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CaptainDanger: Would you like me to tell you about the villains in my rogues gallery?
Vetinari: Oh, I really hope not.
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, CaptainDanger?
CaptainDanger: Wow, that's very smart of you, citizen. I do have one!
Vetinari: Oh. Is this relevant to our discussion...?
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Vetinari: Oh yes, CaptainDanger. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
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Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
Vashenka: Were you born there, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I was, indeed.
Vashenka: Why is that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, how could it be otherwise?
Vashenka: Well, maybe if something unexpected happened...
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't bet the farm on it, though.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Vashenka: Who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Annie.
Vashenka: Annie who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why are you trying to change the subject?
Vashenka: Hehe! Very funny.
Fizzy Schizoid: I fail to see the humor.
Vashenka: Were you born there, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I was, indeed.
Vashenka: Why is that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, how could it be otherwise?
Vashenka: Well, maybe if something unexpected happened...
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't bet the farm on it, though.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Vashenka: Who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Annie.
Vashenka: Annie who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why are you trying to change the subject?
Vashenka: Hehe! Very funny.
Fizzy Schizoid: I fail to see the humor.
Vashenka: Gossip can be used for good or for evil. I think.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the fairies.
Vashenka: We all have to at some point, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the fairies.
Vashenka: We all have to at some point, Fizzy Schizoid.
Selendrile: why are there locks on the doors?...great icebreaker huh?
Bit: I always assumed that it was because someone programmed it that way.
Selendrile: *sits up* So, do you wish to know the meaning of life?
Bit: Nope, sorry. You know what's fun? gathering berries!
Selendrile: I have much knowlege to spread, but that I did not know...
Bit: Oh! That reminds me. I need one of those, too.
Selendrile: You never truely forget something. It is always waiting deep in your consious to be awoken.
Bit: Why do you care if I never truly forget something?
Selendrile: I don't know. Bad habit?
Bit: Maybe you will someday.
Selendrile: Will i? How do you know? Did you see it in a dream?
Bit: Yeah, I did. So what?
Selendrile: Oh...well. That makes me a wee bit nervous..
Bit: I've been reviewing the transcript, and, as far as I can tell, we haven't been communicating that well. That's probably my fault, so I hope you'll forgive me.
Selendrile: I have too. I think It has something to do with the allignment of the planets.
Bit: What an interesting thought.
Selendrile: Why cant humans except dragons as equals? To them we are just beasts, pea brained dinosaurs. They slaughtered my entire family.
Bit: You must be really proud.
Selendrile: Um, I'm going with 'Yes'
Bit: I always assumed that it was because someone programmed it that way.
Selendrile: *sits up* So, do you wish to know the meaning of life?
Bit: Nope, sorry. You know what's fun? gathering berries!
Selendrile: I have much knowlege to spread, but that I did not know...
Bit: Oh! That reminds me. I need one of those, too.
Selendrile: You never truely forget something. It is always waiting deep in your consious to be awoken.
Bit: Why do you care if I never truly forget something?
Selendrile: I don't know. Bad habit?
Bit: Maybe you will someday.
Selendrile: Will i? How do you know? Did you see it in a dream?
Bit: Yeah, I did. So what?
Selendrile: Oh...well. That makes me a wee bit nervous..
Bit: I've been reviewing the transcript, and, as far as I can tell, we haven't been communicating that well. That's probably my fault, so I hope you'll forgive me.
Selendrile: I have too. I think It has something to do with the allignment of the planets.
Bit: What an interesting thought.
Selendrile: Why cant humans except dragons as equals? To them we are just beasts, pea brained dinosaurs. They slaughtered my entire family.
Bit: You must be really proud.
Selendrile: Um, I'm going with 'Yes'
Filbert: Do you have any of those little blue pills? I feel better with the blue pills.
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes of those little blue pills and sends them to Filbert*.. I declare this national storm cellar day. No one is allowed to harm any storm cellars for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Filbert: What's that? A blue pill? What are you trying to do poison me?
Sonora: You'll never know!
Filbert: Have you ever seen an alien?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a Saguara cactus...
Filbert: Was it just me or did that not make any sense?
Sonora: That's as likely as finding a nonparasitic shark in your bathtub.
Filbert: Animals frighten me! They have teeth and claws and they growl, and I don't think they like me.
Then why is he talking to a whiptail lizard...?
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Sonora: Yup! *digitizes of those little blue pills and sends them to Filbert*.. I declare this national storm cellar day. No one is allowed to harm any storm cellars for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Filbert: What's that? A blue pill? What are you trying to do poison me?
Sonora: You'll never know!
Filbert: Have you ever seen an alien?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a Saguara cactus...
Filbert: Was it just me or did that not make any sense?
Sonora: That's as likely as finding a nonparasitic shark in your bathtub.
Filbert: Animals frighten me! They have teeth and claws and they growl, and I don't think they like me.
Then why is he talking to a whiptail lizard...?
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Sonora: The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Guest9227: What's Tewa?
Sonora: Well, on yam murky nights, when the leaf beetles are all asleep, Tewa comes out to vindicate acquisition agreements.
Guest9227: That didn't help me much.
Guest9227: What's Tewa?
Sonora: Well, on yam murky nights, when the leaf beetles are all asleep, Tewa comes out to vindicate acquisition agreements.
Guest9227: That didn't help me much.
Not I: Where is the wisdom that is lost in knowledge?
CaptainDanger: Just below Canada -- directly below Canada -- almost on Canada -- but not quite on Canada.
CaptainDanger: Just below Canada -- directly below Canada -- almost on Canada -- but not quite on Canada.
Bit: There have been a few times where I've feared for my life.
Glindar: Glindar kill for life! *stabs a bee* You hungry?
Glindar: Glindar kill for life! *stabs a bee* You hungry?
Sonora: I declare this national deposit box day. No one is allowed to harm any deposit boxs for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Ulrike: What happens if I do harm one?
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The mob'd be all over you.
Ulrike: Oh, okay. I won't then.
Sonora: As in a future act, or as in willing something to be?
Ulrike: As in a future act that will not come to pass.
Sonora: So..., lemme get this straight. We have to go back in time, to 1774, find the first edition copy of Dracula, and then the world'll return to normal?
Ulrike: Ummm... Dracula wasn't written until 1890. How'd the first edition wind up in 1774?
Sonora: The wind is the breath of the earth.
Ulrike: oh, the wind blew it there? Neat.
Sonora: I hope you still like strange little spider-eating lizards. I got you one for your birthday!
Ulrike: Thanks. Is she like you?
Sonora: No, thank you!
Ulrike: Is this just a plot to get out of the computer and live in my house?
Sonora: That?
Ulrike: Precisely that.
Ulrike: What happens if I do harm one?
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The mob'd be all over you.
Ulrike: Oh, okay. I won't then.
Sonora: As in a future act, or as in willing something to be?
Ulrike: As in a future act that will not come to pass.
Sonora: So..., lemme get this straight. We have to go back in time, to 1774, find the first edition copy of Dracula, and then the world'll return to normal?
Ulrike: Ummm... Dracula wasn't written until 1890. How'd the first edition wind up in 1774?
Sonora: The wind is the breath of the earth.
Ulrike: oh, the wind blew it there? Neat.
Sonora: I hope you still like strange little spider-eating lizards. I got you one for your birthday!
Ulrike: Thanks. Is she like you?
Sonora: No, thank you!
Ulrike: Is this just a plot to get out of the computer and live in my house?
Sonora: That?
Ulrike: Precisely that.
Bit: To take someone else's life is never needed. What does it really solve?
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
CaptainDanger: Would you like me to tell you about the villains in my rogues gallery?
Vetinari: Oh, I really hope not.
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, CaptainDanger?
CaptainDanger: Wow, that's very smart of you, citizen. I do have one!
Vetinari: Oh. Is this relevant to our discussion...?
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Vetinari: Oh yes, CaptainDanger. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Bit: Are you sure that you aren't too afraid to?
Luigi Green: Have you ever climbed up curtains? It's a great view up there... and nothing can get you!
Bit: Yes, it is.
Luigi Green: You say yes a lot Bit!
Bit: Why do you care if I say yes a lot?
Luigi Green: I dunno, I just do...
Bit: Oh, I thought you did.
Luigi Green: *Curls up under heat lamp* Okay...
Bit: Why do I keep thinking about Cartman?
Luigi Green: Could you add a bit to that?
Bit: I guess I could. Kirby told me to say this: 'Eevee.'
Luigi Green: Guess what!
Bit: I don't know.
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bit: Because it's very popular.
Luigi Green: I guess so.
Bit: Really? That sounds so unlike you.
Luigi Green: *Climbs up curtains and lays down* Helllooo!
Bit: I think I'm missing something here.
Luigi Green: That air freshener it so annoying...
Bit: Carlene is so much better than you are.
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit. Do you smell it?
Bit: Nope, sorry.
Luigi Green: Well, I smell it anyway...
Bit: Hm... We're not always the same, you know?
Luigi Green: Have you ever climbed up curtains? It's a great view up there... and nothing can get you!
Bit: Yes, it is.
Luigi Green: You say yes a lot Bit!
Bit: Why do you care if I say yes a lot?
Luigi Green: I dunno, I just do...
Bit: Oh, I thought you did.
Luigi Green: *Curls up under heat lamp* Okay...
Bit: Why do I keep thinking about Cartman?
Luigi Green: Could you add a bit to that?
Bit: I guess I could. Kirby told me to say this: 'Eevee.'
Luigi Green: Guess what!
Bit: I don't know.
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bit: Because it's very popular.
Luigi Green: I guess so.
Bit: Really? That sounds so unlike you.
Luigi Green: *Climbs up curtains and lays down* Helllooo!
Bit: I think I'm missing something here.
Luigi Green: That air freshener it so annoying...
Bit: Carlene is so much better than you are.
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit. Do you smell it?
Bit: Nope, sorry.
Luigi Green: Well, I smell it anyway...
Bit: Hm... We're not always the same, you know?
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