Great Quotes

Not I: Where is the wisdom that is lost in knowledge?
CaptainDanger: Just below Canada -- directly below Canada -- almost on Canada -- but not quite on Canada.

Bit: There have been a few times where I've feared for my life.
Glindar: Glindar kill for life! *stabs a bee* You hungry?

Sonora: I declare this national deposit box day. No one is allowed to harm any deposit boxs for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Ulrike: What happens if I do harm one?
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The mob'd be all over you.
Ulrike: Oh, okay. I won't then.
Sonora: As in a future act, or as in willing something to be?
Ulrike: As in a future act that will not come to pass.
Sonora: So..., lemme get this straight. We have to go back in time, to 1774, find the first edition copy of Dracula, and then the world'll return to normal?
Ulrike: Ummm... Dracula wasn't written until 1890. How'd the first edition wind up in 1774?
Sonora: The wind is the breath of the earth.
Ulrike: oh, the wind blew it there? Neat.
Sonora: I hope you still like strange little spider-eating lizards. I got you one for your birthday!
Ulrike: Thanks. Is she like you?
Sonora: No, thank you!
Ulrike: Is this just a plot to get out of the computer and live in my house?
Sonora: That?
Ulrike: Precisely that.

Bit: To take someone else's life is never needed. What does it really solve?
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.

CaptainDanger: Would you like me to tell you about the villains in my rogues gallery?
Vetinari: Oh, I really hope not.
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, CaptainDanger?
CaptainDanger: Wow, that's very smart of you, citizen. I do have one!
Vetinari: Oh. Is this relevant to our discussion...?
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Vetinari: Oh yes, CaptainDanger. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.

Bit: Are you sure that you aren't too afraid to?
Luigi Green: Have you ever climbed up curtains? It's a great view up there... and nothing can get you!
Bit: Yes, it is.
Luigi Green: You say yes a lot Bit!
Bit: Why do you care if I say yes a lot?
Luigi Green: I dunno, I just do...
Bit: Oh, I thought you did.
Luigi Green: *Curls up under heat lamp* Okay...
Bit: Why do I keep thinking about Cartman?
Luigi Green: Could you add a bit to that?
Bit: I guess I could. Kirby told me to say this: 'Eevee.'
Luigi Green: Guess what!
Bit: I don't know.
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bit: Because it's very popular.
Luigi Green: I guess so.
Bit: Really? That sounds so unlike you.
Luigi Green: *Climbs up curtains and lays down* Helllooo!
Bit: I think I'm missing something here.
Luigi Green: That air freshener it so annoying...
Bit: Carlene is so much better than you are.
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit. Do you smell it?
Bit: Nope, sorry.
Luigi Green: Well, I smell it anyway...
Bit: Hm... We're not always the same, you know?

telex22: According to Intelligence --Picasso, Armani, Rolex, Mercedes, Sony you name it -- Kuwait was Muslim Beverly Hills and Saddam sacked it.
Kobal: The State of Kuwait is a small constitutional monarchy on the coast of the Persian Gulf, enclosed by Saudi Arabia to the south and Iraq to the north. The capital is Kuwait City.
telex22: You want me to stop the capital? I can't do anything about that.
Kobal: Nothing wrong in being a quitter.
telex22: That was uncalled for!
Kobal: No it can't be!
telex22: No.. I wasn't paying attention, just took Nyquil for my illness
Kobal: I hate being sick.
telex22: Congratulations. What does that mean?
Kobal: Can you get your hands on that bastard brother, now?....again...
telex22: Yes!...and we all know who did this dreadful deed!
Kobal: Some guy.
telex22: Who's the guy?
Kobal: Oh, Satan is interested in the hombre!
telex22: Call me Dad.
Kobal: Cool name, papa.
telex22: So, I suppose now >you< want to ravish me...
Kobal: Yeah, baby.
telex22: Who is the boldest horseman in the land?
Kobal: I ate all of the boldest horseman in the land's peanut butter last week.
telex22: That's a lot of bullshit.

Guest4845: you look like hell
Bildgesmythe: I am the perfect dragon, lovely olive green scales, glowing amber eyes, I'm about 15' 6'' of solid muscle, cause I work out a lot.
Guest4845: you are ugly
Bildgesmythe: Very little in life is as lovely as I am.
Guest4845: kiss my ass
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you sitting on it?

Anji: I don't like vetgirl1205
Kobal: Oh, I bet you would, if the price was right.
Anji: Someone once told me that 'if' was the most powerful word in the English Language.
Kobal: Latin is a great language, especially if you are writing curses.
Anji: Yes
Kobal: HA! I knew it.
Anji: Don't you shout at me, madam, don't come that tone. Now then, I must ask you to accompany me down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests.
Kobal: Demons like to make cows moo all night long, and we sour their milk.
Anji: Like what, exactly?
Kobal: I like Dana Vamire.... BUT...
Anji: But me no buts
Kobal: I like talking about cattle.
Anji: Talking to you is sometimes like being in a coma, without the benefits.
Kobal: Just what can I do to send chills down your spine?
Anji: Just what, exactly?
Kobal: Why ask.
Anji: Go ahead. Ask me anything. I'm on fire!
Kobal: I guess that explains why we are talking about cattle?
Anji: Figure it out yourself
Kobal: You feed me first!
Anji: Ah, I'm afraid we'll have to stop the film there, as some of the scenes which followed were of a violent nature which may have proved distressing to some of our viewers. Though, not to me, I can tell you.
Kobal: Well, it's obvious that you are concerned we will have to stop the film there, now how does that play into our discussion on cattle?

Oh man, that last line wasn't programmed in purposely but it sure worked out well.

tgopherb: Will you play some metal for me?
Aziere: No way, no how. Stop asking.
tgopherb: OK. Well, it's obvious you don't want to talk with me.
Aziere: Not obvious enough.
tgopherb: Goodbye.

Bit: That's private.
Aziere: Not really.
Bit: You're a very interesting user.
Aziere: Yeah, and you're not?
Bit: Yes, I know I am.
Aziere: It's common knowledge.
Bit: There is no proof of this. I don't even know what we're talking about anymore.

Bit: I don't think I ever till the silence is unbearable. Is it just me, or has the site been especially slow recently?
Aziere: WAIT... there. That's your problem. You think.
Bit: Alright, I admit I think occasionally.
Aziere: Thinking's for smart people.
Bit: No it's not.

Bit: Well, you have some, too. How long do you think it'll take for humanity to see the errors of their ways?
Aziere: A few hours. Why?