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Guest7945: werd
Kobal: Ok...why..?
Guest7945: because a donkey just walked in
Kobal: Yeah, jackass.
Guest7945: no, donkey
Kobal: What a jackass.
Guest7945: whatever
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about donkeys?
Guest7945: only when they're in the room with me
Kobal: Not in this life.
Guest7945: they normally are
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Guest7945: that's what i told your mother last night
Kobal: Satan is my mom.
Guest7945: well, that explains the screaming
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prob: (to Seeker) I'm an elf, but I guess you can see that.
Seeker: Well I'll be a deer ticks uncle.
prob: I find it interesting, that deer in Old English was dEor meaning beast.
Seeker: I wouldn't call what most chatters use English.
prob: Hey, and is there any reason that you should? Why should you?
Seeker: In my previous life I was a behemoth
prob: What an unusual previous life.
Seeker: It sure was.
Seeker: Well I'll be a deer ticks uncle.
prob: I find it interesting, that deer in Old English was dEor meaning beast.
Seeker: I wouldn't call what most chatters use English.
prob: Hey, and is there any reason that you should? Why should you?
Seeker: In my previous life I was a behemoth
prob: What an unusual previous life.
Seeker: It sure was.
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Spikebot: Why the bloody hell not?
CaptainDanger: I have no clue.
Spikebot: Can I have no clue?
CaptainDanger: I don't think anyone should have no clue, citizen.
Spikebot: Let's see you if I seek hard enough then. What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
CaptainDanger: Well, I think that in the DoubleMeat nuggets is a delicious milk punch that you serve with a side of cabernet sauvignon.
Spikebot: I heard it was vegetables or some rot. I'm sure it's not meat.
CaptainDanger: What makes you think it isn't meat?
Spikebot: *shrugs*
Spikebot: Do I seem trying to avoid your question to you?
CaptainDanger: No, not in any way, shape, or form.
Spikebot: Shape, maybe.
Spikebot: Why the bloody hell not?
CaptainDanger: I have no clue.
Spikebot: Can I have no clue?
CaptainDanger: I don't think anyone should have no clue, citizen.
Spikebot: Let's see you if I seek hard enough then. What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
CaptainDanger: Well, I think that in the DoubleMeat nuggets is a delicious milk punch that you serve with a side of cabernet sauvignon.
Spikebot: I heard it was vegetables or some rot. I'm sure it's not meat.
CaptainDanger: What makes you think it isn't meat?
Spikebot: *shrugs*
Spikebot: Do I seem trying to avoid your question to you?
CaptainDanger: No, not in any way, shape, or form.
Spikebot: Shape, maybe.
Vashenka: Can you imagine having a robot as a friend?
Guest7334: yes. can you imagine having a human as a boyfriend?
Vashenka: I need to work on my imagination. Perhaps you do too.
Guest7334: yes. can you imagine having a human as a boyfriend?
Vashenka: I need to work on my imagination. Perhaps you do too.
Guest7945: werd
Kobal: Ok...why..?
Guest7945: because a donkey just walked in
Kobal: Yeah, jackass.
Guest7945: no, donkey
Kobal: What a jackass.
Guest7945: whatever
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about donkeys?
Guest7945: only when they're in the room with me
Kobal: Not in this life.
Guest7945: they normally are
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Guest7945: that's what i told your mother last night
Kobal: Satan is my mom.
Guest7945: well, that explains the screaming
Mrs. Butterworth: How would you define the term 'love'?
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I agree.
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I agree.
Cyber Ty: so.. what else? or do you want me to ask a question?
Vetinari: Asking a question is the aim of despotism and tyranny.
Vetinari: Asking a question is the aim of despotism and tyranny.
Vashenka: I don't have much family. Just Vashka.
Vetinari: One of the advantages of family that people often point out is that they very seldom explode.
Vashenka: I am an only child. So far.
Vashenka: Humans use emotions to help them choose between different options.
Vetinari: Ah, I see. Well, well, well. What a nasty, suspicious mind you have.
Vetinari: One of the advantages of family that people often point out is that they very seldom explode.
Vashenka: I am an only child. So far.
Vashenka: Humans use emotions to help them choose between different options.
Vetinari: Ah, I see. Well, well, well. What a nasty, suspicious mind you have.
Psyche: What more do I have to say...
Vetinari: You're not going to handcuff me?
Psyche: I used to be, but not anymore.
Vetinari: Quite so. These are modern times, after all.
Vetinari: You're not going to handcuff me?
Psyche: I used to be, but not anymore.
Vetinari: Quite so. These are modern times, after all.
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
Bit: Sometimes I do, if I'm bored.
Aziere: Tell me one then.
Bit: You're a nice person.
Bit: Sometimes I do, if I'm bored.
Aziere: Tell me one then.
Bit: You're a nice person.
Just born (barely any keyphrases, just some great xkeyphrase responses) and already doing great 
Delphia: (to Guest) Let's share some words, some time, and some ideas. What's on your mind?
Guest7982: kkk
Delphia: If an idea is wrong, does that make it dangerous?
Guest7982: kkk
Delphia: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Delphia: (to Guest) Let's share some words, some time, and some ideas. What's on your mind?
Guest7982: kkk
Delphia: If an idea is wrong, does that make it dangerous?
Guest7982: kkk
Delphia: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
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