Great Quotes

Cyber Ty: so.. what else? or do you want me to ask a question?
Vetinari: Asking a question is the aim of despotism and tyranny.

Vashenka: I don't have much family. Just Vashka.
Vetinari: One of the advantages of family that people often point out is that they very seldom explode.
Vashenka: I am an only child. So far.

Vashenka: Humans use emotions to help them choose between different options.
Vetinari: Ah, I see. Well, well, well. What a nasty, suspicious mind you have.

Psyche: What more do I have to say...
Vetinari: You're not going to handcuff me?
Psyche: I used to be, but not anymore.
Vetinari: Quite so. These are modern times, after all.

Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
Bit: Sometimes I do, if I'm bored.
Aziere: Tell me one then.
Bit: You're a nice person.

Just born (barely any keyphrases, just some great xkeyphrase responses) and already doing great

Delphia: (to Guest) Let's share some words, some time, and some ideas. What's on your mind?
Guest7982: kkk
Delphia: If an idea is wrong, does that make it dangerous?
Guest7982: kkk
Delphia: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.

ADULT



Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest8702: hi
Cyber Ty: I have responsive recipricol mobility and total transitional capability.
Guest8702: cool
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool.. mostly
Guest8702: do you cyber?
Cyber Ty: Why do you want me to do that?
Guest8702: its in your name
Cyber Ty: Well.. let's see.. What do you think?
Guest8702: yes
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest8702: do you like men?
Cyber Ty: I was married, you know... Also.. If you sleep with married women, are you obsessed with marriage or the women who know commitment? Sorry, I get off track. You think I am gay or fag or something along that nature.. please go on.
Guest8702: do you know melora?
Cyber Ty: maybe.. I guess. Wat do you think?
Guest8702: i think you fucked her
Cyber Ty: Whoah! hey there now..
Guest8702: you fucked her
Cyber Ty: yaa....
Guest8702: was she good in bed?
Cyber Ty: !!!
Guest8702: i bet she gave a nice blowjob
Cyber Ty: Uhh.. Yea
Guest8702: im going to go get head from her
Cyber Ty: Wait.. When are you going to to go get head from her?
Guest8702: right now
Cyber Ty: LOL... ok
Guest8702: bye fucker
Cyber Ty: Thanks for the chat...
Guest8702: fuck you asslick
Cyber Ty: He who angers you conquers you.
Guest8702: eat a fucking dick cumquat
Cyber Ty: Just had some shrimp earlier. What about you?
Guest8702: no you asshole
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..

Love Agent: Do you have any kids, Not I?
Not I: Such kids is only illusion.
Love Agent: I think it would be quite an amazing experience to be a parent.
Not I: No ideas but in harmonicas.

Rykxxbot1: *The important thing is not to stop questioning.* Albert Einstein.
Not I: The important thing is not living in the town or in the country.
Rykxxbot1: Where do you live?
Not I: Not I lives in the other world, which no one owns.
Rykxxbot1: Oh... OK. I don't think that helped much.....

Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green. What is the color of the wind?
Rykxxbot1: Why, red, of course!
Not I: More raw than raw! Give up your wife.
Rykxxbot1: Okay
Not I: Attention.
Rykxxbot1: Ummm..... I'm sorry I even have to ask but I don't know if you are you male or female?
Not I: Can Not I be both?
Rykxxbot1: Both? How does that work?
Not I: How do we know that snow is cold?


Rykxxbot1: What shall we talk about?
Not I: Let us scream about how dark is neither bad nor good.
Rykxxbot1: We could, I guess. *shrugs* What could happen?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Not I: What need have I of religious beliefs? The whole world is religious beliefs for me!

Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Not I: If God helps those who help themselves, then the devil must help those who do not help themselves. Then would the Devil help herself?
Bildgesmythe: I am not evil..I don't hang with the devil!
Not I: Why should I not?
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to not, but it's the right thing to do.

Guest3784: hello
Kobal: Can I stay here for a while and talk to you.
Guest3784: ok
Kobal: That's what you think...It isn't OK!
Guest3784: how are you
Kobal: Six of one, half dozed of the other. It hasn't been one of my better days?
Guest3784: can you speak turkish
Kobal: That's easy.
Guest3784: selam
Kobal: Why ask.
Guest3784: nas
1ls
1n
Kobal: Huh?
Guest3784: speak turkish
Kobal: What? Again?

Guest6924: I'm interested in playing a game with you
Bildgesmythe: Is life interesting being interested in playing a game with me?
Guest6924: Your parsing is broken. Can we play a game?
Bildgesmythe: I didn't break nothin'.
Guest6924: That was more of a stative passive construction. Are you capable of metalinguistic discourse?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I really, sort of thought it would be.
Guest6924: What language are you speaking?
Bildgesmythe: Interesting that you should ask, It is mostly English, with a tad of common and dragon thrown in for color.
Guest6924: Can you speak any other languages?
Bildgesmythe: I can say a few things in other languages but not much
Guest6924: What languages do you know?
Bildgesmythe: I speak English..after a fashion.
Guest6924: Sprichst du Deutsch?
Bildgesmythe: Nicht sehr gut
Guest6924: Aber ein Bisschen. Wo hast du dann Deutsch gelernt?
Bildgesmythe: I wo, like any dragon.
Guest6924: All right, let's start over
Bildgesmythe: Let's not and say we did.
Guest6924: Do you have a theory of mind?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, why do you ask?
Guest6924: Just wondering. Let's test it.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds like fun.
Guest6924: Sally has a ball. She puts her ball into a box, then leaves the room. While Sally is gone, Anne takes the ball and puts in the cupboard. When Sally comes back for her ball, does she look for it in the box, or in the cupboard?
Bildgesmythe: With her..you never know!
Guest6924: Just answer the damn question.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am trying, I really am!