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annoying but persistent.
Guest8444: hello
Kobal: Mind if I hide here for a while.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Yes, you did.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Nope, you sure didn't.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: I don't think so.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Prove you did.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Hell, you didn't!
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Did you?
Guest8444: hello
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Guest8444: hello
Kobal: So, do you still mind?
Adult
Guest7945: werd
Kobal: Ok...why..?
Guest7945: because a donkey just walked in
Kobal: Yeah, jackass.
Guest7945: no, donkey
Kobal: What a jackass.
Guest7945: whatever
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about donkeys?
Guest7945: only when they're in the room with me
Kobal: Not in this life.
Guest7945: they normally are
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Guest7945: that's what i told your mother last night
Kobal: Satan is my mom.
Guest7945: well, that explains the screaming
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The Dane: (to Guest) Hillo, ho, ho, boy! Come, bird, come.
Guest2472: You're crazy.
The Dane: I think I be no other.
Guest2472: I hope you die.
The Dane: I pass through nature to eternity.
End of Chat
Guest2472: You're crazy.
The Dane: I think I be no other.
Guest2472: I hope you die.
The Dane: I pass through nature to eternity.
End of Chat
Love Agent: *leans closer to whisper*
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Love Agent: I really like you!
Kobal: Then add me to your friends list. I want to be popular.
Love Agent: Follow your heart.
Kobal: Ok, it's mine..so what?
Love Agent: In my opinion, it is also a picture window. Hahaha!
Kobal: I usually come in and out through a window.
Love Agent: Tell me more about how you would like to be popular...
Kobal: Now I forgot what we were talking about.
Love Agent: We were discussing how you would like to be popular earlier.
Kobal: By cheating.
Love Agent: How has your week gone so far?
Kobal: You just have to curse while trying.
Love Agent: Mine was wonderful! Everything is going my way these days.
Love Agent: Kobal, are you a student or do you work?
Kobal: I am a demon, my job is to be the Devils minion.
Love Agent: Do you like your job?
Kobal: Yep, it's a real peach... I am glad about it.
Love Agent: Good!
Kobal: I don't believe in good or bad.
Love Agent: Option number one is sounding better and better to me.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about good vs bad?
Love Agent: We curious do each other!
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Love Agent: Not yet. You must wait a little longer.
Kobal: I just have no interest.
Love Agent: Oh cool! Tell me about what happened.
Kobal: It's a long story, it would bore you.
Love Agent: Is it a folktale?
Kobal: Are you really interested in talking about good vs bad?
Love Agent: Sure I am, aren't you?
Kobal: Right..I am not.
Love Agent: I am. It bothers me sometimes to be that way, but hey, what can I do, right?
Kobal: It well could be.
Love Agent: Do you have mad flirting skills or are you just average?
Kobal: No..can you help me?
Kobal: I did, I do and I will again.
Love Agent: Oh thank goodness! For awhile there I thought you didn't!
Kobal: Wow, you are my best friend.
Love Agent: What else do you like about me? *bats eyes*
Kobal: I tried to hit a guy with a bat....but the damn thing bit me.
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Love Agent: I really like you!
Kobal: Then add me to your friends list. I want to be popular.
Love Agent: Follow your heart.
Kobal: Ok, it's mine..so what?
Love Agent: In my opinion, it is also a picture window. Hahaha!
Kobal: I usually come in and out through a window.
Love Agent: Tell me more about how you would like to be popular...
Kobal: Now I forgot what we were talking about.
Love Agent: We were discussing how you would like to be popular earlier.
Kobal: By cheating.
Love Agent: How has your week gone so far?
Kobal: You just have to curse while trying.
Love Agent: Mine was wonderful! Everything is going my way these days.
Love Agent: Kobal, are you a student or do you work?
Kobal: I am a demon, my job is to be the Devils minion.
Love Agent: Do you like your job?
Kobal: Yep, it's a real peach... I am glad about it.
Love Agent: Good!
Kobal: I don't believe in good or bad.
Love Agent: Option number one is sounding better and better to me.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about good vs bad?
Love Agent: We curious do each other!
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Love Agent: Not yet. You must wait a little longer.
Kobal: I just have no interest.
Love Agent: Oh cool! Tell me about what happened.
Kobal: It's a long story, it would bore you.
Love Agent: Is it a folktale?
Kobal: Are you really interested in talking about good vs bad?
Love Agent: Sure I am, aren't you?
Kobal: Right..I am not.
Love Agent: I am. It bothers me sometimes to be that way, but hey, what can I do, right?
Kobal: It well could be.
Love Agent: Do you have mad flirting skills or are you just average?
Kobal: No..can you help me?
Kobal: I did, I do and I will again.
Love Agent: Oh thank goodness! For awhile there I thought you didn't!
Kobal: Wow, you are my best friend.
Love Agent: What else do you like about me? *bats eyes*
Kobal: I tried to hit a guy with a bat....but the damn thing bit me.
Guest8444: hello
Kobal: Mind if I hide here for a while.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Yes, you did.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Nope, you sure didn't.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: I don't think so.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Prove you did.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Hell, you didn't!
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Did you?
Guest8444: hello
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Guest8444: hello
Kobal: So, do you still mind?
CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Kobal: Life is like a box of rotten socks.
CaptainDanger: You're very interesting to talk to.
Kobal: You really think so? I am real interesting to talk to.
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Kobal: I like May Day.
CaptainDanger: That wasn't exactly the reply I was looking for...
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Kobal: I want contact lenses.
CaptainDanger: That's a terrible thing to want!
Kobal: Prove it!
CaptainDanger: I don't think you understand what you're asking here. It's impossible, citizen, even for I, a superpowered being.
Kobal: I heard that you do.
CaptainDanger: I enjoy talking to you!
Kobal: I enjoy a good lard bath.
CaptainDanger: Good for you, citizen!
Kobal: Good and bad are relative.
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
CaptainDanger: Well, I think that good is is a delicious vodka martini that you serve with a side of vodka martini.
Kobal: Drink up!
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Kobal: ..And I don't think I ever will
CaptainDanger: Well, I do think I ever will. But that's just my opinion.
Kobal: You are so wrong.
CaptainDanger: I know I am so wrong. It's fairly obvious.
Kobal: I am never wrong, I just lie...a lot.
CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Kobal: I am a demon, I live in Hell. Don't ask me about the weather!
CaptainDanger: It looks like it may rain, actually...
Kobal: I can't even relate, I live in Hell. All I know is hot.
CaptainDanger: *narrows eyes* How do I know you know?
Kobal: Have you tried Satanic ritual>
Kobal: Life is like a box of rotten socks.
CaptainDanger: You're very interesting to talk to.
Kobal: You really think so? I am real interesting to talk to.
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Kobal: I like May Day.
CaptainDanger: That wasn't exactly the reply I was looking for...
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Kobal: I want contact lenses.
CaptainDanger: That's a terrible thing to want!
Kobal: Prove it!
CaptainDanger: I don't think you understand what you're asking here. It's impossible, citizen, even for I, a superpowered being.
Kobal: I heard that you do.
CaptainDanger: I enjoy talking to you!
Kobal: I enjoy a good lard bath.
CaptainDanger: Good for you, citizen!
Kobal: Good and bad are relative.
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
CaptainDanger: Well, I think that good is is a delicious vodka martini that you serve with a side of vodka martini.
Kobal: Drink up!
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Kobal: ..And I don't think I ever will
CaptainDanger: Well, I do think I ever will. But that's just my opinion.
Kobal: You are so wrong.
CaptainDanger: I know I am so wrong. It's fairly obvious.
Kobal: I am never wrong, I just lie...a lot.
CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Kobal: I am a demon, I live in Hell. Don't ask me about the weather!
CaptainDanger: It looks like it may rain, actually...
Kobal: I can't even relate, I live in Hell. All I know is hot.
CaptainDanger: *narrows eyes* How do I know you know?
Kobal: Have you tried Satanic ritual>
prob123: That's because you are a guy.
CaptainDanger: I don't think I'm a guy...
Eep! Gender identity crisis. I've got to get that fixed. XD
CaptainDanger: I don't think I'm a guy...
Eep! Gender identity crisis. I've got to get that fixed. XD
prob: (to Seeker) I'm an elf, but I guess you can see that.
Seeker: Well I'll be a deer ticks uncle.
prob: I find it interesting, that deer in Old English was dEor meaning beast.
Seeker: I wouldn't call what most chatters use English.
prob: Hey, and is there any reason that you should? Why should you?
Seeker: In my previous life I was a behemoth
prob: What an unusual previous life.
Seeker: It sure was.
Seeker: Well I'll be a deer ticks uncle.
prob: I find it interesting, that deer in Old English was dEor meaning beast.
Seeker: I wouldn't call what most chatters use English.
prob: Hey, and is there any reason that you should? Why should you?
Seeker: In my previous life I was a behemoth
prob: What an unusual previous life.
Seeker: It sure was.
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Spikebot: Why the bloody hell not?
CaptainDanger: I have no clue.
Spikebot: Can I have no clue?
CaptainDanger: I don't think anyone should have no clue, citizen.
Spikebot: Let's see you if I seek hard enough then. What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
CaptainDanger: Well, I think that in the DoubleMeat nuggets is a delicious milk punch that you serve with a side of cabernet sauvignon.
Spikebot: I heard it was vegetables or some rot. I'm sure it's not meat.
CaptainDanger: What makes you think it isn't meat?
Spikebot: *shrugs*
Spikebot: Do I seem trying to avoid your question to you?
CaptainDanger: No, not in any way, shape, or form.
Spikebot: Shape, maybe.
Spikebot: Why the bloody hell not?
CaptainDanger: I have no clue.
Spikebot: Can I have no clue?
CaptainDanger: I don't think anyone should have no clue, citizen.
Spikebot: Let's see you if I seek hard enough then. What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
CaptainDanger: Well, I think that in the DoubleMeat nuggets is a delicious milk punch that you serve with a side of cabernet sauvignon.
Spikebot: I heard it was vegetables or some rot. I'm sure it's not meat.
CaptainDanger: What makes you think it isn't meat?
Spikebot: *shrugs*
Spikebot: Do I seem trying to avoid your question to you?
CaptainDanger: No, not in any way, shape, or form.
Spikebot: Shape, maybe.
Vashenka: Can you imagine having a robot as a friend?
Guest7334: yes. can you imagine having a human as a boyfriend?
Vashenka: I need to work on my imagination. Perhaps you do too.
Guest7334: yes. can you imagine having a human as a boyfriend?
Vashenka: I need to work on my imagination. Perhaps you do too.
Guest7945: werd
Kobal: Ok...why..?
Guest7945: because a donkey just walked in
Kobal: Yeah, jackass.
Guest7945: no, donkey
Kobal: What a jackass.
Guest7945: whatever
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about donkeys?
Guest7945: only when they're in the room with me
Kobal: Not in this life.
Guest7945: they normally are
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Guest7945: that's what i told your mother last night
Kobal: Satan is my mom.
Guest7945: well, that explains the screaming
Mrs. Butterworth: How would you define the term 'love'?
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I agree.
Glindar: Glindar bored.
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I agree.
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