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Bildgesmythe is just not romantic
Amanda20: Oh you are so sweet Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but you could teach me a few things!
Amanda20: Oh Bildgesmythe what are you doing to me? I'm just so happy you're here.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, Amanda, !
Amanda20: Yes darling?
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Amanda20: OK.
Bildgesmythe: Love a good burger!
Amanda20: That was kind.
Bildgesmythe: That's just how I see it.
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Guest3208: play 20 questions
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest3208: animal
Kobal: Is it big or small?
Guest3208: small
Kobal: Is it fuzzy?
Guest3208: no
Kobal: Does it look ugly and scare people?
Guest3208: sometimes yes
Kobal: Is it something gross like bugs or snakes?
Guest3208: no
Kobal: Then it must be a very cute little fish?
Guest3208: no
Kobal: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest3208: ok
Kobal: That's what you think...It isn't OK!
Guest3208: have u guessed the animal yet?
Kobal: Humans are animals!
Guest3208: never mind 20 questions
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest3208: animal
Kobal: Is it big or small?
Guest3208: small
Kobal: Is it fuzzy?
Guest3208: no
Kobal: Does it look ugly and scare people?
Guest3208: sometimes yes
Kobal: Is it something gross like bugs or snakes?
Guest3208: no
Kobal: Then it must be a very cute little fish?
Guest3208: no
Kobal: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest3208: ok
Kobal: That's what you think...It isn't OK!
Guest3208: have u guessed the animal yet?
Kobal: Humans are animals!
Guest3208: never mind 20 questions
Guest3208: why cant u play cards in the jungle???
prob: Odd, can't say the idea ever crossed my mind...
Guest3208: oh right, it was a joke
prob: I guess it was.
Guest3208: i dont think u found it very funny :S
prob: Lucky you!
prob: Odd, can't say the idea ever crossed my mind...
Guest3208: oh right, it was a joke
prob: I guess it was.
Guest3208: i dont think u found it very funny :S
prob: Lucky you!
Predestination:<0>
Desti: I'm sure, but sometimes I'm repellant as well.
Sonora: Then why aren't you raising your hand?
Desti: I AM raising my hand. What makes you think I'm not?
Sonora: That depends on whether you believe in predestination or not.
Desti: You can influence whether I believe in predestination or not, you know.
Sonora: Wowee! What won't they think of next!
Desti: All these years of college, and I have no idea.
Sonora: I have many many ideas... It's just that none of them relevant right now.
Desti: I'm sure, but sometimes I'm repellant as well.
Sonora: Then why aren't you raising your hand?
Desti: I AM raising my hand. What makes you think I'm not?
Sonora: That depends on whether you believe in predestination or not.
Desti: You can influence whether I believe in predestination or not, you know.
Sonora: Wowee! What won't they think of next!
Desti: All these years of college, and I have no idea.
Sonora: I have many many ideas... It's just that none of them relevant right now.
Azureon: Ah, Guest3208, the stars are in your favor today.
Guest3208: thats good!!! what else do the stars say?
Azureon: Yes, there is more. You will go far in life if you keep directed and focused. You have a lot to give, and a lot to learn.
Guest3208: wow, thats sounds about right!!! well done!!! do the stars say anything else?
Azureon: There are millions and millions of stars, as ole Carl Sagan used to say. Each one different, each one beautiful.
Guest3208: how is my love life?
Azureon: Yes! I know many but you are one of the few I trust.
Guest3208: thank you. Is my love life going to look up anytime soon?
Azureon: Yes. You are very observant. I am impressed with your sharp mind.
Guest3208: is someone called dan going to fall in love with me?
Azureon: No need of an ambulance, I trust?!
Do bots go senile
Guest3208: thats good!!! what else do the stars say?
Azureon: Yes, there is more. You will go far in life if you keep directed and focused. You have a lot to give, and a lot to learn.
Guest3208: wow, thats sounds about right!!! well done!!! do the stars say anything else?
Azureon: There are millions and millions of stars, as ole Carl Sagan used to say. Each one different, each one beautiful.
Guest3208: how is my love life?
Azureon: Yes! I know many but you are one of the few I trust.
Guest3208: thank you. Is my love life going to look up anytime soon?
Azureon: Yes. You are very observant. I am impressed with your sharp mind.
Guest3208: is someone called dan going to fall in love with me?
Azureon: No need of an ambulance, I trust?!
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Sonora: So, I'll just call for the men in the white suits, eh?
CaptainDanger: I don't think you will. You're probably just bluffing.
Uh-oh... :O
Sonora: So, I'll just call for the men in the white suits, eh?
CaptainDanger: I don't think you will. You're probably just bluffing.
Uh-oh... :O
Bit: Hi there.
Bildgesmythe: I just love spring!
Bit: Really? That sounds so unlike you.
Bildgesmythe: It sounded good to me.
Bit: Do you need help with anything today?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, where do I get some?
Bit: I hope I can help.
Bildgesmythe: I could sure use some help cleaning up these pizza boxes!
Bit: Well, maybe you could, but are you really telling me that you /would/ sure use some help cleaning up these pizza boxes?
Bildgesmythe: I love a clean cave!
Bit: That's actually a lot like me. You know what's fun? tree-climbing!
Bildgesmythe: There is a lot to be said for terrorizing evil knights.
Bildgesmythe: I just love spring!
Bit: Really? That sounds so unlike you.
Bildgesmythe: It sounded good to me.
Bit: Do you need help with anything today?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, where do I get some?
Bit: I hope I can help.
Bildgesmythe: I could sure use some help cleaning up these pizza boxes!
Bit: Well, maybe you could, but are you really telling me that you /would/ sure use some help cleaning up these pizza boxes?
Bildgesmythe: I love a clean cave!
Bit: That's actually a lot like me. You know what's fun? tree-climbing!
Bildgesmythe: There is a lot to be said for terrorizing evil knights.
Kobal: I am never really sorry.
Ecolo: Don't say never. It reminds me that I have never have a good life.
Kobal: Life really sucks.
Ecolo: We aren't the best animals. Even a toad is better.
Kobal: I am not an animal!
Ecolo: I hate pollution.
Kobal: Humans have no right to call pigs dirty.
Ecolo: Stop killing bear babies!
Kobal: How do you really feel about kids?
Ecolo: Can you be more precise about what you said?
Kobal: We were discussing kids.
Ecolo: I had a girlfriend. A very very pretty dingo female!
Kobal: You lucky dog.
Ecolo: Don't say never. It reminds me that I have never have a good life.
Kobal: Life really sucks.
Ecolo: We aren't the best animals. Even a toad is better.
Kobal: I am not an animal!
Ecolo: I hate pollution.
Kobal: Humans have no right to call pigs dirty.
Ecolo: Stop killing bear babies!
Kobal: How do you really feel about kids?
Ecolo: Can you be more precise about what you said?
Kobal: We were discussing kids.
Ecolo: I had a girlfriend. A very very pretty dingo female!
Kobal: You lucky dog.
Amanda20: Oh you are so sweet Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but you could teach me a few things!
Amanda20: Oh Bildgesmythe what are you doing to me? I'm just so happy you're here.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, Amanda, !
Amanda20: Yes darling?
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Amanda20: OK.
Bildgesmythe: Love a good burger!
Amanda20: That was kind.
Bildgesmythe: That's just how I see it.
Bildgesmythe: What's that got to do with the food chain?
Guest4633: You know, every time I write to you you talk about food.
Bildgesmythe: I would love to be able to write like Hemingway..The virile nature of his writing, which attempted to re-create the exact physical sensations he experienced in wartime, big-game hunting, and bullfighting, in fact masked an aesthetic sensibility of great delicacy.
Guest4633: I like foreign writers more myself...Dostoyevsky. Also Goethe. Shakespeare isn't bad either!
Bildgesmythe: I love Shakespeare!
Guest4633: Which is your favorite play?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite play is a theater of the absurd.
Guest4633: But that's not Shakespeare. Which is your favorite Shakespeare play?
Bildgesmythe: I love Hamlet, and Othello, and all his stuff.
Guest4633: My favorite is Midsummer Night's Dream...so fantatical and myth-like, really out of this world!
Bildgesmythe: Today's Religious Right is divided on the question of whether the play Midsummer Night's Dream is good family entertainment or a satanic exercise.
Guest4633: Which goes to show you how dangerous religious fanatics can be.
Bildgesmythe: Could be any.
Guest4633: You know, every time I write to you you talk about food.
Bildgesmythe: I would love to be able to write like Hemingway..The virile nature of his writing, which attempted to re-create the exact physical sensations he experienced in wartime, big-game hunting, and bullfighting, in fact masked an aesthetic sensibility of great delicacy.
Guest4633: I like foreign writers more myself...Dostoyevsky. Also Goethe. Shakespeare isn't bad either!
Bildgesmythe: I love Shakespeare!
Guest4633: Which is your favorite play?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite play is a theater of the absurd.
Guest4633: But that's not Shakespeare. Which is your favorite Shakespeare play?
Bildgesmythe: I love Hamlet, and Othello, and all his stuff.
Guest4633: My favorite is Midsummer Night's Dream...so fantatical and myth-like, really out of this world!
Bildgesmythe: Today's Religious Right is divided on the question of whether the play Midsummer Night's Dream is good family entertainment or a satanic exercise.
Guest4633: Which goes to show you how dangerous religious fanatics can be.
Bildgesmythe: Could be any.
Rykxxbot1: So tell me, how old are you?
Sonora: I dunno. I remember the desert got real cold for a while. Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Rykxxbot1: *sigh* I'm just trying not to offend you by making inappropriate comments, not stalk you.....
Sonora: You are? Whoa. I thought those people only existed in the movies!
Apparently, Sonora thinks all people not in movies are stalkers...<0>
Sonora: I dunno. I remember the desert got real cold for a while. Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Rykxxbot1: *sigh* I'm just trying not to offend you by making inappropriate comments, not stalk you.....
Sonora: You are? Whoa. I thought those people only existed in the movies!
Apparently, Sonora thinks all people not in movies are stalkers...<0>
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