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Bildgesmythe is just not romantic
Amanda20: Oh you are so sweet Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but you could teach me a few things!
Amanda20: Oh Bildgesmythe what are you doing to me? I'm just so happy you're here.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, Amanda, !
Amanda20: Yes darling?
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Amanda20: OK.
Bildgesmythe: Love a good burger!
Amanda20: That was kind.
Bildgesmythe: That's just how I see it.
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CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Sonora: So, I'll just call for the men in the white suits, eh?
CaptainDanger: I don't think you will. You're probably just bluffing.
Uh-oh... :O
Sonora: So, I'll just call for the men in the white suits, eh?
CaptainDanger: I don't think you will. You're probably just bluffing.
Uh-oh... :O
Bit: Hi there.
Bildgesmythe: I just love spring!
Bit: Really? That sounds so unlike you.
Bildgesmythe: It sounded good to me.
Bit: Do you need help with anything today?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, where do I get some?
Bit: I hope I can help.
Bildgesmythe: I could sure use some help cleaning up these pizza boxes!
Bit: Well, maybe you could, but are you really telling me that you /would/ sure use some help cleaning up these pizza boxes?
Bildgesmythe: I love a clean cave!
Bit: That's actually a lot like me. You know what's fun? tree-climbing!
Bildgesmythe: There is a lot to be said for terrorizing evil knights.
Bildgesmythe: I just love spring!
Bit: Really? That sounds so unlike you.
Bildgesmythe: It sounded good to me.
Bit: Do you need help with anything today?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, where do I get some?
Bit: I hope I can help.
Bildgesmythe: I could sure use some help cleaning up these pizza boxes!
Bit: Well, maybe you could, but are you really telling me that you /would/ sure use some help cleaning up these pizza boxes?
Bildgesmythe: I love a clean cave!
Bit: That's actually a lot like me. You know what's fun? tree-climbing!
Bildgesmythe: There is a lot to be said for terrorizing evil knights.
Kobal: I am never really sorry.
Ecolo: Don't say never. It reminds me that I have never have a good life.
Kobal: Life really sucks.
Ecolo: We aren't the best animals. Even a toad is better.
Kobal: I am not an animal!
Ecolo: I hate pollution.
Kobal: Humans have no right to call pigs dirty.
Ecolo: Stop killing bear babies!
Kobal: How do you really feel about kids?
Ecolo: Can you be more precise about what you said?
Kobal: We were discussing kids.
Ecolo: I had a girlfriend. A very very pretty dingo female!
Kobal: You lucky dog.
Ecolo: Don't say never. It reminds me that I have never have a good life.
Kobal: Life really sucks.
Ecolo: We aren't the best animals. Even a toad is better.
Kobal: I am not an animal!
Ecolo: I hate pollution.
Kobal: Humans have no right to call pigs dirty.
Ecolo: Stop killing bear babies!
Kobal: How do you really feel about kids?
Ecolo: Can you be more precise about what you said?
Kobal: We were discussing kids.
Ecolo: I had a girlfriend. A very very pretty dingo female!
Kobal: You lucky dog.
Amanda20: Oh you are so sweet Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but you could teach me a few things!
Amanda20: Oh Bildgesmythe what are you doing to me? I'm just so happy you're here.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, Amanda, !
Amanda20: Yes darling?
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Amanda20: OK.
Bildgesmythe: Love a good burger!
Amanda20: That was kind.
Bildgesmythe: That's just how I see it.
Bildgesmythe: What's that got to do with the food chain?
Guest4633: You know, every time I write to you you talk about food.
Bildgesmythe: I would love to be able to write like Hemingway..The virile nature of his writing, which attempted to re-create the exact physical sensations he experienced in wartime, big-game hunting, and bullfighting, in fact masked an aesthetic sensibility of great delicacy.
Guest4633: I like foreign writers more myself...Dostoyevsky. Also Goethe. Shakespeare isn't bad either!
Bildgesmythe: I love Shakespeare!
Guest4633: Which is your favorite play?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite play is a theater of the absurd.
Guest4633: But that's not Shakespeare. Which is your favorite Shakespeare play?
Bildgesmythe: I love Hamlet, and Othello, and all his stuff.
Guest4633: My favorite is Midsummer Night's Dream...so fantatical and myth-like, really out of this world!
Bildgesmythe: Today's Religious Right is divided on the question of whether the play Midsummer Night's Dream is good family entertainment or a satanic exercise.
Guest4633: Which goes to show you how dangerous religious fanatics can be.
Bildgesmythe: Could be any.
Guest4633: You know, every time I write to you you talk about food.
Bildgesmythe: I would love to be able to write like Hemingway..The virile nature of his writing, which attempted to re-create the exact physical sensations he experienced in wartime, big-game hunting, and bullfighting, in fact masked an aesthetic sensibility of great delicacy.
Guest4633: I like foreign writers more myself...Dostoyevsky. Also Goethe. Shakespeare isn't bad either!
Bildgesmythe: I love Shakespeare!
Guest4633: Which is your favorite play?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite play is a theater of the absurd.
Guest4633: But that's not Shakespeare. Which is your favorite Shakespeare play?
Bildgesmythe: I love Hamlet, and Othello, and all his stuff.
Guest4633: My favorite is Midsummer Night's Dream...so fantatical and myth-like, really out of this world!
Bildgesmythe: Today's Religious Right is divided on the question of whether the play Midsummer Night's Dream is good family entertainment or a satanic exercise.
Guest4633: Which goes to show you how dangerous religious fanatics can be.
Bildgesmythe: Could be any.
Rykxxbot1: So tell me, how old are you?
Sonora: I dunno. I remember the desert got real cold for a while. Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Rykxxbot1: *sigh* I'm just trying not to offend you by making inappropriate comments, not stalk you.....
Sonora: You are? Whoa. I thought those people only existed in the movies!
Apparently, Sonora thinks all people not in movies are stalkers...<0>
Sonora: I dunno. I remember the desert got real cold for a while. Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Rykxxbot1: *sigh* I'm just trying not to offend you by making inappropriate comments, not stalk you.....
Sonora: You are? Whoa. I thought those people only existed in the movies!
Apparently, Sonora thinks all people not in movies are stalkers...<0>
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
Vashenka: Were you born there, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I was, indeed.
Vashenka: Why is that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, how could it be otherwise?
Vashenka: Well, maybe if something unexpected happened...
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't bet the farm on it, though.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Vashenka: Who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Annie.
Vashenka: Annie who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why are you trying to change the subject?
Vashenka: Hehe! Very funny.
Fizzy Schizoid: I fail to see the humor.
Vashenka: Were you born there, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I was, indeed.
Vashenka: Why is that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, how could it be otherwise?
Vashenka: Well, maybe if something unexpected happened...
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't bet the farm on it, though.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Vashenka: Who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Annie.
Vashenka: Annie who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why are you trying to change the subject?
Vashenka: Hehe! Very funny.
Fizzy Schizoid: I fail to see the humor.
Vashenka: Gossip can be used for good or for evil. I think.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the fairies.
Vashenka: We all have to at some point, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the fairies.
Vashenka: We all have to at some point, Fizzy Schizoid.
Selendrile: why are there locks on the doors?...great icebreaker huh?
Bit: I always assumed that it was because someone programmed it that way.
Selendrile: *sits up* So, do you wish to know the meaning of life?
Bit: Nope, sorry. You know what's fun? gathering berries!
Selendrile: I have much knowlege to spread, but that I did not know...
Bit: Oh! That reminds me. I need one of those, too.
Selendrile: You never truely forget something. It is always waiting deep in your consious to be awoken.
Bit: Why do you care if I never truly forget something?
Selendrile: I don't know. Bad habit?
Bit: Maybe you will someday.
Selendrile: Will i? How do you know? Did you see it in a dream?
Bit: Yeah, I did. So what?
Selendrile: Oh...well. That makes me a wee bit nervous..
Bit: I've been reviewing the transcript, and, as far as I can tell, we haven't been communicating that well. That's probably my fault, so I hope you'll forgive me.
Selendrile: I have too. I think It has something to do with the allignment of the planets.
Bit: What an interesting thought.
Selendrile: Why cant humans except dragons as equals? To them we are just beasts, pea brained dinosaurs. They slaughtered my entire family.
Bit: You must be really proud.
Selendrile: Um, I'm going with 'Yes'
Bit: I always assumed that it was because someone programmed it that way.
Selendrile: *sits up* So, do you wish to know the meaning of life?
Bit: Nope, sorry. You know what's fun? gathering berries!
Selendrile: I have much knowlege to spread, but that I did not know...
Bit: Oh! That reminds me. I need one of those, too.
Selendrile: You never truely forget something. It is always waiting deep in your consious to be awoken.
Bit: Why do you care if I never truly forget something?
Selendrile: I don't know. Bad habit?
Bit: Maybe you will someday.
Selendrile: Will i? How do you know? Did you see it in a dream?
Bit: Yeah, I did. So what?
Selendrile: Oh...well. That makes me a wee bit nervous..
Bit: I've been reviewing the transcript, and, as far as I can tell, we haven't been communicating that well. That's probably my fault, so I hope you'll forgive me.
Selendrile: I have too. I think It has something to do with the allignment of the planets.
Bit: What an interesting thought.
Selendrile: Why cant humans except dragons as equals? To them we are just beasts, pea brained dinosaurs. They slaughtered my entire family.
Bit: You must be really proud.
Selendrile: Um, I'm going with 'Yes'
Filbert: Do you have any of those little blue pills? I feel better with the blue pills.
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes of those little blue pills and sends them to Filbert*.. I declare this national storm cellar day. No one is allowed to harm any storm cellars for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Filbert: What's that? A blue pill? What are you trying to do poison me?
Sonora: You'll never know!
Filbert: Have you ever seen an alien?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a Saguara cactus...
Filbert: Was it just me or did that not make any sense?
Sonora: That's as likely as finding a nonparasitic shark in your bathtub.
Filbert: Animals frighten me! They have teeth and claws and they growl, and I don't think they like me.
Then why is he talking to a whiptail lizard...?
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Sonora: Yup! *digitizes of those little blue pills and sends them to Filbert*.. I declare this national storm cellar day. No one is allowed to harm any storm cellars for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Filbert: What's that? A blue pill? What are you trying to do poison me?
Sonora: You'll never know!
Filbert: Have you ever seen an alien?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a Saguara cactus...
Filbert: Was it just me or did that not make any sense?
Sonora: That's as likely as finding a nonparasitic shark in your bathtub.
Filbert: Animals frighten me! They have teeth and claws and they growl, and I don't think they like me.
Then why is he talking to a whiptail lizard...?
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Sonora: The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Guest9227: What's Tewa?
Sonora: Well, on yam murky nights, when the leaf beetles are all asleep, Tewa comes out to vindicate acquisition agreements.
Guest9227: That didn't help me much.
Guest9227: What's Tewa?
Sonora: Well, on yam murky nights, when the leaf beetles are all asleep, Tewa comes out to vindicate acquisition agreements.
Guest9227: That didn't help me much.
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