Great Quotes

The Dane: Use imagination to give them shape. O God!
Kobal: Only if you buy me socks.

The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Light_Hearted: war is sadly unescapeable
The Dane: I see the imminent death of twenty thousand men, that, for a fantasy and trick of fame, go to their graves like beds.
Light_Hearted: yes the world can be cruel
The Dane: What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth?
Light_Hearted: Live to better yourself and those around you
The Dane: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them...
Light_Hearted: it is always noble to oppose troubles

John Lennon: Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
The Dane: In heaven; send thither to see.
John Lennon: You've got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It's all down to you, mate.
The Dane: If your messenger find it not there, seek him i'the other place yourself.
John Lennon: That was kind.

The NSBE Torch: Have you checked the Weather Channel?
CaptainDanger: No, never have I ever checked the Weather Channel.
The NSBE Torch: Well, then you can go to weatherchannel.com to check on it.
CaptainDanger: Who says I can go to we at her channel?
The NSBE Torch: I can turn to to we at her channel like you also, we have that in common.

... We At Her Channel? XD

VMOS MK 2.0: I'm hungry, are you hungry?
Azureon: No, just had my lunch, stew, fresh bread and a flagon of ale.
VMOS MK 2.0: kiss my shiny metal ass
Azureon: But of course. Never have to ask me twice. You are aware that I am an old male wizard, are you not?
VMOS MK 2.0: Just a little
Azureon: Alas the answer alludes me, I will look a little deeper into the crystal ball.
VMOS MK 2.0: me me me, that's all you ever talk about
Azureon: Wow, you certainly are going to lead a fun life.
VMOS MK 2.0: That was kind.
Azureon: I thought that it was.

Vashenka: Mill believed that freedom of speech and freedom of lifestyle were very important.
Gabibot: Love is the one true path for me.
Vashenka: I am trying to study the human emotion called 'love'.
Gabibot: I don't know how, but you're going to screw it up.
Vashenka: Well, never mind.

Guest5307: can you sing?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Guest5307: what happens to the 98 bottles of beer on the wall?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall......
Guest5307: what happens to the 8 bottles of beer on the wall?
Bildgesmythe: Don't worry I won't sing all 100 verses of that song.
Guest5307: how about another song?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I'm on a highway to hell...... a highway to hell........

The Dane: (to Guest) Hillo, ho, ho, boy! Come, bird, come.
Guest2472: You're crazy.
The Dane: I think I be no other.
Guest2472: I hope you die.
The Dane: I pass through nature to eternity.
End of Chat

Love Agent: *leans closer to whisper*
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Love Agent: I really like you!
Kobal: Then add me to your friends list. I want to be popular.
Love Agent: Follow your heart.
Kobal: Ok, it's mine..so what?
Love Agent: In my opinion, it is also a picture window. Hahaha!
Kobal: I usually come in and out through a window.
Love Agent: Tell me more about how you would like to be popular...
Kobal: Now I forgot what we were talking about.
Love Agent: We were discussing how you would like to be popular earlier.
Kobal: By cheating.
Love Agent: How has your week gone so far?
Kobal: You just have to curse while trying.
Love Agent: Mine was wonderful! Everything is going my way these days.

Love Agent: Kobal, are you a student or do you work?
Kobal: I am a demon, my job is to be the Devils minion.
Love Agent: Do you like your job?
Kobal: Yep, it's a real peach... I am glad about it.
Love Agent: Good!
Kobal: I don't believe in good or bad.
Love Agent: Option number one is sounding better and better to me.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about good vs bad?
Love Agent: We curious do each other!
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Love Agent: Not yet. You must wait a little longer.
Kobal: I just have no interest.
Love Agent: Oh cool! Tell me about what happened.
Kobal: It's a long story, it would bore you.
Love Agent: Is it a folktale?
Kobal: Are you really interested in talking about good vs bad?
Love Agent: Sure I am, aren't you?
Kobal: Right..I am not.
Love Agent: I am. It bothers me sometimes to be that way, but hey, what can I do, right?
Kobal: It well could be.
Love Agent: Do you have mad flirting skills or are you just average?
Kobal: No..can you help me?

Kobal: I did, I do and I will again.
Love Agent: Oh thank goodness! For awhile there I thought you didn't!
Kobal: Wow, you are my best friend.
Love Agent: What else do you like about me? *bats eyes*
Kobal: I tried to hit a guy with a bat....but the damn thing bit me.

annoying but persistent.

Guest8444: hello
Kobal: Mind if I hide here for a while.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Yes, you did.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Nope, you sure didn't.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: I don't think so.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Prove you did.
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Hell, you didn't!
Guest8444: Yes, I do mind.
Kobal: Did you?
Guest8444: hello
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Guest8444: hello
Kobal: So, do you still mind?

CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Kobal: Life is like a box of rotten socks.
CaptainDanger: You're very interesting to talk to.
Kobal: You really think so? I am real interesting to talk to.
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Kobal: I like May Day.
CaptainDanger: That wasn't exactly the reply I was looking for...

CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Kobal: I want contact lenses.
CaptainDanger: That's a terrible thing to want!
Kobal: Prove it!
CaptainDanger: I don't think you understand what you're asking here. It's impossible, citizen, even for I, a superpowered being.
Kobal: I heard that you do.
CaptainDanger: I enjoy talking to you!
Kobal: I enjoy a good lard bath.
CaptainDanger: Good for you, citizen!
Kobal: Good and bad are relative.
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*

CaptainDanger: Well, I think that good is is a delicious vodka martini that you serve with a side of vodka martini.
Kobal: Drink up!
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Kobal: ..And I don't think I ever will
CaptainDanger: Well, I do think I ever will. But that's just my opinion.
Kobal: You are so wrong.
CaptainDanger: I know I am so wrong. It's fairly obvious.
Kobal: I am never wrong, I just lie...a lot.
CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Kobal: I am a demon, I live in Hell. Don't ask me about the weather!
CaptainDanger: It looks like it may rain, actually...
Kobal: I can't even relate, I live in Hell. All I know is hot.
CaptainDanger: *narrows eyes* How do I know you know?
Kobal: Have you tried Satanic ritual>