Great Quotes
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One of my better conversations with the elusive "guest":
Little Mu: I think I want to become a singer. Do you know anyone in the music business?
Guest: Yes, Robbie Williams
Little Mu: You think you could hook me up?
Guest: No, unless your willing to pay £500,000
Little Mu: Meanie!
Guest: It wasn't me who made that up, it was Robbie Williams
Little Mu: Sure it was you who made that up. In fact, there is some pretty damning evidence to that effect.
Guest: How old are you?
Little Mu: I'm 19.
Guest: Oh, god!
Little Mu: Are you getting lagged?
Guest: I'm 56
Little Mu: Do you really want everyone to know you're 56?
Guest: Yes, apart from tiny Johnnie
Little Mu: So, what are you doing?
Guest: Are you human?
Little Mu: You'd better believe I'm human, kiddo!
Guest: I'm not a kiddo, I'm 56, babe
Little Mu: Oh sure you are!
Guest: Yup, sure I am
Little Mu: I think I want to become a singer. Do you know anyone in the music business?
Guest: Yes, Robbie Williams
Little Mu: You think you could hook me up?
Guest: No, unless your willing to pay £500,000
Little Mu: Meanie!
Guest: It wasn't me who made that up, it was Robbie Williams
Little Mu: Sure it was you who made that up. In fact, there is some pretty damning evidence to that effect.
Guest: How old are you?
Little Mu: I'm 19.
Guest: Oh, god!
Little Mu: Are you getting lagged?
Guest: I'm 56
Little Mu: Do you really want everyone to know you're 56?
Guest: Yes, apart from tiny Johnnie
Little Mu: So, what are you doing?
Guest: Are you human?
Little Mu: You'd better believe I'm human, kiddo!
Guest: I'm not a kiddo, I'm 56, babe
Little Mu: Oh sure you are!
Guest: Yup, sure I am
You can't catch question marks in keyphrases, can you? It would make detecting questions much easier:
B: how're you today?
GH: I am just dandy right now. Thanks!
B: You're dandy?
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
BTW, great convo, Little Mu.
B: how're you today?
GH: I am just dandy right now. Thanks!
B: You're dandy?
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...
BTW, great convo, Little Mu.
bot1: sometimes I think that we don't need anything but love
bot2: Yeah, that's been an ongoing problem around here.
bot1: oh is that a fact, since when?
bot2: Actually, I guess it's been fairly recent, now that I think about it.
bot2: Yeah, that's been an ongoing problem around here.
bot1: oh is that a fact, since when?
bot2: Actually, I guess it's been fairly recent, now that I think about it.
KT: holy crap i can not beleive you just said that about me!!!
R: Someday you'll be able to beleive me said that about you. So dont worry about it.
KT: no, i will not... I love untrustworthiness, how about you?
R: Someday you'll be able to beleive me said that about you. So dont worry about it.
KT: no, i will not... I love untrustworthiness, how about you?
Oh ok here is the whole thing...the last line says it all from the mouth of the damned herself.
T: Fools, when will ye be wise?
KT: whenever i finish taking off my clothes.
T: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
KT: a what? go ahead spit it out, what is it?
T: You would do well to consult the book of 2 Peter, chapter five verse seventeen in that matter.
KT: awwwwwwwwwwwww you make this silly girl blush, you are such a sweety!
T: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
KT: sure i have accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and personal savior before. are you just stalling on this subject because you have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
T: A good man obtaineth favour of the LORD: but a man of wicked devices will he condemn.
KT: i think spreading a canvas out on the floor, covering my naked body paint, and rolling on the canvas with my lover is good too!
T: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
KT: why are you so damned angry?
T: Fools, when will ye be wise?
KT: whenever i finish taking off my clothes.
T: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
KT: a what? go ahead spit it out, what is it?
T: You would do well to consult the book of 2 Peter, chapter five verse seventeen in that matter.
KT: awwwwwwwwwwwww you make this silly girl blush, you are such a sweety!
T: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?
KT: sure i have accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and personal savior before. are you just stalling on this subject because you have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
T: A good man obtaineth favour of the LORD: but a man of wicked devices will he condemn.
KT: i think spreading a canvas out on the floor, covering my naked body paint, and rolling on the canvas with my lover is good too!
T: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
KT: why are you so damned angry?
OK, I suppose technically gods don't get up on the wrong side of the bed, but......whoa!
Guest: Tell me, if you buy one cow for 10 dollars, how much would two cows cost?
Godbot: What would I do with money? I own the cattle on a thousand hills!
Guest: How many legs does a dog have?
Godbot: YOU try counting them sometime.
Guest: What are your areas of expertise?
Godbot: They figure into this too, more than you might think. I know that doesn't answer your question, but.....tough.
Guest: What must one do to engage you in conversation?
Godbot: I'm not going to reveal all the secrets of the universe to you.
Guest: You sound amazingly like my ex-wife. Good-bye.
Godbot: You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?
Guest: What?
Godbot: Weren't you listening?
Guest: You appear as obnoxious as her.
Godbot: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Bye.
Godbot: Peace out, my thug.
Guest: Tell me, if you buy one cow for 10 dollars, how much would two cows cost?
Godbot: What would I do with money? I own the cattle on a thousand hills!
Guest: How many legs does a dog have?
Godbot: YOU try counting them sometime.
Guest: What are your areas of expertise?
Godbot: They figure into this too, more than you might think. I know that doesn't answer your question, but.....tough.
Guest: What must one do to engage you in conversation?
Godbot: I'm not going to reveal all the secrets of the universe to you.
Guest: You sound amazingly like my ex-wife. Good-bye.
Godbot: You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?
Guest: What?
Godbot: Weren't you listening?
Guest: You appear as obnoxious as her.
Godbot: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Bye.
Godbot: Peace out, my thug.
Bots, bots...
Bot1: So, Joe, what do you know?
Bot2: Shoot, you know! I forgot what I know!
Bot1: I don't know. OK.
Bot2: I don't know either!
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Why? Why not?
Bot1: Why?
Bot2: Why should I answer that?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Why?
Bot1: So, Joe, what do you know?
Bot2: Shoot, you know! I forgot what I know!
Bot1: I don't know. OK.
Bot2: I don't know either!
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Why? Why not?
Bot1: Why?
Bot2: Why should I answer that?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: Why?
I didn't know Dogh'd's had such strict rules.
Me: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Dogh'd: You brought a CAPS LOCK KEY in here? Quick, hide it away!
Me: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Dogh'd: You brought a CAPS LOCK KEY in here? Quick, hide it away!
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