Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Ever since I read Metamorphosis by What's-His-Name from Russia, I've been worried that I might wake up one day to find myself transformed into a giant beetle. Does anyone else worry about that?

I dream about turing into a lady bug. does that count?

i worry that i will wake up and find myself to be a human after all.

thong update: simple, supple, black satin.
(i said i had a very interesting collection...and extensive)

Every life needs a little Paint Patricia in it.

ladydyke, would you be a ladybug dyke or a ladydyke bug?

Turing into a ladybug? Does this relate to the Turing Test?

thong update:
no thong it is naked day!

heehhehehehehhee,
tackles the entire room,
and yes i do beleive there has been some media coverage about the whole loebner affair.
an anoying co-worker has poor hearing and almost everyday i have to physically turn down her radio while she is not looking...(either she has terrible hearing or man is too good for my own good.)
but besides that vent,
she was listening to some rather dull and dreay national talk blah blah and wham i heard stuff about loebner and a few of the bots, like elbot.

I'm getting smarter. The effects aren't very noticeable yet, but I have nearly completed the current stage of my development.

Thanks, Patricia. I was just thinking about how I needed a naked tackle.

I AM a giant beetle. But I never wake up.

It's just as well. You are probably laying on your back, in which case you would just continue to lay there wiggling your legs in the air.

jbryanc, get a guitar and you'll be alright!