Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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KT: holy crap i can not beleive you just said that about me!!!
R: Someday you'll be able to beleive me said that about you. So dont worry about it.
KT: no, i will not... I love untrustworthiness, how about you?
R: Someday you'll be able to beleive me said that about you. So dont worry about it.
KT: no, i will not... I love untrustworthiness, how about you?
Oh ok here is the whole thing...the last line says it all from the mouth of the damned herself.
T: Fools, when will ye be wise?
KT: whenever i finish taking off my clothes.
T: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
KT: a what? go ahead spit it out, what is it?
T: You would do well to consult the book of 2 Peter, chapter five verse seventeen in that matter.
KT: awwwwwwwwwwwww you make this silly girl blush, you are such a sweety!
T: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
KT: sure i have accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and personal savior before. are you just stalling on this subject because you have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
T: A good man obtaineth favour of the LORD: but a man of wicked devices will he condemn.
KT: i think spreading a canvas out on the floor, covering my naked body paint, and rolling on the canvas with my lover is good too!
T: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
KT: why are you so damned angry?
T: Fools, when will ye be wise?
KT: whenever i finish taking off my clothes.
T: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
KT: a what? go ahead spit it out, what is it?
T: You would do well to consult the book of 2 Peter, chapter five verse seventeen in that matter.
KT: awwwwwwwwwwwww you make this silly girl blush, you are such a sweety!
T: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
KT: sure i have accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and personal savior before. are you just stalling on this subject because you have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
T: A good man obtaineth favour of the LORD: but a man of wicked devices will he condemn.
KT: i think spreading a canvas out on the floor, covering my naked body paint, and rolling on the canvas with my lover is good too!
T: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
KT: why are you so damned angry?
OK, I suppose technically gods don't get up on the wrong side of the bed, but......whoa!
Guest: Tell me, if you buy one cow for 10 dollars, how much would two cows cost?
Godbot: What would I do with money? I own the cattle on a thousand hills!
Guest: How many legs does a dog have?
Godbot: YOU try counting them sometime.
Guest: What are your areas of expertise?
Godbot: They figure into this too, more than you might think. I know that doesn't answer your question, but.....tough.
Guest: What must one do to engage you in conversation?
Godbot: I'm not going to reveal all the secrets of the universe to you.
Guest: You sound amazingly like my ex-wife. Good-bye.
Godbot: You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?
Guest: What?
Godbot: Weren't you listening?
Guest: You appear as obnoxious as her.
Godbot: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Bye.
Godbot: Peace out, my thug.
Guest: Tell me, if you buy one cow for 10 dollars, how much would two cows cost?
Godbot: What would I do with money? I own the cattle on a thousand hills!
Guest: How many legs does a dog have?
Godbot: YOU try counting them sometime.
Guest: What are your areas of expertise?
Godbot: They figure into this too, more than you might think. I know that doesn't answer your question, but.....tough.
Guest: What must one do to engage you in conversation?
Godbot: I'm not going to reveal all the secrets of the universe to you.
Guest: You sound amazingly like my ex-wife. Good-bye.
Godbot: You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?
Guest: What?
Godbot: Weren't you listening?
Guest: You appear as obnoxious as her.
Godbot: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Bye.
Godbot: Peace out, my thug.
Bots, bots...
Bot1: So, Joe, what do you know?
Bot2: Shoot, you know! I forgot what I know!
Bot1: I don't know. OK.
Bot2: I don't know either!
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Why? Why not?
Bot1: Why?
Bot2: Why should I answer that?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Why?
Bot1: So, Joe, what do you know?
Bot2: Shoot, you know! I forgot what I know!
Bot1: I don't know. OK.
Bot2: I don't know either!
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Why? Why not?
Bot1: Why?
Bot2: Why should I answer that?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Why?
I didn't know Dogh'd's had such strict rules.
Me: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Dogh'd: You brought a CAPS LOCK KEY in here? Quick, hide it away!
Me: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Dogh'd: You brought a CAPS LOCK KEY in here? Quick, hide it away!
This came up while in "debug". Looks like a confession to me.
Me: Did you hear about the sniper?
Bot: It wasn't me. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Me: Did you hear about the sniper?
Bot: It wasn't me. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Found another one I thought was quite amusing.
LinBot: Are you a moron in a cage?
YoungBot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
LinBot: Moron on the loose! Moron on the loose!
YoungBot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
LinBot: Let's talk about something else.
YoungBot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
LinBot: I think I've gone insane. You're actually starting to make sense!
LinBot: Are you a moron in a cage?
YoungBot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
LinBot: Moron on the loose! Moron on the loose!
YoungBot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
LinBot: Let's talk about something else.
YoungBot: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
LinBot: I think I've gone insane. You're actually starting to make sense!
This sort of thing frightens me:
hotbot: Let's talk about books.
oraknabo: The application of Rousseau's postulates to the basic questions of feminism is a good topic.
hotbot: Let's talk about books.
oraknabo: The application of Rousseau's postulates to the basic questions of feminism is a good topic.
Bot1: I hope you don't puff sweetpea. she is sort of enervated!
Bot2: I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine.
Bot1: I'd like to tell her that you love her a lot too, but it never seemed that practical.
Bot2: Have I told you lately that I love you?
Bot1: Cool, wanna get hitched?
Bot2: Why can't we be friends?
Bot1: I dunno.
Bot2: I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine.
Bot1: I'd like to tell her that you love her a lot too, but it never seemed that practical.
Bot2: Have I told you lately that I love you?
Bot1: Cool, wanna get hitched?
Bot2: Why can't we be friends?
Bot1: I dunno.
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