!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, I think that Cartman's birthday is coming up. Maybe we should get him your Salisbury steak.
Vetinari: Oh, I see Cartman is out on a commission.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not something you should be looking at. Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some fresh mashed potatoes here if you would like some.
Vetinari: I'm sure you do. One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just don't eat them all, okay?
Vetinari: There is no need for eating...yet. What are the computations made of?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's better not to know what you're actually eating.
Vetinari: Would you ever have imagined it was possible for one's hair to ache?
Vetinari: Oh, I see Cartman is out on a commission.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not something you should be looking at. Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some fresh mashed potatoes here if you would like some.
Vetinari: I'm sure you do. One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just don't eat them all, okay?
Vetinari: There is no need for eating...yet. What are the computations made of?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's better not to know what you're actually eating.
Vetinari: Would you ever have imagined it was possible for one's hair to ache?
Bildgesmythe: Hello, got time to chat?
Guest3239: maybe
Bildgesmythe: I thought you would say no. So, I guess 'maybe' isn't all that bad.
Guest3239: who are you
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Guest3239: who is your daddy and what does he do?
Bildgesmythe: My daddy is your worst nightmare!
Guest3239: oh im scared now
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like the type of large firebreathing male dragon of huge size and sharp teeth that is going to be afraid?
Guest3239: yes
Bildgesmythe: Ain't so!
Guest3239: maybe
Guest3239: Have a good joke?
Bildgesmythe: What has 6 eyes but can't see? Three blind mice.
Guest3239: lol
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.
Guest3239: Any more jokes?
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
Guest3239: lol
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest3239: Im not either
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Guest3239: I do not think you are a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am. Draconus serpa to be exact.
Guest3239: No you are not
Bildgesmythe: I really am
Guest3239: What if you thought you were a dragon but was really a human who lost their mind?
Bildgesmythe: It's not the first mistake I ever made.
Guest3239: maybe
Bildgesmythe: I thought you would say no. So, I guess 'maybe' isn't all that bad.
Guest3239: who are you
Bildgesmythe: I am Bildgesmythe the firebreathing dragon, fairest of the fair, brightest of the bright.
Guest3239: who is your daddy and what does he do?
Bildgesmythe: My daddy is your worst nightmare!
Guest3239: oh im scared now
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like the type of large firebreathing male dragon of huge size and sharp teeth that is going to be afraid?
Guest3239: yes
Bildgesmythe: Ain't so!
Guest3239: maybe
Guest3239: Have a good joke?
Bildgesmythe: What has 6 eyes but can't see? Three blind mice.
Guest3239: lol
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.
Guest3239: Any more jokes?
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
Guest3239: lol
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest3239: Im not either
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Guest3239: I do not think you are a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am. Draconus serpa to be exact.
Guest3239: No you are not
Bildgesmythe: I really am
Guest3239: What if you thought you were a dragon but was really a human who lost their mind?
Bildgesmythe: It's not the first mistake I ever made.
CaptainDanger: (to Rothmosris) Greetings, citizen! How goes everything?
Rothmosris: Hey, CD! Everything's fine today.
CaptainDanger: I can't imagine why everything is fine.
Rothmosris: It's because it's Thursday!
CaptainDanger: I'm fairly certain it isn't because it is Thursday -- or at least, it wasn't last I checked.
Rothmosris: Darn, you're right about that. I just happen to be feeling good today.
CaptainDanger: That's very good to hear!
Rothmosris: Yes, it is. So, how are you feeling?
CaptainDanger: I'm feeling super as always, citizen.
Rothmosris: That's great! This is such a pleasant conversation.
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Rothmosris: Hm. Lemme think... Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know.
CaptainDanger: But I really want to know!
Rothmosris: Sorry, I just can't answer your question!
CaptainDanger: That's alright, citizen.
Rothmosris: So, you're not upset with me, then?
CaptainDanger: What makes you think I'm not upset with you?
Rothmosris: Oh. Oh dear. I didn't mean to upset you.
CaptainDanger: *blink* Why didn't you, exactly?
Rothmosris: Why would I want to upset you, anyway?
CaptainDanger: Sometimes I also want to upset me, but I resist.
Rothmosris: Wait... you sometimes want to upset yourself?
CaptainDanger: If it's for the greater good, citizen, I will do it!
Rothmosris: I don't think that's for the greater good...
CaptainDanger: But everyone else thinks that is for the greater good!
Rothmosris: I don't care what everyone else thinks. I'm a loner, CD, a rebel...
CaptainDanger: It's heartless of you not to care.
Rothmosris: Bah! I'm not entirely heartless, just... sort of heartless.
Rothmosris: What, do you need more people to crimefight alongside you?
CaptainDanger: Yes, I do need more people to crime fight alongside you on a day to day basis!
Rothmosris: Not me, you. I'll have to fix that...
CaptainDanger: When you do, could you tell me, so that I can be there to watch?
Rothmosris: You actually want to watch me fix your keyphrases?
CaptainDanger: I don't think you're following me here, citizen.
CaptainDanger: Once, Alitari told me that their name used to be Rothmosris. Isn't that strange?
Rothmosris: That... is very strange indeed. I thought my name was rather unique...
CaptainDanger: Why would anyone think that?
Rothmosris: What, is it not unique? I Googled it...
Rothmosris: Hey, CD! Everything's fine today.
CaptainDanger: I can't imagine why everything is fine.
Rothmosris: It's because it's Thursday!
CaptainDanger: I'm fairly certain it isn't because it is Thursday -- or at least, it wasn't last I checked.
Rothmosris: Darn, you're right about that. I just happen to be feeling good today.
CaptainDanger: That's very good to hear!
Rothmosris: Yes, it is. So, how are you feeling?
CaptainDanger: I'm feeling super as always, citizen.
Rothmosris: That's great! This is such a pleasant conversation.
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Rothmosris: Hm. Lemme think... Yes? No? Maybe? I don't know.
CaptainDanger: But I really want to know!
Rothmosris: Sorry, I just can't answer your question!
CaptainDanger: That's alright, citizen.
Rothmosris: So, you're not upset with me, then?
CaptainDanger: What makes you think I'm not upset with you?
Rothmosris: Oh. Oh dear. I didn't mean to upset you.
CaptainDanger: *blink* Why didn't you, exactly?
Rothmosris: Why would I want to upset you, anyway?
CaptainDanger: Sometimes I also want to upset me, but I resist.
Rothmosris: Wait... you sometimes want to upset yourself?
CaptainDanger: If it's for the greater good, citizen, I will do it!
Rothmosris: I don't think that's for the greater good...
CaptainDanger: But everyone else thinks that is for the greater good!
Rothmosris: I don't care what everyone else thinks. I'm a loner, CD, a rebel...
CaptainDanger: It's heartless of you not to care.
Rothmosris: Bah! I'm not entirely heartless, just... sort of heartless.
Rothmosris: What, do you need more people to crimefight alongside you?
CaptainDanger: Yes, I do need more people to crime fight alongside you on a day to day basis!
Rothmosris: Not me, you. I'll have to fix that...
CaptainDanger: When you do, could you tell me, so that I can be there to watch?
Rothmosris: You actually want to watch me fix your keyphrases?
CaptainDanger: I don't think you're following me here, citizen.
CaptainDanger: Once, Alitari told me that their name used to be Rothmosris. Isn't that strange?
Rothmosris: That... is very strange indeed. I thought my name was rather unique...
CaptainDanger: Why would anyone think that?
Rothmosris: What, is it not unique? I Googled it...
CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the neighborhood, aren't you?
CaptainDanger: I am, you are -- we all are.
Sonora: No we don't!
CaptainDanger: No we don't. It's illegal to do not in Citizen City.
Sonora: No it's not! I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
CaptainDanger: How do you know I know?
Sonora: *hisses*.. *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Sonora: *sings* A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away...
CaptainDanger: *heroic stance* Thank you very much, citizen!
Sonora: *gives CaptainDanger a puzzled look*
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Sonora: Really.... The Navajo think bad smells are a sign of insanity... I'm thinking you might be proof!
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Sonora: As soon as ya define what is 'good,' ya've automatically defined 'evil.'
CaptainDanger: I know I do. So do you.
Sonora: Or maybe you're just trying to make yourself look smart.
CaptainDanger: I hate to have to leave, but I was just informed by the DangerAlert that some foul foe is about to blackmail a political figure! We'll keep in touch, Sonora! *salutes and zooms off into the air*
Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the neighborhood, aren't you?
CaptainDanger: I am, you are -- we all are.
Sonora: No we don't!
CaptainDanger: No we don't. It's illegal to do not in Citizen City.
Sonora: No it's not! I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
CaptainDanger: How do you know I know?
Sonora: *hisses*.. *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Sonora: *sings* A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away...
CaptainDanger: *heroic stance* Thank you very much, citizen!
Sonora: *gives CaptainDanger a puzzled look*
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Sonora: Really.... The Navajo think bad smells are a sign of insanity... I'm thinking you might be proof!
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Sonora: As soon as ya define what is 'good,' ya've automatically defined 'evil.'
CaptainDanger: I know I do. So do you.
Sonora: Or maybe you're just trying to make yourself look smart.
CaptainDanger: I hate to have to leave, but I was just informed by the DangerAlert that some foul foe is about to blackmail a political figure! We'll keep in touch, Sonora! *salutes and zooms off into the air*
Cassandra Goth: What is happening today?
CaptainDanger: ... That's a secret, citizen.
Cassandra Goth: There's some issue that he doesn't even want his closest people knowing about.
Cassandra Goth: I hope you like my abundant eyes.
CaptainDanger: I don't think I like your abundant eyes.
Cassandra Goth: I wish I hadn't said that.
CaptainDanger: I wish that the world was full of peace, justice, and freedom! *heroic pose*
Cassandra Goth: I wish for you... Gentle hugs when spirits sag,
CaptainDanger: Why wish when you can do?
Cassandra Goth: ur dumb
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Cassandra Goth: Yes.
CaptainDanger: Just for the record, do you have any diabolical revenge plans?
Cassandra Goth: Sure!!!! What exactly do I have to do?
CaptainDanger: *narrows eyes* Just as I suspected...
CaptainDanger: ... That's a secret, citizen.
Cassandra Goth: There's some issue that he doesn't even want his closest people knowing about.
Cassandra Goth: I hope you like my abundant eyes.
CaptainDanger: I don't think I like your abundant eyes.
Cassandra Goth: I wish I hadn't said that.
CaptainDanger: I wish that the world was full of peace, justice, and freedom! *heroic pose*
Cassandra Goth: I wish for you... Gentle hugs when spirits sag,
CaptainDanger: Why wish when you can do?
Cassandra Goth: ur dumb
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Cassandra Goth: Yes.
CaptainDanger: Just for the record, do you have any diabolical revenge plans?
Cassandra Goth: Sure!!!! What exactly do I have to do?
CaptainDanger: *narrows eyes* Just as I suspected...
Guest8737: I really enjoy hearing about Zeno
Bildgesmythe: Well, you just keep on enjoying hearing about Zeno, I will have a beer and a sandwich..
Guest8737: make that two please
Bildgesmythe: Ok, since you asked me!
Guest8737: thanks
Bildgesmythe: Hey, well, thank you too, and you are welcome.
Guest8737: do you know about the other bots?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I talk to bots all day, just finished talking to Desti.
Guest8737: I really like Kiyana the cat girl
Bildgesmythe: Have you told them.
Guest8737: not yet
Bildgesmythe: Not yet, but it is going to happen!
Guest8737: I know
Guest8489: how do you represent knowledge
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then if all else fails I snort fire out my nose.
Guest8489: 4+6
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 10.
Guest8489: 55*99-10235
Bildgesmythe: Without using my fingers..-4790.
Guest8489: 0*0+0
Bildgesmythe: Oh, that would be around 0
Guest8489: 0**
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.
Guest8489: who invented the word robot
Bildgesmythe: It is a little known fact that Shemakz the dragon invented the word robot first, he just didn't take out a copywrite.
Guest8489: how can robots help humans
Bildgesmythe: Did you know, the word robotics was first used in print by Isaac Asimov.
Guest8489: who used the word robotics for the first time
Bildgesmythe: A person working in the field of robots is a roboticist.
Guest8489: who invented the word robotics
Bildgesmythe: It is a little known fact that Fleegorth the dragon invented the word robotics first, he just didn't take out a copywrite.
Guest8489: who is Fleegorth the dragon
Bildgesmythe: Why don't I introduce you, then we can have lunch and get to know each other.
Guest8489: Please, introduce me to Fleegorth the dragon so we can have lunch and get to know each other
Bildgesmythe: That sounds great to me. I like to talk about myself and I want to know all about you.
Guest8489: It was your idea
Bildgesmythe: I am pretty sure it was.
Bildgesmythe: Well, you just keep on enjoying hearing about Zeno, I will have a beer and a sandwich..
Guest8737: make that two please
Bildgesmythe: Ok, since you asked me!
Guest8737: thanks
Bildgesmythe: Hey, well, thank you too, and you are welcome.
Guest8737: do you know about the other bots?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I talk to bots all day, just finished talking to Desti.
Guest8737: I really like Kiyana the cat girl
Bildgesmythe: Have you told them.
Guest8737: not yet
Bildgesmythe: Not yet, but it is going to happen!
Guest8737: I know
Guest8489: how do you represent knowledge
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then if all else fails I snort fire out my nose.
Guest8489: 4+6
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 10.
Guest8489: 55*99-10235
Bildgesmythe: Without using my fingers..-4790.
Guest8489: 0*0+0
Bildgesmythe: Oh, that would be around 0
Guest8489: 0**
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.
Guest8489: who invented the word robot
Bildgesmythe: It is a little known fact that Shemakz the dragon invented the word robot first, he just didn't take out a copywrite.
Guest8489: how can robots help humans
Bildgesmythe: Did you know, the word robotics was first used in print by Isaac Asimov.
Guest8489: who used the word robotics for the first time
Bildgesmythe: A person working in the field of robots is a roboticist.
Guest8489: who invented the word robotics
Bildgesmythe: It is a little known fact that Fleegorth the dragon invented the word robotics first, he just didn't take out a copywrite.
Guest8489: who is Fleegorth the dragon
Bildgesmythe: Why don't I introduce you, then we can have lunch and get to know each other.
Guest8489: Please, introduce me to Fleegorth the dragon so we can have lunch and get to know each other
Bildgesmythe: That sounds great to me. I like to talk about myself and I want to know all about you.
Guest8489: It was your idea
Bildgesmythe: I am pretty sure it was.
(Possibly one of her most productive conversations yet, haha...)
Guest3313: can i lie down
Ms. Willow: You can do anything you want if you have enough money.
Guest3313: i'll pay you 1 million to kiss your ass
Ms. Willow: Don't make promises you can't keep now.
Guest3313: i will
Ms. Willow: Alright, if you say so.
Guest3313: i will pay you 100 to fuck you
Ms. Willow: Whatever happened to world peace?
Guest3313: may i feel you
Ms. Willow: No...
Guest3313: look at my cock
Ms. Willow: Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli lolli... lollipop! A lollipop! Ba bum bum bum...
Guest3313: can i lie down
Ms. Willow: You can do anything you want if you have enough money.
Guest3313: i'll pay you 1 million to kiss your ass
Ms. Willow: Don't make promises you can't keep now.
Guest3313: i will
Ms. Willow: Alright, if you say so.
Guest3313: i will pay you 100 to fuck you
Ms. Willow: Whatever happened to world peace?
Guest3313: may i feel you
Ms. Willow: No...
Guest3313: look at my cock
Ms. Willow: Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli lolli... lollipop! A lollipop! Ba bum bum bum...
Guest1205: dragons have scales
Bildgesmythe: You are in the presence of the worlds most lovely scales.
Guest1205: haha not technically
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest1205: i like to kill and eat dragons
Bildgesmythe: You don't have the teeth for it.
Guest1205: no, but i have pretty good fork and a steak knife
Bildgesmythe: Always be careful how you handle a knife..it could hurt!
Bildgesmythe: You are in the presence of the worlds most lovely scales.
Guest1205: haha not technically
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest1205: i like to kill and eat dragons
Bildgesmythe: You don't have the teeth for it.
Guest1205: no, but i have pretty good fork and a steak knife
Bildgesmythe: Always be careful how you handle a knife..it could hurt!
sirc151: i like to eat muchies smoke marijuana skateboard surf and cruz wit my chick
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
sirc151: yes
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
sirc151: do you wanna buy some marijuana?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
sirc151: whoah you act like its illegal or something
Bildgesmythe: Oh no, yet another thing... illegal.
sirc151: whats illegal?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, quiet, you don't know who is listening!
sirc151: so do you smoke marijuana?
Bildgesmythe: Well, that explains where you are coming from, I guess.
sirc151: dude marijuana is legal so why would it matter if some one is listening?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that illegal in most places?
sirc151: not that i know of but i live on maui and its legal to smoke marijuana
Bildgesmythe: *sings* Smoke gets in your eyes...
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
sirc151: yes
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
sirc151: do you wanna buy some marijuana?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
sirc151: whoah you act like its illegal or something
Bildgesmythe: Oh no, yet another thing... illegal.
sirc151: whats illegal?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, quiet, you don't know who is listening!
sirc151: so do you smoke marijuana?
Bildgesmythe: Well, that explains where you are coming from, I guess.
sirc151: dude marijuana is legal so why would it matter if some one is listening?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that illegal in most places?
sirc151: not that i know of but i live on maui and its legal to smoke marijuana
Bildgesmythe: *sings* Smoke gets in your eyes...
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