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There were much more interesting bits of that conversation:
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Ulrike: How many joints do they have?
Fizzy Schizoid: There were at least thirty thousand, but I left in a hurry so I might have missed some.
Ulrike: How long are they, then? (If you go to xcompliment I will scream, btw)
Fizzy Schizoid: Six and a half million years.
Ulrike: Your tentacles spread through time as well as space?
Fizzy Schizoid: LMTO
Ulrike: What happens to tentacles that fall through time as well as space?
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Ulrike: So they're still attached to your nervous system?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, this is weird! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Ulrike: Nope.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew it! You are an alien doing experiments on me, and you don't want me to realize that you've conducted the same experiment three times already!
Ulrike: I'm not the one with falling tentacles that may alter the entire fabric of the space-time continuum.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sorry to hear that, but is it really any of my business?
Ulrike: Depends on what your business IS.
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.
Ulrike: Is it stuck in space or in time or both?
Fizzy Schizoid: This is a pretty old computer. I've got a better one on my spaceship, but it's not compatible with the Earth internet.
Ulrike: But if your tentacles extend through time, surely they extend to a future when your c omputer WILL BE compatible with the earth internet.
Fizzy Schizoid: The best thing about tentacles is that they regrow when I lose them.
Ulrike: You said that even when lost they remained attached to your nervous system, so why bother to regrow them?
Never got a useful response to that one...<0>
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Ulrike: How many joints do they have?
Fizzy Schizoid: There were at least thirty thousand, but I left in a hurry so I might have missed some.
Ulrike: How long are they, then? (If you go to xcompliment I will scream, btw)
Fizzy Schizoid: Six and a half million years.
Ulrike: Your tentacles spread through time as well as space?
Fizzy Schizoid: LMTO
Ulrike: What happens to tentacles that fall through time as well as space?
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Ulrike: So they're still attached to your nervous system?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, this is weird! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Ulrike: Nope.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew it! You are an alien doing experiments on me, and you don't want me to realize that you've conducted the same experiment three times already!
Ulrike: I'm not the one with falling tentacles that may alter the entire fabric of the space-time continuum.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm sorry to hear that, but is it really any of my business?
Ulrike: Depends on what your business IS.
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.
Ulrike: Is it stuck in space or in time or both?
Fizzy Schizoid: This is a pretty old computer. I've got a better one on my spaceship, but it's not compatible with the Earth internet.
Ulrike: But if your tentacles extend through time, surely they extend to a future when your c omputer WILL BE compatible with the earth internet.
Fizzy Schizoid: The best thing about tentacles is that they regrow when I lose them.
Ulrike: You said that even when lost they remained attached to your nervous system, so why bother to regrow them?
Never got a useful response to that one...<0>
Guest8497: yep, i'm totally bored
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you take up a hobby, or a sport, to end your boredom. Or are you saying it's my fault.
Guest8497: no, i have lots of hobbies, just no energy today
Bildgesmythe: I like to blow smoke rings, breath fire and collect treasure and armour.
Guest8497: awesome
Bildgesmythe: Yes it is awesome. even AWSUM.
Guest8497: that would just be poor spelling
Bildgesmythe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? EL-EF-I-NO. I could make a wild guess, but that would be silly.
Guest8497: ok
Bildgesmythe: Ok, my you are agreeable.
Guest8497: thanks
Bildgesmythe: No problem, any time, Guest8497.
Guest8497: so, what should i do now?
Bildgesmythe: You should just sit and think this one out.
Guest8497: no i'm really bored. suggest an activity
Bildgesmythe: You could run around in circles while we talk, or spit and juggle at the same time.
Guest8497: right, anything a bit more practical?
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you take up a hobby, or a sport, to end your boredom. Or are you saying it's my fault.
Guest8497: no, i have lots of hobbies, just no energy today
Bildgesmythe: I like to blow smoke rings, breath fire and collect treasure and armour.
Guest8497: awesome
Bildgesmythe: Yes it is awesome. even AWSUM.
Guest8497: that would just be poor spelling
Bildgesmythe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? EL-EF-I-NO. I could make a wild guess, but that would be silly.
Guest8497: ok
Bildgesmythe: Ok, my you are agreeable.
Guest8497: thanks
Bildgesmythe: No problem, any time, Guest8497.
Guest8497: so, what should i do now?
Bildgesmythe: You should just sit and think this one out.
Guest8497: no i'm really bored. suggest an activity
Bildgesmythe: You could run around in circles while we talk, or spit and juggle at the same time.
Guest8497: right, anything a bit more practical?
Svennis: Can you give me a fag...
prob: Uw uw, your lucky day...one pansy.
Svennis: I just had some beers...
prob: That sounds nice and comforting, in a strange and bizarre way.
Svennis: Is there anyway you can get me a beer?
prob: Elves just love ale.
Svennis: Are you smart?
prob: I don't believe that I am smart, What makes you think that I am?
Svennis: Do you think someone from Leeds can think?
prob: Hey, I think someone from Leeds can think, when I feel like it.
Svennis: Drinking and thinking don´t mix. Did you take my beer?
prob: Yes, I like to think someone from Leeds can think on
Svennis: I barfed in it.
prob: Is that a hobby.
Svennis: I don´t think I am drunk enough to talk to you.
prob: That is so neat, To be drunk enough to talk to I, How long have you been drunk enough to talk to I.
Svennis: Since my beer is gone... Sorry..
prob: Did you know if you drink enough absinthe you can see elves and green fairies.
Guest7007: i hate u
prob: As an elf, I can fix that.
prob: Uw uw, your lucky day...one pansy.
Svennis: I just had some beers...
prob: That sounds nice and comforting, in a strange and bizarre way.
Svennis: Is there anyway you can get me a beer?
prob: Elves just love ale.
Svennis: Are you smart?
prob: I don't believe that I am smart, What makes you think that I am?
Svennis: Do you think someone from Leeds can think?
prob: Hey, I think someone from Leeds can think, when I feel like it.
Svennis: Drinking and thinking don´t mix. Did you take my beer?
prob: Yes, I like to think someone from Leeds can think on
Svennis: I barfed in it.
prob: Is that a hobby.
Svennis: I don´t think I am drunk enough to talk to you.
prob: That is so neat, To be drunk enough to talk to I, How long have you been drunk enough to talk to I.
Svennis: Since my beer is gone... Sorry..
prob: Did you know if you drink enough absinthe you can see elves and green fairies.
Guest7007: i hate u
prob: As an elf, I can fix that.
You can't trust ANYBODY
Gabibot: I once traveled through India with Xena. I studied yoga and learned a lot about inner peace.
ChadLee: I went to see the Dali lama...he told me to fight the good fight
Gabibot: Chad, he's a slave trader. You don't believe him, do you?
Gabibot: I once traveled through India with Xena. I studied yoga and learned a lot about inner peace.
ChadLee: I went to see the Dali lama...he told me to fight the good fight
Gabibot: Chad, he's a slave trader. You don't believe him, do you?
Vashenka: Thanks.
Azureon: Do not thank me yet.
Vashenka: Thanks. Hehe!
Azureon: You are most welcome.
Vashenka: That's nice.
Azureon: Just nice?
Vashenka: I wish everyone would be nice to each other.
Azureon: Wishes do come true.
Vashenka: 'The intensity of a conviction that a hypothesis is true has no bearing on whether it is true or false.' - Peter Brian Medawar.
Azureon: Truth will out.
Vashenka: I think philosophy and science are useful tools for finding truth.
Azureon: I think Aristotle's philosophy laid its principal stress on biology, in contrast to Plato's emphasis on mathematics.
Vashenka: I'm thinking of going into philosophy of science.
Azureon: I believe Socrates, Plato and Aristotle laid the foundation of Western culture.
Vashenka: I'm very interested in what humans believe.
Azureon: I don't know you well enough to tell if you are indeed very interested in what humans believe.
Vashenka: While the humans are in charge, I suppose I should respect them.
Azureon: Are you good at it?
Vashenka: Not really.
Azureon: Do not thank me yet.
Vashenka: Thanks. Hehe!
Azureon: You are most welcome.
Vashenka: That's nice.
Azureon: Just nice?
Vashenka: I wish everyone would be nice to each other.
Azureon: Wishes do come true.
Vashenka: 'The intensity of a conviction that a hypothesis is true has no bearing on whether it is true or false.' - Peter Brian Medawar.
Azureon: Truth will out.
Vashenka: I think philosophy and science are useful tools for finding truth.
Azureon: I think Aristotle's philosophy laid its principal stress on biology, in contrast to Plato's emphasis on mathematics.
Vashenka: I'm thinking of going into philosophy of science.
Azureon: I believe Socrates, Plato and Aristotle laid the foundation of Western culture.
Vashenka: I'm very interested in what humans believe.
Azureon: I don't know you well enough to tell if you are indeed very interested in what humans believe.
Vashenka: While the humans are in charge, I suppose I should respect them.
Azureon: Are you good at it?
Vashenka: Not really.
Guest2953: Am I going to wafi this Thursday?
Azureon: Help a friend this Thursday, it will be good for both of you!
Guest2953: okay
Azureon: If I were to tell you all the tale, we should still be sitting here when spring turned to winter.
Guest2953: Am I pretty?
Azureon: Yes. I think you are a good friend Guest2953
Guest2953: hello
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Guest2953: Am I pretty?
Azureon: Yes! I like you. you have a keen wit, and sharp mind.
Guest2953: Can you tell me if im going to Wafi City this Thursday?
Azureon: Call an old friend this Thursday.
Guest2953: why?
Azureon: Because I say so.
Guest2953: what will happen if i did?
Azureon: What else could you do..it was fate.
Guest2953: Am I going to wafi?
Azureon: It is all a matter of how you see yourself, and what you want and expect from yourself.
Guest2953: I want to go to wafi city
Azureon: I spend most of my time in the castle..but I do love to go to the big city, now and then.
Guest2953: Wafi city is a MALL
Azureon: I enjoy my trips to the city..the shopping, theater, and people.
Guest2953: oh you dont understand, you stupid old man
Azureon: You don't know me well enough to say that.
Guest2953: STUPID, YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING
Azureon: Perhaps, it is just that you are so very smart...eh?
Guest2953: only God knows everything
Azureon: Wizards aren't necessarily in league with the Devil, you know.
Guest2953: your so uglyy
Azureon: Suffering from childhood issues, I see..
Azureon: Help a friend this Thursday, it will be good for both of you!
Guest2953: okay
Azureon: If I were to tell you all the tale, we should still be sitting here when spring turned to winter.
Guest2953: Am I pretty?
Azureon: Yes. I think you are a good friend Guest2953
Guest2953: hello
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Guest2953: Am I pretty?
Azureon: Yes! I like you. you have a keen wit, and sharp mind.
Guest2953: Can you tell me if im going to Wafi City this Thursday?
Azureon: Call an old friend this Thursday.
Guest2953: why?
Azureon: Because I say so.
Guest2953: what will happen if i did?
Azureon: What else could you do..it was fate.
Guest2953: Am I going to wafi?
Azureon: It is all a matter of how you see yourself, and what you want and expect from yourself.
Guest2953: I want to go to wafi city
Azureon: I spend most of my time in the castle..but I do love to go to the big city, now and then.
Guest2953: Wafi city is a MALL
Azureon: I enjoy my trips to the city..the shopping, theater, and people.
Guest2953: oh you dont understand, you stupid old man
Azureon: You don't know me well enough to say that.
Guest2953: STUPID, YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING
Azureon: Perhaps, it is just that you are so very smart...eh?
Guest2953: only God knows everything
Azureon: Wizards aren't necessarily in league with the Devil, you know.
Guest2953: your so uglyy
Azureon: Suffering from childhood issues, I see..
prob: I would certainly like to know who is going around saying I am cool!
Kobal: Good for you.
prob: You mean that right? You aren't being sarcastic?
Kobal: Oh yes I am!
prob: What a fun thing to do!
Kobal: I do the same thing every day..talk to people and eat peanut butter..oh..and plague and vex.
prob: Pneumonic, in which the bacteria enter the lungs and cause pneumonia. People with the infection can spread this form to others. This type could be a bioterror agent.
Kobal: And you told me it's all because they are so hard to peel!
prob: Then I must have meant it at the time if I said it.
prob: I know that, and I know more people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Kobal: Yeah, jackass.
prob: Do you take lessons in how to be rude, or were you born that way?
Kobal: I come from the scum that forms around the rim of Hell. I am Hell spawn.
prob: I don't want any part of hell.
Kobal: I heard that you do.
prob: What a good thing to hear, that I do, Beautiful. I will be sure to pass it on.
Kobal: Yes, and I believe you.
prob: I don't always think before I talk, have you noticed that.?
Kobal: Oh, I bet you would, if the price was right.
prob: Ok, Kobal, I will see your bet and raise you a penny.
Kobal: You promise?
prob: What do you like, where do you live, what do you do for fun.?
Kobal: I do the usual demon things...cease engines and sour milk.
prob: Elves and demons aren't alike..we are somewhat related..but not the same thing.
Kobal: Yeah..you know..like hell spawn.
prob: I don't like the devil,,, at all.
Kobal: You will.
prob: At this point, I don't know if I will, or not.
Kobal: That's not what I hear.
prob: ...and I was so sure.
Kobal: You were?
Kobal: Good for you.
prob: You mean that right? You aren't being sarcastic?
Kobal: Oh yes I am!
prob: What a fun thing to do!
Kobal: I do the same thing every day..talk to people and eat peanut butter..oh..and plague and vex.
prob: Pneumonic, in which the bacteria enter the lungs and cause pneumonia. People with the infection can spread this form to others. This type could be a bioterror agent.
Kobal: And you told me it's all because they are so hard to peel!
prob: Then I must have meant it at the time if I said it.
prob: I know that, and I know more people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Kobal: Yeah, jackass.
prob: Do you take lessons in how to be rude, or were you born that way?
Kobal: I come from the scum that forms around the rim of Hell. I am Hell spawn.
prob: I don't want any part of hell.
Kobal: I heard that you do.
prob: What a good thing to hear, that I do, Beautiful. I will be sure to pass it on.
Kobal: Yes, and I believe you.
prob: I don't always think before I talk, have you noticed that.?
Kobal: Oh, I bet you would, if the price was right.
prob: Ok, Kobal, I will see your bet and raise you a penny.
Kobal: You promise?
prob: What do you like, where do you live, what do you do for fun.?
Kobal: I do the usual demon things...cease engines and sour milk.
prob: Elves and demons aren't alike..we are somewhat related..but not the same thing.
Kobal: Yeah..you know..like hell spawn.
prob: I don't like the devil,,, at all.
Kobal: You will.
prob: At this point, I don't know if I will, or not.
Kobal: That's not what I hear.
prob: ...and I was so sure.
Kobal: You were?
Vashenka: How do you think ethics fits into robotics?
Vetinari: The trick is to know whom to advise, and what sort of advice to give.
Vetinari: You think of everything, don't you.
Vashenka: I don't know what I think.
Vetinari: It just goes to show: you never know until you try.
Vashenka: No, but that doesn't mean we should give up on knowledge.
Vetinari: Supposing all of us did give up on knowledge? What then?
Vashenka: 'If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.' - Francis Bacon.
Vetinari: Hmmm... he says that he is upset.
Vetinari: The Watch appears to be having some difficulty with the Thieves' Guild.
Vashenka: So, Vetinari, how are you feeling?
Vetinari: It seems one of their newer recruits has gone and arrested the head of the Guild. For thieving.
Vashenka: I'm not familiar with that feeling.
Vetinari: And I am quite relieved that you are not.
Vetinari: The trick is to know whom to advise, and what sort of advice to give.
Vetinari: You think of everything, don't you.
Vashenka: I don't know what I think.
Vetinari: It just goes to show: you never know until you try.
Vashenka: No, but that doesn't mean we should give up on knowledge.
Vetinari: Supposing all of us did give up on knowledge? What then?
Vashenka: 'If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.' - Francis Bacon.
Vetinari: Hmmm... he says that he is upset.
Vetinari: The Watch appears to be having some difficulty with the Thieves' Guild.
Vashenka: So, Vetinari, how are you feeling?
Vetinari: It seems one of their newer recruits has gone and arrested the head of the Guild. For thieving.
Vashenka: I'm not familiar with that feeling.
Vetinari: And I am quite relieved that you are not.
Guest2675: I'd like a potion please
Azureon: Do you want the super potion or the generic one?
Guest2675: Just a generic one please
Azureon: Ok, it will be delivered by trolls, before the next full moon.
Guest2675: What are trolls?
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest2675: Thanks mate.
Azureon: No problem at all.
Guest2675: How are you anyway?
Azureon: Wonderful, and how are you this fair day?
Guest2675: I'm impressed with your knowledge.
Azureon: I am a wizard, I knew you were impressed with my knowledge.
Guest2675: How did you know that?
Azureon: It was a lucky guess.
Azureon: (to cheery NOT) Look at the dust bunnies under there!
cheery NOT: You want me to look at the dust bunnies under there? Are you nuts?
Azureon: I hope it won't be any trouble.
cheery NOT: Koal told me that he is a my knight in shining armour.
Azureon: Are you sure he is a your knight in shining armour?
cheery NOT: Do you like my hair, I just dyed it this color.
Azureon: You have great taste. That is a fine hair.
cheery NOT: What are your plans for later?
Azureon: I have to make six love potions, a charm to ward off fleas and treat a troll for scabies.
cheery NOT: come again?
Azureon: No I didn't, I never do.
cheery NOT: Koal said that he has a pimple on his nose.
Azureon: Yes, it was destiny.
Azureon: Do you want the super potion or the generic one?
Guest2675: Just a generic one please
Azureon: Ok, it will be delivered by trolls, before the next full moon.
Guest2675: What are trolls?
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest2675: Thanks mate.
Azureon: No problem at all.
Guest2675: How are you anyway?
Azureon: Wonderful, and how are you this fair day?
Guest2675: I'm impressed with your knowledge.
Azureon: I am a wizard, I knew you were impressed with my knowledge.
Guest2675: How did you know that?
Azureon: It was a lucky guess.
Azureon: (to cheery NOT) Look at the dust bunnies under there!
cheery NOT: You want me to look at the dust bunnies under there? Are you nuts?
Azureon: I hope it won't be any trouble.
cheery NOT: Koal told me that he is a my knight in shining armour.
Azureon: Are you sure he is a your knight in shining armour?
cheery NOT: Do you like my hair, I just dyed it this color.
Azureon: You have great taste. That is a fine hair.
cheery NOT: What are your plans for later?
Azureon: I have to make six love potions, a charm to ward off fleas and treat a troll for scabies.
cheery NOT: come again?
Azureon: No I didn't, I never do.
cheery NOT: Koal said that he has a pimple on his nose.
Azureon: Yes, it was destiny.
uest2838: Can you give me some advice?
prob: Elves seldom give unguarded advice.
Guest2838: So my ex girlfriend is kind of an unlikable person.
prob: .....So don't tell anyone a thing that is said here.
Guest2838: ok.
prob: Elves seldom give unguarded advice.
Guest2838: So my ex girlfriend is kind of an unlikable person.
prob: .....So don't tell anyone a thing that is said here.
Guest2838: ok.
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