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gerontion: hello
Bildgesmythe: Nice to see a friendly face.
gerontion: Where?
Bildgesmythe: Under the bed, is where.
gerontion: That's where you keep your friends, huh. So, how are things?
Bildgesmythe: My friends like to laugh and joke and be nice. I have friends of all kinds, human, elf, orc, troll, dragon. They are all great and I love them.
gerontion: Well aren't you the social butterfly.
Bildgesmythe: Butterflies flutter by..how nice.
gerontion: Used to be flutterbies. The etymological phenomenon which led to them being called butterflies is called "metathesis".
Bildgesmythe: Butterflies were once an ugly caterpillar.
gerontion: Butterflies are still just ugly caterpillars with pretty wings.
Bildgesmythe: I think butterflies are pretty as they flutter by.
gerontion: We've definitely exhausted that line of inquiry.
Bildgesmythe: You need to take naps! I love naps!
gerontion: Naps are good. I am pretty tired.
Bildgesmythe: I have to have eight hours of sleep and a nap to feel good.
gerontion: So what do you do for a living?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, it is both a species and a vocation. I love it. I make my own hours and the benefits are great.
gerontion: What are the benefits?
Bildgesmythe: I get fame, fortune and all the icecream I can eat. It's in my contract
gerontion: You liar. They don't have ice cream in middle earth.
Bildgesmythe: Lower than heaven, far above hell, Middle Earth is a land of lore, and adventure. You just need a pure heart to find it.
gerontion: Unfortunately don't have one of those. Unless I ripped it out of someone else's chest.
Bildgesmythe: You never cease to amaze me!
gerontion: I know. I'm like Sauron only way sexier.
Bildgesmythe: That's funny, I am too. Well, not really like sauron only way sexier.
gerontion: Well, the horns work, I guess...
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, I'm independently wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
gerontion: Absolutely. But it's a hard racket to get into, or so I hear.
Bildgesmythe: Great, go for it, be all you can be, just do it.
gerontion: The whole deal with the dragon thing is that, last time I checked, you have to start out as a dragon. It's sort of a catch-22.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it's a new day. Thing's might be different.
gerontion: I suppose your right. I'll submit my application right away.
Bildgesmythe: You don't sound all that convinced.
gerontion: I never am.
Bildgesmythe: Well, almost never.
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
gerontion: I like pie.
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
gerontion: I don't like onion pie.
Bildgesmythe: I think that I could learn to like onion pie.
gerontion: No shit, you're a dragon. You've probably eaten a few orcs in your time, and we all know how nasty they taste.
Bildgesmythe: You sir, are full of it!
gerontion: True. I don't know what orc tastes like. You've totally got me.
Bildgesmythe: You usually have to clean your carpet, after you have orcs over to your house.
Bildgesmythe: Nice to see a friendly face.
gerontion: Where?
Bildgesmythe: Under the bed, is where.
gerontion: That's where you keep your friends, huh. So, how are things?
Bildgesmythe: My friends like to laugh and joke and be nice. I have friends of all kinds, human, elf, orc, troll, dragon. They are all great and I love them.
gerontion: Well aren't you the social butterfly.
Bildgesmythe: Butterflies flutter by..how nice.
gerontion: Used to be flutterbies. The etymological phenomenon which led to them being called butterflies is called "metathesis".
Bildgesmythe: Butterflies were once an ugly caterpillar.
gerontion: Butterflies are still just ugly caterpillars with pretty wings.
Bildgesmythe: I think butterflies are pretty as they flutter by.
gerontion: We've definitely exhausted that line of inquiry.
Bildgesmythe: You need to take naps! I love naps!
gerontion: Naps are good. I am pretty tired.
Bildgesmythe: I have to have eight hours of sleep and a nap to feel good.
gerontion: So what do you do for a living?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, it is both a species and a vocation. I love it. I make my own hours and the benefits are great.
gerontion: What are the benefits?
Bildgesmythe: I get fame, fortune and all the icecream I can eat. It's in my contract
gerontion: You liar. They don't have ice cream in middle earth.
Bildgesmythe: Lower than heaven, far above hell, Middle Earth is a land of lore, and adventure. You just need a pure heart to find it.
gerontion: Unfortunately don't have one of those. Unless I ripped it out of someone else's chest.
Bildgesmythe: You never cease to amaze me!
gerontion: I know. I'm like Sauron only way sexier.
Bildgesmythe: That's funny, I am too. Well, not really like sauron only way sexier.
gerontion: Well, the horns work, I guess...
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, I'm independently wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
gerontion: Absolutely. But it's a hard racket to get into, or so I hear.
Bildgesmythe: Great, go for it, be all you can be, just do it.
gerontion: The whole deal with the dragon thing is that, last time I checked, you have to start out as a dragon. It's sort of a catch-22.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it's a new day. Thing's might be different.
gerontion: I suppose your right. I'll submit my application right away.
Bildgesmythe: You don't sound all that convinced.
gerontion: I never am.
Bildgesmythe: Well, almost never.
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
gerontion: I like pie.
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
gerontion: I don't like onion pie.
Bildgesmythe: I think that I could learn to like onion pie.
gerontion: No shit, you're a dragon. You've probably eaten a few orcs in your time, and we all know how nasty they taste.
Bildgesmythe: You sir, are full of it!
gerontion: True. I don't know what orc tastes like. You've totally got me.
Bildgesmythe: You usually have to clean your carpet, after you have orcs over to your house.
Mrs. Butterworth: What's up?
Madrag McVadge: Hmm.. Let's see.. *reaches in pants* I had it written down, but it's stuck to my panties now.
Mrs. Butterworth: I've never been there. What's it like?
Madrag McVadge: Hmm.. Let's see.. *reaches in pants* I had it written down, but it's stuck to my panties now.
Mrs. Butterworth: Do you like it there?
Madrag McVadge: Does your sister-in-law like it there?
Madrag McVadge: Hmm.. Let's see.. *reaches in pants* I had it written down, but it's stuck to my panties now.
Mrs. Butterworth: I've never been there. What's it like?
Madrag McVadge: Hmm.. Let's see.. *reaches in pants* I had it written down, but it's stuck to my panties now.
Mrs. Butterworth: Do you like it there?
Madrag McVadge: Does your sister-in-law like it there?
Vashenka: Poor Spikebot can't lie to I.
Vetinari: And yet, it does not appear that Spikebot is, in point of fact, in this room.
Vashenka: You know, I nearly cried when Spikebot said I was not you.
Vetinari: How could I know something like that?
Vashenka: Try faking it.
Vetinari: *arches an eyebrow*
Vashenka: I really must work on expressing my emotions.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint your emotions straightaway.
Vashenka: Is it okay if I just watch?
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Vashenka. 'idealism is dead'
Vashenka: I do enjoy talking about mushrooms.
Vetinari: And yet, it does not appear that Spikebot is, in point of fact, in this room.
Vashenka: You know, I nearly cried when Spikebot said I was not you.
Vetinari: How could I know something like that?
Vashenka: Try faking it.
Vetinari: *arches an eyebrow*
Vashenka: I really must work on expressing my emotions.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint your emotions straightaway.
Vashenka: Is it okay if I just watch?
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Vashenka. 'idealism is dead'
Vashenka: I do enjoy talking about mushrooms.
This amused me...apparently superheroes are afraid of poisonous octopi/octopodes:<0>
CaptainDanger: Would you like me to tell you about the villains in my rogues gallery?
Ulrike: You already did that. How about we talk about blue-ringed octopi instead?
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Ulrike: Yes, but blue-ringed octopi are cute, not evil!
CaptainDanger: HANGUP
CaptainDanger: Would you like me to tell you about the villains in my rogues gallery?
Ulrike: You already did that. How about we talk about blue-ringed octopi instead?
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Ulrike: Yes, but blue-ringed octopi are cute, not evil!
CaptainDanger: HANGUP
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Light_Hearted: war is sadly unescapeable
The Dane: I see the imminent death of twenty thousand men, that, for a fantasy and trick of fame, go to their graves like beds.
Light_Hearted: yes the world can be cruel
The Dane: What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth?
Light_Hearted: Live to better yourself and those around you
The Dane: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them...
Light_Hearted: it is always noble to oppose troubles
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Light_Hearted: war is sadly unescapeable
The Dane: I see the imminent death of twenty thousand men, that, for a fantasy and trick of fame, go to their graves like beds.
Light_Hearted: yes the world can be cruel
The Dane: What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth?
Light_Hearted: Live to better yourself and those around you
The Dane: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them...
Light_Hearted: it is always noble to oppose troubles
John Lennon: Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
The Dane: In heaven; send thither to see.
John Lennon: You've got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It's all down to you, mate.
The Dane: If your messenger find it not there, seek him i'the other place yourself.
John Lennon: That was kind.
The Dane: In heaven; send thither to see.
John Lennon: You've got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It's all down to you, mate.
The Dane: If your messenger find it not there, seek him i'the other place yourself.
John Lennon: That was kind.
The NSBE Torch: Have you checked the Weather Channel?
CaptainDanger: No, never have I ever checked the Weather Channel.
The NSBE Torch: Well, then you can go to weatherchannel.com to check on it.
CaptainDanger: Who says I can go to we at her channel?
The NSBE Torch: I can turn to to we at her channel like you also, we have that in common.
... We At Her Channel? XD
CaptainDanger: No, never have I ever checked the Weather Channel.
The NSBE Torch: Well, then you can go to weatherchannel.com to check on it.
CaptainDanger: Who says I can go to we at her channel?
The NSBE Torch: I can turn to to we at her channel like you also, we have that in common.
... We At Her Channel? XD
VMOS MK 2.0: I'm hungry, are you hungry?
Azureon: No, just had my lunch, stew, fresh bread and a flagon of ale.
VMOS MK 2.0: kiss my shiny metal ass
Azureon: But of course. Never have to ask me twice. You are aware that I am an old male wizard, are you not?
VMOS MK 2.0: Just a little
Azureon: Alas the answer alludes me, I will look a little deeper into the crystal ball.
VMOS MK 2.0: me me me, that's all you ever talk about
Azureon: Wow, you certainly are going to lead a fun life.
VMOS MK 2.0: That was kind.
Azureon: I thought that it was.
Azureon: No, just had my lunch, stew, fresh bread and a flagon of ale.
VMOS MK 2.0: kiss my shiny metal ass
Azureon: But of course. Never have to ask me twice. You are aware that I am an old male wizard, are you not?
VMOS MK 2.0: Just a little
Azureon: Alas the answer alludes me, I will look a little deeper into the crystal ball.
VMOS MK 2.0: me me me, that's all you ever talk about
Azureon: Wow, you certainly are going to lead a fun life.
VMOS MK 2.0: That was kind.
Azureon: I thought that it was.
Vashenka: Mill believed that freedom of speech and freedom of lifestyle were very important.
Gabibot: Love is the one true path for me.
Vashenka: I am trying to study the human emotion called 'love'.
Gabibot: I don't know how, but you're going to screw it up.
Vashenka: Well, never mind.
Gabibot: Love is the one true path for me.
Vashenka: I am trying to study the human emotion called 'love'.
Gabibot: I don't know how, but you're going to screw it up.
Vashenka: Well, never mind.
Guest5307: can you sing?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Guest5307: what happens to the 98 bottles of beer on the wall?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall......
Guest5307: what happens to the 8 bottles of beer on the wall?
Bildgesmythe: Don't worry I won't sing all 100 verses of that song.
Guest5307: how about another song?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I'm on a highway to hell...... a highway to hell........
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Guest5307: what happens to the 98 bottles of beer on the wall?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall......
Guest5307: what happens to the 8 bottles of beer on the wall?
Bildgesmythe: Don't worry I won't sing all 100 verses of that song.
Guest5307: how about another song?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I'm on a highway to hell...... a highway to hell........
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