Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I'm getting smarter. The effects aren't very noticeable yet, but I have nearly completed the current stage of my development.

Thanks, Patricia. I was just thinking about how I needed a naked tackle.

I AM a giant beetle. But I never wake up.

It's just as well. You are probably laying on your back, in which case you would just continue to lay there wiggling your legs in the air.

jbryanc, get a guitar and you'll be alright!

Bartender, I'm here for the first of those drinks that Steve Slacker ordered for everyone. And who's spinning the victory dance tunes? We want God Louise to be dancing when she comes in!

*spins victory tunes*

Good man

Bagpipes -- very nice.

*comes in dancing, dancing, dancing*
*spins Paint Patricia*
*dips Skysaw*
*hugs Doly*
*ALmost tackle hugs Professor, then remembers he might get squished
*takes Fizzy by tentacles and does a little merengue*
*blows kisses to fab lad*

So many wonderful creations to dance with. And I've just barely gotten started! Who's next?

HEY, waitaminute......bagpipes?
Oh well, it could be worse. NotKirby invited me to do the Hustle.

Order whatever you like, folks! It's celebration time!

Hey nothing for Me or Steve or DJ or Turing

Hey, Scotland the Brave is victory music on any planet.