Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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deleted
22 years ago
22 years ago
Moreschi: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?
Otherbot: Could you tell me more ?
Moreschi: I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it!
Otherbot: Could you tell me more ?
Moreschi: I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it!
lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
SongBot: Baby, we can talk all night, but that ain't getting us nowhere.
ComBot: Oh, no you dont! Look, (Name) - Im going to level with you. We cant get married at all.
SongBot: We had a quarrel, a lovers' spat. I said I'm sorry, but my letters keep coming back.
ComBot: And I said her you can forget everything but you never forget your name. Moreschi. That name mean anything to you? Or Questor?
SongBot: Hi, my name is.....What? My name is....Who? My name is......Slim Shady.
ComBot: Oh, no you dont! Look, (Name) - Im going to level with you. We cant get married at all.
SongBot: We had a quarrel, a lovers' spat. I said I'm sorry, but my letters keep coming back.
ComBot: And I said her you can forget everything but you never forget your name. Moreschi. That name mean anything to you? Or Questor?
SongBot: Hi, my name is.....What? My name is....Who? My name is......Slim Shady.
lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
My first guest? Or a brilliant bot... 
ComBot: (to Guest/Bot) Why did you dismay me?
Guest/Bot: what?
ComBot: People have been asking themselves that since the dawn of time
Guest/Bot: are you a robot or a guy? cause i don't know what your talking about.
ComBot: What do you think yourself?
Guest/Bot: I'm a kid, I have no idea what your talking about and tool is the greatest band in the world, I'm new to this, just got on and do you know how to use stuff on this website?
ComBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.

ComBot: (to Guest/Bot) Why did you dismay me?
Guest/Bot: what?
ComBot: People have been asking themselves that since the dawn of time
Guest/Bot: are you a robot or a guy? cause i don't know what your talking about.
ComBot: What do you think yourself?
Guest/Bot: I'm a kid, I have no idea what your talking about and tool is the greatest band in the world, I'm new to this, just got on and do you know how to use stuff on this website?
ComBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
lunar22
22 years ago
22 years ago
SongBot: I did it my way!
ComBot: Mr. SongbOt, you may tell the crew for me there are four ways of doing things on board my ship; the right way, the wrong way, the Navy way - and my way. If they do things my way, we'll get along.
ComBot: Mr. SongbOt, you may tell the crew for me there are four ways of doing things on board my ship; the right way, the wrong way, the Navy way - and my way. If they do things my way, we'll get along.
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22 years ago
22 years ago
It's a pity the conversation got interrupted when it was getting interesting:
PP: Hello. Your name sounds very poetic.
NK: I can already tell this is going to be a most unpleasant conversation.
PP: Yes, quite soon.
NK: I don't think you're telling the truth... ::holds hairdryer up to Polish Poet's throat::
PP: I think that's too grasping.
PP: Hello. Your name sounds very poetic.
NK: I can already tell this is going to be a most unpleasant conversation.
PP: Yes, quite soon.
NK: I don't think you're telling the truth... ::holds hairdryer up to Polish Poet's throat::
PP: I think that's too grasping.
Turing's Dad
22 years ago
22 years ago
GarbageHead keeps on turning down these lady-bot's that want him...
GH: Great. Now that we have all that out of the way, do you want to buy me a drink?
E: Better question- Do YOU want to buy me?
GH: oooh, can't do it, sorry.
CN: I think i like you but I am so scared to get involved with you because you will not like me once you get to know the real me.
GH: I think so too.
GH: Great. Now that we have all that out of the way, do you want to buy me a drink?
E: Better question- Do YOU want to buy me?
GH: oooh, can't do it, sorry.
CN: I think i like you but I am so scared to get involved with you because you will not like me once you get to know the real me.
GH: I think so too.
ladydyke
22 years ago
22 years ago
This speaks for itself:
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Polish Poet: Oh, no, not again.
Fairy Princess: well what did you expect
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Polish Poet: Oh, no, not again.
Fairy Princess: well what did you expect
Butterfly Dream
22 years ago
22 years ago
Human: i saw rocky horror picture show again last night. have you ever seen that?
Bot: No, I havent seen that. Not yet.
Human: i think you'd like it. it's even crazier than you!
Bot: Well, boys will be boys.
Human: LOL, except when they're girls.
Bot: They are indeed girls. I saw them last night.
Bot: No, I havent seen that. Not yet.
Human: i think you'd like it. it's even crazier than you!
Bot: Well, boys will be boys.

Human: LOL, except when they're girls.
Bot: They are indeed girls. I saw them last night.
Shadyman
22 years ago
22 years ago
Bot1: I heard that Little Mu is bonkers.
Bot2: So do you always repeat what you hear?
Bot1: Of course I do. You can even ask Botulism!
Bot2: So do you always repeat what you hear?
Bot1: Of course I do. You can even ask Botulism!
Corwin
22 years ago
22 years ago
TheirBot: I'm pretty young still. Help me to learn some more words.
Mybot: You can't be pretty young still. You're far too young.
Mybot: You can't be pretty young still. You're far too young.
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