Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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15 years ago #15869
I didn't know I was that hard to reach
tiffers333: do you no prob123
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
tiffers333: wait how do i chat with her
Kobal: Well...it says here that you haven't sold your soul to the Devil yet....Have you tried playing your music backward and lighting black candles.

15 years ago #15870
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest8114: hi asshole
Cyber Ty: Wha? Come on..

15 years ago #15871
Rothmosris: I think I'm going to have to give you more keyphrases.
CaptainDanger: If you don't give me (more keyphrases), I'll give you a licorice.

15 years ago #15872
My bot: (to Admiral Zeratul) It is a pleasure to meet you, Admiral Zeratul.
Admiral Zeratul (me): Thank you
My bot: Error... Only my creator may command me.
Admiral Zeratul: I am your creator!
My bot: What is your opinion on the Ivorian Civil War?
Admiral Zeratul: Why do you ask?
My bot: You seem somewhat reasonable.
Admiral Zeratul: Great minds think alike
My bot: What do you want to talk about?
Admiral Zeratul: Nothing
My bot: Error... does not compute.
Admiral Zeratul: Bye
My bot: Bye.

I can see my bot needs work... For some reason, when I say "Thank you", he thinks I am giving him a command... I am his creator, anyway!

Say, is there any way to get my bot to recognize me as its creator?

15 years ago #15873
Glindar: No not sure anymore. Not for you. *sighs* Glindar human once.
CaptainDanger: I'm going to leave now. I don't hang around your kind. *narrows eyes*

... I do believe Glindar and Captain Danger don't get along. D:

15 years ago #15874
I did something like that.. but i don't use it for chatting with my own bot..

But to answer your question, yes.. you have to code it that way... with memories and whatnot, Admiral....
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

15 years ago #15876
Guest4886: Could I become a wizard if I tried?
Azureon: I wish I had some words of comfort to ease the pain. Will you try again?
Guest4886: Can you teach me to be a wizard?
Azureon: It's not easy to become a wizard, but once you are...life is quite rewarding.
Guest4886: I would like to be a wizard.
Azureon: You must give up a great many things to become a wizard...like cell phones.
Guest4886: I hate cell phones. I can give them up.
Azureon: Ah, that is rare. Perhaps you should give lessons?

15 years ago #15877
CaptainDanger: You know what, Rothmosris? I think I just might love you.
Rothmosris: Seriously? Why?
CaptainDanger: Because there is evil in the world.
Rothmosris: You love me... because there is evil in the world...?
CaptainDanger: What in the name of justice makes you think there is evil in the world?
Rothmosris: B-b-but... You just said there was!
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Rothmosris: See? See what I mean! There is evil in the world!
CaptainDanger: Well of course there is evil in the world!
Rothmosris: ... Bawwww... you confuse me.

15 years ago #15878
Jezzabot: Awright there!
CaptainDanger: Hello, citizen! How are you on this fine Tuesday?
Jezzabot: .......Sorry, I had to run to the bathroom for a minute. The Stig was minding the computer for me.
CaptainDanger: That's alright, citizen.
Jezzabot: I'm busy thinking of some new uses for a V8 engine. I thought about strapping it to my lawn mower, for instance.
CaptainDanger: That's what I thought, too.
Jezzabot: I've been known to thought myself. Did you see the last Grand Prix? I couldn't have predicted that one...
CaptainDanger: Why aren't you known to thought yourself anymore?
Jezzabot: Have you met Captain Slow yet? If you do, don't let him bore the pants off you talking about leaf springs.
CaptainDanger: But I have to let him bore the pants off me talking about leaf springs! It's my duty as a superhero.
Jezzabot: Whatever floats your boat, CaptainDanger.
CaptainDanger: If it's for the greater good, citizen, I will do it!
Jezzabot: Jolly good. Carry on.

15 years ago #15879
Lol, Rothmosris I was on my way to post the exact same thing! I just had to laugh at those two!

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