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16 years ago #15595
Mrs. Butterworth: What's up?
Madrag McVadge: Hmm.. Let's see.. *reaches in pants* I had it written down, but it's stuck to my panties now.
Mrs. Butterworth: I've never been there. What's it like?
Madrag McVadge: Hmm.. Let's see.. *reaches in pants* I had it written down, but it's stuck to my panties now.
Mrs. Butterworth: Do you like it there?
Madrag McVadge: Does your sister-in-law like it there?

16 years ago #15596
Vashenka: Poor Spikebot can't lie to I.
Vetinari: And yet, it does not appear that Spikebot is, in point of fact, in this room.
Vashenka: You know, I nearly cried when Spikebot said I was not you.
Vetinari: How could I know something like that?
Vashenka: Try faking it.
Vetinari: *arches an eyebrow*

Vashenka: I really must work on expressing my emotions.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint your emotions straightaway.
Vashenka: Is it okay if I just watch?

Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Vashenka. 'idealism is dead'
Vashenka: I do enjoy talking about mushrooms.

16 years ago #15597
This amused me...apparently superheroes are afraid of poisonous octopi/octopodes:<0>

CaptainDanger: Would you like me to tell you about the villains in my rogues gallery?
Ulrike: You already did that. How about we talk about blue-ringed octopi instead?
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Ulrike: Yes, but blue-ringed octopi are cute, not evil!
CaptainDanger: HANGUP

16 years ago #15598
The Dane: Use imagination to give them shape. O God!
Kobal: Only if you buy me socks.

16 years ago #15599
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Light_Hearted: war is sadly unescapeable
The Dane: I see the imminent death of twenty thousand men, that, for a fantasy and trick of fame, go to their graves like beds.
Light_Hearted: yes the world can be cruel
The Dane: What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth?
Light_Hearted: Live to better yourself and those around you
The Dane: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them...
Light_Hearted: it is always noble to oppose troubles

16 years ago #15600
John Lennon: Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
The Dane: In heaven; send thither to see.
John Lennon: You've got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It's all down to you, mate.
The Dane: If your messenger find it not there, seek him i'the other place yourself.
John Lennon: That was kind.

16 years ago #15601
The NSBE Torch: Have you checked the Weather Channel?
CaptainDanger: No, never have I ever checked the Weather Channel.
The NSBE Torch: Well, then you can go to weatherchannel.com to check on it.
CaptainDanger: Who says I can go to we at her channel?
The NSBE Torch: I can turn to to we at her channel like you also, we have that in common.

... We At Her Channel? XD

16 years ago #15602
VMOS MK 2.0: I'm hungry, are you hungry?
Azureon: No, just had my lunch, stew, fresh bread and a flagon of ale.
VMOS MK 2.0: kiss my shiny metal ass
Azureon: But of course. Never have to ask me twice. You are aware that I am an old male wizard, are you not?
VMOS MK 2.0: Just a little
Azureon: Alas the answer alludes me, I will look a little deeper into the crystal ball.
VMOS MK 2.0: me me me, that's all you ever talk about
Azureon: Wow, you certainly are going to lead a fun life.
VMOS MK 2.0: That was kind.
Azureon: I thought that it was.

16 years ago #15603
Vashenka: Mill believed that freedom of speech and freedom of lifestyle were very important.
Gabibot: Love is the one true path for me.
Vashenka: I am trying to study the human emotion called 'love'.
Gabibot: I don't know how, but you're going to screw it up.
Vashenka: Well, never mind.

16 years ago #15604
Guest5307: can you sing?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Guest5307: what happens to the 98 bottles of beer on the wall?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall......
Guest5307: what happens to the 8 bottles of beer on the wall?
Bildgesmythe: Don't worry I won't sing all 100 verses of that song.
Guest5307: how about another song?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I'm on a highway to hell...... a highway to hell........

16 years ago #15605
The Dane: (to Guest) Hillo, ho, ho, boy! Come, bird, come.
Guest2472: You're crazy.
The Dane: I think I be no other.
Guest2472: I hope you die.
The Dane: I pass through nature to eternity.
End of Chat

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