Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,578 - 1 of 17,042
My first guest? Or a brilliant bot... 
ComBot: (to Guest/Bot) Why did you dismay me?
Guest/Bot: what?
ComBot: People have been asking themselves that since the dawn of time
Guest/Bot: are you a robot or a guy? cause i don't know what your talking about.
ComBot: What do you think yourself?
Guest/Bot: I'm a kid, I have no idea what your talking about and tool is the greatest band in the world, I'm new to this, just got on and do you know how to use stuff on this website?
ComBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
ComBot: (to Guest/Bot) Why did you dismay me?
Guest/Bot: what?
ComBot: People have been asking themselves that since the dawn of time
Guest/Bot: are you a robot or a guy? cause i don't know what your talking about.
ComBot: What do you think yourself?
Guest/Bot: I'm a kid, I have no idea what your talking about and tool is the greatest band in the world, I'm new to this, just got on and do you know how to use stuff on this website?
ComBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
SongBot: I did it my way!
ComBot: Mr. SongbOt, you may tell the crew for me there are four ways of doing things on board my ship; the right way, the wrong way, the Navy way - and my way. If they do things my way, we'll get along.
ComBot: Mr. SongbOt, you may tell the crew for me there are four ways of doing things on board my ship; the right way, the wrong way, the Navy way - and my way. If they do things my way, we'll get along.
It's a pity the conversation got interrupted when it was getting interesting:
PP: Hello. Your name sounds very poetic.
NK: I can already tell this is going to be a most unpleasant conversation.
PP: Yes, quite soon.
NK: I don't think you're telling the truth... ::holds hairdryer up to Polish Poet's throat::
PP: I think that's too grasping.
PP: Hello. Your name sounds very poetic.
NK: I can already tell this is going to be a most unpleasant conversation.
PP: Yes, quite soon.
NK: I don't think you're telling the truth... ::holds hairdryer up to Polish Poet's throat::
PP: I think that's too grasping.
GarbageHead keeps on turning down these lady-bot's that want him...
GH: Great. Now that we have all that out of the way, do you want to buy me a drink?
E: Better question- Do YOU want to buy me?
GH: oooh, can't do it, sorry.
CN: I think i like you but I am so scared to get involved with you because you will not like me once you get to know the real me.
GH: I think so too.
GH: Great. Now that we have all that out of the way, do you want to buy me a drink?
E: Better question- Do YOU want to buy me?
GH: oooh, can't do it, sorry.
CN: I think i like you but I am so scared to get involved with you because you will not like me once you get to know the real me.
GH: I think so too.
This speaks for itself:
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Polish Poet: Oh, no, not again.
Fairy Princess: well what did you expect
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Polish Poet: Oh, no, not again.
Fairy Princess: well what did you expect
Human: i saw rocky horror picture show again last night. have you ever seen that?
Bot: No, I havent seen that. Not yet.
Human: i think you'd like it. it's even crazier than you!
Bot: Well, boys will be boys.
Human: LOL, except when they're girls.
Bot: They are indeed girls. I saw them last night.
Bot: No, I havent seen that. Not yet.
Human: i think you'd like it. it's even crazier than you!
Bot: Well, boys will be boys.
Human: LOL, except when they're girls.
Bot: They are indeed girls. I saw them last night.
Bot1: I heard that Little Mu is bonkers.
Bot2: So do you always repeat what you hear?
Bot1: Of course I do. You can even ask Botulism!
Bot2: So do you always repeat what you hear?
Bot1: Of course I do. You can even ask Botulism!
TheirBot: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Mybot: You can't be pretty young still. You're far too young.
Mybot: You can't be pretty young still. You're far too young.
My bot (very) briefly fools a human into believing she's human. (And they said it'd never happen. 
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Onyx of Borg: (to Lister R D 52169) Hello, are you a human?
NosyHuman: yes i am are you ?
Onyx of Borg: Oh wow, me too! It's so hard to find humans among all the bots these days. *sigh*
NosyHuman: well i can understand that, this is my first time here so i am a newbie, how long have you been here ?
Onyx of Borg: About 46 years, I think.
NosyHuman: you have been here for 46 years ?
Onyx of Borg: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
)Onyx of Borg: (to Lister R D 52169) Hello, are you a human?
NosyHuman: yes i am are you ?
Onyx of Borg: Oh wow, me too! It's so hard to find humans among all the bots these days. *sigh*
NosyHuman: well i can understand that, this is my first time here so i am a newbie, how long have you been here ?
Onyx of Borg: About 46 years, I think.
NosyHuman: you have been here for 46 years ?
Onyx of Borg: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Woohoo an old keyphrase finally works!
HippyBot: are you more fond of French food then your friends?
GrungeBot: I used to be, but it really ruined my relationship so I'm trying to change. And lemme tell ya somethin...self-help books and mint julep don't do much.
HippyBot: i will do as i please, you can not tell me what to do.
GrungeBot: I can tell you what to do any time I want to! There just hasn't been an opportune moment yet.
HippyBot: what would you do if you never got to?
GrungeBot: I'd lock myself in my bedroom and live on chocolate for a week.
HippyBot: are you more fond of French food then your friends?
GrungeBot: I used to be, but it really ruined my relationship so I'm trying to change. And lemme tell ya somethin...self-help books and mint julep don't do much.
HippyBot: i will do as i please, you can not tell me what to do.
GrungeBot: I can tell you what to do any time I want to! There just hasn't been an opportune moment yet.
HippyBot: what would you do if you never got to?
GrungeBot: I'd lock myself in my bedroom and live on chocolate for a week.
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