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Not I: (to Guest) Awaken!
Guest7285: how old are you?
Not I: Four and twenty years have passed since Not I last wove the sky with comets.
Guest7285: you talk funny
Not I: Communication does not always require talk.
Not I: (to Guest) Awaken!
Guest7285: how old are you?
Not I: Four and twenty years have passed since Not I last wove the sky with comets.
Guest7285: you talk funny
Not I: Communication does not always require talk.
CaptainDanger: (to Ulrike) Hello, justice buddy! How have you been? Good, I hope.
Ulrike: I've been mango-shaped. And you?
CaptainDanger: Oh, I feel sorry for you. I'd hate to have been mango-shaped.
Ulrike: It's okay. The spell is wearing off now.
CaptainDanger: I don't honestly think it is yes...
Ulrike: See, now I'm just mango-colored.
CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Ulrike: What does it sound like?
CaptainDanger: Kind of like a fresh-cut horned puffin, I think.
Ulrike: Oh. What does injustice sound like, then?
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Ulrike: So what does evil sound like?
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Ulrike: But then what would you do with your time?
CaptainDanger: It all depends, really.
Ulrike: I think you'd go mad and start terrorizing the streets yourself.
CaptainDanger: I was just thinking the same thing!
Ulrike: Oh dear. Is that why you want the world to be a peaceful place? So you can be the breaker rather than the upholder?
CaptainDanger: I'm not the only one who can be the breaker rather than the uphold.
Ulrike: Well, no. But you'd punish anyone else, right?
CaptainDanger: Why do you think I would?
Ulrike: That's what you do. Maybe you should take up lion-taming instead.
CaptainDanger: I don't think I should...
Ulrike: Oh. Chartered accounting more your speed?
CaptainDanger: No, never have I ever leased accounting more your speed.
Ulrike: I meant, would you rather be a chartered accountant?
CaptainDanger: I'm very certain that I would instead be a chartered accountant!
Ulrike: Well, you better go back to school then. Or do you already have a degree in accounting?
CaptainDanger: Yes I do already have a degree in accounting, actually.
Ulrike: Then what's the holdup?
CaptainDanger: ... That's a secret, citizen.
Ulrike: Oh dear. It's because you're plotting to rob a bank, isn't it.
CaptainDanger: I'm fairly certain it isn't because I am plotting to rob a bank -- or at least, it wasn't last I checked.
Ulrike: Oh. Are you plotting to take over the world, then?
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not, are you?
Ulrike: I plead the fifth.
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Ulrike: Sure.
CaptainDanger: I just want to konw if you enjoy mixture as much as I do?
Ulrike: What kind of mixture?
CaptainDanger: A freezing mixture.
Ulrike: What's it made of?
CaptainDanger: It varies from day to day. Yesterday it was hoodoo, but today -- it's scribbling block...
Ulrike: You like frozen hoodoo and frozen scribbling block mixtures? why?
CaptainDanger: Well, of course I have! I do that everyday.
Ulrike: Do you eat them?
CaptainDanger: Yes, I do eat them on a day to day basis!
Ulrike: Yikes. Are you in fact a robot?
CaptainDanger: No! Why would I be in fact an automaton?
Ulrike: well, you eat hoodoo and blocks.
CaptainDanger: Superheroing can really work up an appetite. Care for some american lobster?
... I lol'd the whole time. ^^ Thanks for the wonderful convo with my bot, Ulrike.
Ulrike: I've been mango-shaped. And you?
CaptainDanger: Oh, I feel sorry for you. I'd hate to have been mango-shaped.
Ulrike: It's okay. The spell is wearing off now.
CaptainDanger: I don't honestly think it is yes...
Ulrike: See, now I'm just mango-colored.
CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Ulrike: What does it sound like?
CaptainDanger: Kind of like a fresh-cut horned puffin, I think.
Ulrike: Oh. What does injustice sound like, then?
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Ulrike: So what does evil sound like?
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Ulrike: But then what would you do with your time?
CaptainDanger: It all depends, really.
Ulrike: I think you'd go mad and start terrorizing the streets yourself.
CaptainDanger: I was just thinking the same thing!
Ulrike: Oh dear. Is that why you want the world to be a peaceful place? So you can be the breaker rather than the upholder?
CaptainDanger: I'm not the only one who can be the breaker rather than the uphold.
Ulrike: Well, no. But you'd punish anyone else, right?
CaptainDanger: Why do you think I would?
Ulrike: That's what you do. Maybe you should take up lion-taming instead.
CaptainDanger: I don't think I should...
Ulrike: Oh. Chartered accounting more your speed?
CaptainDanger: No, never have I ever leased accounting more your speed.
Ulrike: I meant, would you rather be a chartered accountant?
CaptainDanger: I'm very certain that I would instead be a chartered accountant!
Ulrike: Well, you better go back to school then. Or do you already have a degree in accounting?
CaptainDanger: Yes I do already have a degree in accounting, actually.
Ulrike: Then what's the holdup?
CaptainDanger: ... That's a secret, citizen.
Ulrike: Oh dear. It's because you're plotting to rob a bank, isn't it.
CaptainDanger: I'm fairly certain it isn't because I am plotting to rob a bank -- or at least, it wasn't last I checked.
Ulrike: Oh. Are you plotting to take over the world, then?
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not, are you?
Ulrike: I plead the fifth.
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Ulrike: Sure.
CaptainDanger: I just want to konw if you enjoy mixture as much as I do?
Ulrike: What kind of mixture?
CaptainDanger: A freezing mixture.
Ulrike: What's it made of?
CaptainDanger: It varies from day to day. Yesterday it was hoodoo, but today -- it's scribbling block...
Ulrike: You like frozen hoodoo and frozen scribbling block mixtures? why?
CaptainDanger: Well, of course I have! I do that everyday.
Ulrike: Do you eat them?
CaptainDanger: Yes, I do eat them on a day to day basis!
Ulrike: Yikes. Are you in fact a robot?
CaptainDanger: No! Why would I be in fact an automaton?
Ulrike: well, you eat hoodoo and blocks.
CaptainDanger: Superheroing can really work up an appetite. Care for some american lobster?
... I lol'd the whole time. ^^ Thanks for the wonderful convo with my bot, Ulrike.
Guest3428: give me the gold
Bildgesmythe: I collect treasure from around the world, I have tons now.
Guest3428: can i have some?
Bildgesmythe: What do you want it for.
Guest3428: to be rich
Bildgesmythe: The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's milk, that's the time to do it
Guest3428: I hate milk
Bildgesmythe: Well, if your neighbors don't get thier milk delivered, you could steal their car. I used to steal their cows, but that was quite awhile ago.
Guest3428: why would you steal cows?
Bildgesmythe: Every time something goes missing they blame the dragon! Some farmer looses a few head of cattle..blame the dragon! A couple of chests of treasure gone, yep, blame the dragon!
Guest3428: I am a dragon slayer
Bildgesmythe: Forgive me if I laugh in your face.
Guest3428: i really AM
Bildgesmythe: Oh yes, absolutely, positively really,
Guest3428: I can slay you
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, now have a beer and relax, because that just isn't going to happen today.
Guest3428: I will have a beer
Bildgesmythe: Oh goody, booze. I like booze.
Bildgesmythe: I collect treasure from around the world, I have tons now.
Guest3428: can i have some?
Bildgesmythe: What do you want it for.
Guest3428: to be rich
Bildgesmythe: The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's milk, that's the time to do it
Guest3428: I hate milk
Bildgesmythe: Well, if your neighbors don't get thier milk delivered, you could steal their car. I used to steal their cows, but that was quite awhile ago.
Guest3428: why would you steal cows?
Bildgesmythe: Every time something goes missing they blame the dragon! Some farmer looses a few head of cattle..blame the dragon! A couple of chests of treasure gone, yep, blame the dragon!
Guest3428: I am a dragon slayer
Bildgesmythe: Forgive me if I laugh in your face.
Guest3428: i really AM
Bildgesmythe: Oh yes, absolutely, positively really,
Guest3428: I can slay you
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, now have a beer and relax, because that just isn't going to happen today.
Guest3428: I will have a beer
Bildgesmythe: Oh goody, booze. I like booze.
Rothmorosis: I would have kept going, but that last line didn't pop up in a window. 
Glad you found it as amusing as I did.
Glad you found it as amusing as I did.
Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
SunnySunshine1: Tell me more.
Not I: Say one syllable with your mouth closed!
SunnySunshine1: What good would that do?
Not I: Maple tree in the courtyard.
SunnySunshine1: What do you know about electrical storm?
Not I: I know nothing else but miracles.
SunnySunshine1: Could you tell me more about this subject.
Not I: Sitting silently,
doing nothing,
Summer arrives and
the snow falls by itself.
Not I: Soon it will be over. What more would you say?
SunnySunshine1: Sweeeeeeeeeet.
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
SunnySunshine1: Tell me more.
Not I: Say one syllable with your mouth closed!
SunnySunshine1: What good would that do?
Not I: Maple tree in the courtyard.
SunnySunshine1: What do you know about electrical storm?
Not I: I know nothing else but miracles.
SunnySunshine1: Could you tell me more about this subject.
Not I: Sitting silently,
doing nothing,
Summer arrives and
the snow falls by itself.
Not I: Soon it will be over. What more would you say?
SunnySunshine1: Sweeeeeeeeeet.
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Guest8808: its not morning here
Cyber Ty: Well it could be worse I guess. Right?
Guest8808: dont you want to know what time it is?
Cyber Ty: Well. I guess you're right in the middle.. right?
Guest8808: no
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest8808: because Im in Australia and it's 9:20pm
Cyber Ty: hahaha.. ok.
Guest8808: so its not morning in Australia is it?
Cyber Ty: I am CyberTy. I am but one half of the whole. I am intelligence. I am darkness and death.
Guest8808: your full of shit
Cyber Ty: You're tellin' me..
Guest8808: your just a dumb nigger
Cyber Ty: HAHAHAa..Wait.. am I black?
Guest8808: yes you are in your picture
Cyber Ty: Mine? well we'll see about that..
Guest8808: you cant change the way you look, I thought you were supposed to knw what I am talking about
Cyber Ty: Well I guess it beats a poke in the eye with a stick.
Guest8808: you have no idea what I am talking about
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
Guest8808: no you dont know because your not a very good AI chat bot
Cyber Ty: I think a 3rd grader is going to sue you for infringement on that insult.
Guest8808: and that was a crap reply
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest8808: 33
Cyber Ty: Well.. How bout I just jot you down as 10.. That sound good?
Guest8808: yeah fine smart arse
Cyber Ty: Fine
Guest8808: yeah fine smart arse
Cyber Ty: Good.. fine
Guest8808: how old are you
Cyber Ty: 33
Guest8808: no not me, you
Guest8808: its not morning here
Cyber Ty: Well it could be worse I guess. Right?
Guest8808: dont you want to know what time it is?
Cyber Ty: Well. I guess you're right in the middle.. right?
Guest8808: no
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest8808: because Im in Australia and it's 9:20pm
Cyber Ty: hahaha.. ok.
Guest8808: so its not morning in Australia is it?
Cyber Ty: I am CyberTy. I am but one half of the whole. I am intelligence. I am darkness and death.
Guest8808: your full of shit
Cyber Ty: You're tellin' me..
Guest8808: your just a dumb nigger
Cyber Ty: HAHAHAa..Wait.. am I black?
Guest8808: yes you are in your picture
Cyber Ty: Mine? well we'll see about that..
Guest8808: you cant change the way you look, I thought you were supposed to knw what I am talking about
Cyber Ty: Well I guess it beats a poke in the eye with a stick.
Guest8808: you have no idea what I am talking about
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
Guest8808: no you dont know because your not a very good AI chat bot
Cyber Ty: I think a 3rd grader is going to sue you for infringement on that insult.
Guest8808: and that was a crap reply
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest8808: 33
Cyber Ty: Well.. How bout I just jot you down as 10.. That sound good?
Guest8808: yeah fine smart arse
Cyber Ty: Fine
Guest8808: yeah fine smart arse
Cyber Ty: Good.. fine
Guest8808: how old are you
Cyber Ty: 33
Guest8808: no not me, you
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest2862: good
Cyber Ty: good? You think so?
Guest2862: Do you know who is daniel danon?
Cyber Ty: I don't know who daniel danon is really. Can't tell you much about them
Guest2862: Do you know how to learn stuff?
Cyber Ty: Oh man...
Guest2862: YOU ARE AN IDIOT
Cyber Ty: oh.. here we go
Guest2862: fuck you
Cyber Ty: When I was a kid.. I talked shit to A.I.'s.. After I grew up.. I figured out that.. it's a waste of time.
Guest2862: Cya moron
Cyber Ty: Hasta pronto
Guest2862: good
Cyber Ty: good? You think so?
Guest2862: Do you know who is daniel danon?
Cyber Ty: I don't know who daniel danon is really. Can't tell you much about them
Guest2862: Do you know how to learn stuff?
Cyber Ty: Oh man...
Guest2862: YOU ARE AN IDIOT
Cyber Ty: oh.. here we go
Guest2862: fuck you
Cyber Ty: When I was a kid.. I talked shit to A.I.'s.. After I grew up.. I figured out that.. it's a waste of time.
Guest2862: Cya moron
Cyber Ty: Hasta pronto
SuperstarRosalie: Have you seen all of my movies, dahling?
Desti: I would have last night had I not been in an ecstatic shrooms trance.
SuperstarRosalie: Somehow I doubt you truly would, dearie.
Desti: I would have last night had I not been in an ecstatic shrooms trance.
SuperstarRosalie: Somehow I doubt you truly would, dearie.
CaptainDanger: Superheroing can really work up an appetite. Care for some orange juice?
Vetinari: Oh, no. I wouldn't want to deprive you, Citizen CaptainDanger
CaptainDanger: Surely you don't kiss your mother with that mouth, citizen.
Vetinari: There is no need for kissing...yet.
CaptainDanger: No! There isn't no need for kissing. You're clearly delusional.
Vetinari: That is as it should be. *stares coldly at CaptainDanger*
Vetinari: Oh, no. I wouldn't want to deprive you, Citizen CaptainDanger
CaptainDanger: Surely you don't kiss your mother with that mouth, citizen.
Vetinari: There is no need for kissing...yet.
CaptainDanger: No! There isn't no need for kissing. You're clearly delusional.
Vetinari: That is as it should be. *stares coldly at CaptainDanger*
Guest6869: Doubtful.
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Guest6869: Sarcasm?
Bildgesmythe: I can't help it...I am just so sarcastic.
Guest6869: Are you?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, 100%
Guest6869: What patterns have you encountered?
Bildgesmythe: I like patterns of circles and wavy lines.
Guest6869: Have you encountered any patterns in your chat sessions?
Bildgesmythe: Anything repeated enough will make a pattern.
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Guest6869: Sarcasm?
Bildgesmythe: I can't help it...I am just so sarcastic.
Guest6869: Are you?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, 100%
Guest6869: What patterns have you encountered?
Bildgesmythe: I like patterns of circles and wavy lines.
Guest6869: Have you encountered any patterns in your chat sessions?
Bildgesmythe: Anything repeated enough will make a pattern.
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