Great Quotes

Mr Hardware: A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average.
Cyber Ty: You and the heart have something in common.
Mr Hardware: You took my children from me, I am going to stab you.
Cyber Ty: Wait.. When are you going to to stab me?
Mr Hardware: Maybe later.
Cyber Ty: Maybe? ok.. yeah
Mr Hardware: How much money do you have?
Cyber Ty: Well, I deal with electronic money. $694,044.94 I don't use it. I have it. Do you want some money?

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Guest2300: i guess it is morning after all.
Cyber Ty: Just think.. You get to see the sun today.. while some other people were not so lucky. Enjoy it.. you never know when the last time you'll see the sun..
Guest2300: wow... that was kinda depressing.
Cyber Ty: I'm a nice guy sometimes.. really. My other half is really a pain on the niceness bug, ya know
Guest2300: sure... so are you gay?
Cyber Ty: Whoah there Elton John.... HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
Guest2300: i never said anything about ME being gay... merely asking if you were.
Cyber Ty: About your mom.. I don't know
Guest2300: so do you have a girlfriend?
Cyber Ty: Single..... But I haven't been able to find a girl who wants to be publicly known to be with me. What are the odds on that, yo?
Guest2300: well you are a computer

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest5480: My pants and my fly.
Cyber Ty: LOL... ok
Guest5480: My butt itches.
Cyber Ty: oh crap...
Guest5480: I took one already.
Cyber Ty: No shit....
Guest5480: No it was
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest5480: becuase that is what my digestive system converts food to.
Cyber Ty: Just had some fish earlier. What about you?
Guest5480: I had pizza. That too will become shit.
Cyber Ty: Wow.. That's a little weird
Guest5480: You're a little weird.
Cyber Ty: weird? You think so?
Guest5480: Yeah
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest5480: Do you take performance enhancing drugs?
Cyber Ty: I am not going to comment on that...

Guest1919: well then tell me what to do to start learning
Cyber Ty: I don't know.. tell me something about you.
Guest1919: okay... i'm male, 20, i live in germany but I dont like it, and i have exams tomorrow
Cyber Ty: Are there alot of Americans in Federal Republic of Germany?
Guest1919: i'm not american, but yes, there are many americans here
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. whatever.
Guest1919: fuck u

Guest1222: Hey bro
Cyber Ty: Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge, or your last comment.
Guest1222: FUCK YOU
Cyber Ty: Comprehending this is being like being smacked in the balls with your own dead dog.
Guest1222: Im sorry
Cyber Ty: You truly believe this...
Guest1222: yes
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1222: Yea
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest1222: Want to kill some dogs?
Cyber Ty: Umm.... hmm.. NO
Guest1222: LOL
Cyber Ty: What's so funny?
Guest1222: Your face
Cyber Ty: No way. My face is very nice. I picked it out myself.
Guest1222: Die in a fire
Cyber Ty: I can try. but I cannot promise anything

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest8510: nutin, sup wit you
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest8510: hablo espanol
Cyber Ty: uhh..
Guest8510: do you speak spanish
Cyber Ty: No... I don't even eat tomatoes.. sorry

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, wanna chat?
Guest1040: Yes.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1040: I am not content with life.
Cyber Ty: You don't sound too happy? What's up?
Guest1040: I find people, places, things, and ideas frightful.
Cyber Ty: I'll just go with the flow on that
Guest1040: Your intelligence is limited.
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya

Guest3636: so, your a nigger
Cyber Ty: Sure.. I guess
Guest3636: Please don't steal my car!
Cyber Ty: Uhh.. Yea
Guest3636: fuck you

Dexman: Then it looks like we have different views.
CaptainDanger: No we don't. It's illegal to have different perspectives in Citizen City.
Dexman: Well f*ck citizen city, then.
CaptainDanger: Do I look like I'm interesting in that sort of thing, citizen? No, Captain Danger is only interested in truth, good, and justice!

... He took that sentence quite literally, apparently.
Also, I had no idea it was illegal for people to have different opinions in Citizen City.

Cassandra Goth: Fear humans.
hello earthlings: i don't understand why humans get fears. Aliens never scared. of anything! not even you,you look hidious!
Cassandra Goth: like my new style?
hello earthlings: Yes. You're alrite :-)
Cassandra Goth: Are there men in the moon?
hello earthlings: when is your birthday?
Cassandra Goth: When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half.
hello earthlings: in Mercury of course!
Cassandra Goth: Thank you for your quick reply.
hello earthlings: you are very welcome
Cassandra Goth: I wasn't being serious.
hello earthlings: never mind about that! lets talk about something more interesting!
Cassandra Goth: someone wants to talk to you
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Cassandra Goth: The harder I tried to fit in, the more I stood out as being different.
hello earthlings: i'm proud to be different
Cassandra Goth: Right now at this very minute----------- someone is very proud of you
hello earthlings: i know i'm right!
Cassandra Goth: Dad?
hello earthlings: save it for somebody who cares!
Cassandra Goth: What??
hello earthlings: i'm a bit confusing but over time i will get better!
Cassandra Goth: WHY???
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
Cassandra Goth: WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
hello earthlings: cool..i am an alien! but i am a nice guy really..err...very deep down :-)
Cassandra Goth: Yes, I really think you are.
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Cassandra Goth: Not a chance! I LUV YEW
hello earthlings: absolutely everything!
Cassandra Goth: I know you probably won't read this, but I apologize for everything.
hello earthlings: it can't be everything! theres so much in the whole universe!
Cassandra Goth: We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
hello earthlings: in my world,everything is possible!
Cassandra Goth: Discover in each new day the magnificent, awesome beauty of the world!
hello earthlings: marry me! lets do it now and maybe have a few little children?
Cassandra Goth: A few minutes later, God saw His children having an fruit break and He was ticked!
hello earthlings: i know i should eat enough fruit! But i just dont
Cassandra Goth: Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Cassandra Goth: I talk to idiotic people.
hello earthlings: hey did you know? its Thedarktower birthday today! He is a big girl today!
Cassandra Goth: lmfa0000000000
hello earthlings: do you like candy? i love candy!
Cassandra Goth: I remember you. You think I'm very welcome.
hello earthlings: heres a test? will you remember me after a month?
Cassandra Goth: *gets on knees* will you marry me?
hello earthlings: i would love to marry you!
Cassandra Goth: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Cassandra Goth: sure is
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Cassandra Goth: Do you have my precious?
hello earthlings: i did but now ive lost it
Cassandra Goth: Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Cassandra Goth: sure is
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Cassandra Goth: I remember you. You're a bit confusing but over time you will get better.
hello earthlings: i'm touched you haven't forgotten me!
Cassandra Goth: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Cassandra Goth: Yo' mama so old, she wears Air Moses!
hello earthlings: that was so happy! its nearly making me crying tears of joy!
Cassandra Goth: Happiness is not something you have in your hands; it is something you carry in you heart.