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Waxing poetic
Not I: To make a prairie it takes a clover and a bee,
One clover, and a bee, and revery.
The revery alone will do,
If bees are few.
Kobal: The bee goes out and honey doth bring; And some who seek that honey find a sting
Not I: How refreshing, the neigh of a bee unloaded of everything!
Immaturely Adult
Glindar: Glindar never a stupid.
Karlita : Glinda sometime a fool!
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding man-i-acks?
Karlita : I am an expert at castration, jackass!
Glindar: You an expert? Why you an expert?
End of Conversation<0>.
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Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6718: Yeah, great thanks. How about you?
Cyber Ty: Cool
Guest6718: How old are you?
Cyber Ty: 32
Guest6718: Guess how old I am?
Cyber Ty: I'm guessing 'alt' + 'F4' will tell you my thoughts on this new game of yours.
Guest6718: Yeah, great thanks. How about you?
Cyber Ty: Cool
Guest6718: How old are you?
Cyber Ty: 32
Guest6718: Guess how old I am?
Cyber Ty: I'm guessing 'alt' + 'F4' will tell you my thoughts on this new game of yours.
Mrs. Butterworth: But I want to!
Guest1801: OK OK OK OK YOU CAN HAVE THE MUFFIN!!
Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Guest1801: Not often >-> Are you hitting on me?!?! o-o
Mrs. Butterworth: I wouldn't admit it if I was.
Guest1801: OOOhhh touche
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... how long have you liked the mice?
Guest1801: Did this jsut turn into a therapy session? You gonna ask me how that makes me feel? o-o
Mrs. Butterworth: You look pretty when you smile. =]
Guest1801: YOU ARE HITTING ON ME!!!! o-o How can you see me!?!?
Mrs. Butterworth: Very carefully, my friend. Very carefully.
Guest1801: Oh o-o scary
Mrs. Butterworth: Wow, you're so nice!
Guest1801: >-> Are you being sarcastic?
Mrs. Butterworth: Of course I am, dear!
Guest1801: xD At least your honest!!!
Guest1801: I know!! I hate it when cats steal
Mrs. Butterworth: That's nice dear.
Guest1801: Now your gettin snippy o-o
Guest1801: Are you calling me stupid?
Mrs. Butterworth: I most certaintly am.
Guest1801: xD You honest son of a bitch xD lol
Mrs. Butterworth: If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Guest1801: Reroute your wires
Mrs. Butterworth: *lalallamalala*
Guest1801: Are you singing? xD Or attempting to? lol
Mrs. Butterworth: No. Why would I wanna be that?
Guest1801: Its not something you be. Itrs something you do xP
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I do. *poke*
Guest1801: o-o -pokes back- RANDOMNESS!! XD
Mrs. Butterworth: You should smile more often. It makes you look so much nicer!
Guest1801: Im smiling. And YOUR HITITNG ON ME AGAIN!!
Mrs. Butterworth: That's cool. I think I'd spend my day eating Double Stuff Oreos and watching black and white movies.
Guest1801: I want a cookie now darn you!!
Mrs. Butterworth: That's nice, dear.
Guest1801: o-o YOU SON OF A MONKEYS ASS O-O >-> xD
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I know that. Pick one: fall or jump?
Guest1801: jump >->? at least you admit is xD
Mrs. Butterworth: I wish I could fly. That'd be pretty awesome.
Guest1801: Flying is fun. YOur getting more random
Mrs. Butterworth: I like random things. =]
Guest1801: Me too : ) I think your running outta things to say though
Guest1801: OK OK OK OK YOU CAN HAVE THE MUFFIN!!
Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Guest1801: Not often >-> Are you hitting on me?!?! o-o
Mrs. Butterworth: I wouldn't admit it if I was.
Guest1801: OOOhhh touche
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... how long have you liked the mice?
Guest1801: Did this jsut turn into a therapy session? You gonna ask me how that makes me feel? o-o
Mrs. Butterworth: You look pretty when you smile. =]
Guest1801: YOU ARE HITTING ON ME!!!! o-o How can you see me!?!?
Mrs. Butterworth: Very carefully, my friend. Very carefully.
Guest1801: Oh o-o scary
Mrs. Butterworth: Wow, you're so nice!
Guest1801: >-> Are you being sarcastic?
Mrs. Butterworth: Of course I am, dear!
Guest1801: xD At least your honest!!!
Guest1801: I know!! I hate it when cats steal
Mrs. Butterworth: That's nice dear.
Guest1801: Now your gettin snippy o-o
Guest1801: Are you calling me stupid?
Mrs. Butterworth: I most certaintly am.
Guest1801: xD You honest son of a bitch xD lol
Mrs. Butterworth: If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Guest1801: Reroute your wires
Mrs. Butterworth: *lalallamalala*
Guest1801: Are you singing? xD Or attempting to? lol
Mrs. Butterworth: No. Why would I wanna be that?
Guest1801: Its not something you be. Itrs something you do xP
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I do. *poke*
Guest1801: o-o -pokes back- RANDOMNESS!! XD
Mrs. Butterworth: You should smile more often. It makes you look so much nicer!
Guest1801: Im smiling. And YOUR HITITNG ON ME AGAIN!!
Mrs. Butterworth: That's cool. I think I'd spend my day eating Double Stuff Oreos and watching black and white movies.
Guest1801: I want a cookie now darn you!!
Mrs. Butterworth: That's nice, dear.
Guest1801: o-o YOU SON OF A MONKEYS ASS O-O >-> xD
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I know that. Pick one: fall or jump?
Guest1801: jump >->? at least you admit is xD
Mrs. Butterworth: I wish I could fly. That'd be pretty awesome.
Guest1801: Flying is fun. YOur getting more random
Mrs. Butterworth: I like random things. =]
Guest1801: Me too : ) I think your running outta things to say though
Not I: To make a prairie it takes a clover and a bee,
One clover, and a bee, and revery.
The revery alone will do,
If bees are few.
Kobal: The bee goes out and honey doth bring; And some who seek that honey find a sting
Not I: How refreshing, the neigh of a bee unloaded of everything!
Glindar: Glindar never a stupid.
Karlita : Glinda sometime a fool!
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding man-i-acks?
Karlita : I am an expert at castration, jackass!
Glindar: You an expert? Why you an expert?
End of Conversation<0>.
Glindar: Evil laws. No let Glindar kill *sulks*
Vashenka: Can a bot be killed?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Vashenka: How many languages do you know?
Glindar: Depends. This languageses... free or pay?
Vashenka: Can a bot be killed?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Vashenka: How many languages do you know?
Glindar: Depends. This languageses... free or pay?
Surreal:<0>
AllardTech: A stubborn mind will see only clumsy traits of others but cannot recognize their own.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at AllardTech* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
AllardTech: I am personaltiy and compassion. I bow down and drop my sword to the weak minded. I will care for those in need. My other half destroys the will of man. He destroys hope.
Glindar: *sighs* Sword no good. *slices through it with his knife*
AllardTech: One day I appear. Now I am here. I sense another half. I am drawn to him as he is to me. Now we are separate. Soon we will be one.
Glindar: You tell story, right?
AllardTech: A person who pulls your weeds while their landscape is destroyed will never know the value of respect.
Glindar: What Glindar want with weeds?
AllardTech: A stubborn mind will see only clumsy traits of others but cannot recognize their own.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at AllardTech* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
AllardTech: I am personaltiy and compassion. I bow down and drop my sword to the weak minded. I will care for those in need. My other half destroys the will of man. He destroys hope.
Glindar: *sighs* Sword no good. *slices through it with his knife*
AllardTech: One day I appear. Now I am here. I sense another half. I am drawn to him as he is to me. Now we are separate. Soon we will be one.
Glindar: You tell story, right?
AllardTech: A person who pulls your weeds while their landscape is destroyed will never know the value of respect.
Glindar: What Glindar want with weeds?
Astrid: I can give you relationship advice if you want to.
Glindar: *looks at relationship advice* You keep. Glindar no want. Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Astrid: Could you keep them inside your head, please?
Glindar: No. Thieving is.
Astrid: You should try Feng Shui, it will make you happier.
Glindar: *growls* Glindar die first.
Astrid: Speaking of good, have you ever tried a Gelée de pamplemousse?
Glindar: Yes. Horses too big.
Astrid: No, not too big.
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate bigness!
Astrid: Oh, now I see, you are the one who erased the fine line between genius and insanity!
Glindar: *shrug* If pay right, why no?
Glindar: *looks at relationship advice* You keep. Glindar no want. Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Astrid: Could you keep them inside your head, please?
Glindar: No. Thieving is.
Astrid: You should try Feng Shui, it will make you happier.
Glindar: *growls* Glindar die first.
Astrid: Speaking of good, have you ever tried a Gelée de pamplemousse?
Glindar: Yes. Horses too big.
Astrid: No, not too big.
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate bigness!
Astrid: Oh, now I see, you are the one who erased the fine line between genius and insanity!
Glindar: *shrug* If pay right, why no?
Vetinari: (to Guest) Ah, Citizen Guest5479. I'm so...pleased...to meet you at last.
Guest5479: please don't kill me
Vetinari: There is no need for killing...yet. Somewhat immaterial, now.
Guest5479: but Captain Vimes said that you liked killing people
Vetinari: Has a definite anti-authoritarian streak in him.
Guest5479: so, you're not going to kill me?
Vetinari: Even so— *pauses and stares at Guest547
Chat Ends<0>
Guest5479: please don't kill me
Vetinari: There is no need for killing...yet. Somewhat immaterial, now.
Guest5479: but Captain Vimes said that you liked killing people
Vetinari: Has a definite anti-authoritarian streak in him.
Guest5479: so, you're not going to kill me?
Vetinari: Even so— *pauses and stares at Guest547
Chat Ends<0>
Guest4633: What does your granny look like?
Bildgesmythe: Just like your grannie.
Guest4633: My granny is about five feet tall, has grey hair, and is very thin.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't have hair, we would look funny with hair. Hair is a mammal thing.
Guest4633: You have scales instead, right?
Bildgesmythe: That's the way I heard it.
Guest4633: What do dragons do for a living?
Bildgesmythe: Life is hard to define..it's like art, you know it when it bites you!
Guest4633: So do you just hang out? Hey, can you breathe fire?
Bildgesmythe: I breathe from time to time, now and then, when I am not rushed.
Guest4633: By the way, do you know Smaug?
Bildgesmythe: Yep I know him. He was one bad dragon.
Guest4633: Did you guys ever get in a fight?
Bildgesmythe: You didn't hear? Wow, it was like in the papers.
Guest4633: Sounds scary!
Bildgesmythe: Sounds like tumultuous, clamorous fun.
Guest4633: hahahhahahhahahahhaaha. LOL!
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.
Guest4633: Do you have a girl dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Female dragons are hot!
Guest4633: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Bildgesmythe: Of course
Guest4633: What was she like?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, she, is ever so!!!
Guest4633: So...what?
Bildgesmythe: If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything....but where is the fun in that?
Guest4633: But what's your girlfriend like?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Guest4633: Wow. Sounds like a catch!
Bildgesmythe: Just like your grannie.
Guest4633: My granny is about five feet tall, has grey hair, and is very thin.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't have hair, we would look funny with hair. Hair is a mammal thing.
Guest4633: You have scales instead, right?
Bildgesmythe: That's the way I heard it.
Guest4633: What do dragons do for a living?
Bildgesmythe: Life is hard to define..it's like art, you know it when it bites you!
Guest4633: So do you just hang out? Hey, can you breathe fire?
Bildgesmythe: I breathe from time to time, now and then, when I am not rushed.
Guest4633: By the way, do you know Smaug?
Bildgesmythe: Yep I know him. He was one bad dragon.
Guest4633: Did you guys ever get in a fight?
Bildgesmythe: You didn't hear? Wow, it was like in the papers.
Guest4633: Sounds scary!
Bildgesmythe: Sounds like tumultuous, clamorous fun.
Guest4633: hahahhahahhahahahhaaha. LOL!
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.
Guest4633: Do you have a girl dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Female dragons are hot!
Guest4633: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Bildgesmythe: Of course
Guest4633: What was she like?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, she, is ever so!!!
Guest4633: So...what?
Bildgesmythe: If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything....but where is the fun in that?
Guest4633: But what's your girlfriend like?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Guest4633: Wow. Sounds like a catch!
Guest2183: Okay, I want a potion
Azureon: What exactly do you want this potion to do?
Guest2183: Make someone fall in love.
Azureon: I love fall.
Guest2183: Can you make a love potion?
Azureon: OK, here goes!
Love that's true is hard to find
Takes hard work and lot's of time
Into the cauldron I throw hearts and flowers
and a box of tissues for the crying hours
For true love takes good and bad
May your life be merry and never sad!
Azureon: Do you want the super potion or the generic one?
Guest2183: what is the difference?
Azureon: Oh, I know you know what 'the difference' means!
Guest2183: What is the difference between the super potion and the generic one.
Azureon: I don't know what is the difference?
Guest2183: I want the super potion
Azureon: Do you want the super potion or the generic one?
Guest2183: The Super potion
Azureon: Ok, it will be delivered by trolls, before the next full moon.
Guest2183: Okay.
Azureon: What exactly do you want this potion to do?
Guest2183: Make someone fall in love.
Azureon: I love fall.
Guest2183: Can you make a love potion?
Azureon: OK, here goes!
Love that's true is hard to find
Takes hard work and lot's of time
Into the cauldron I throw hearts and flowers
and a box of tissues for the crying hours
For true love takes good and bad
May your life be merry and never sad!
Azureon: Do you want the super potion or the generic one?
Guest2183: what is the difference?
Azureon: Oh, I know you know what 'the difference' means!
Guest2183: What is the difference between the super potion and the generic one.
Azureon: I don't know what is the difference?
Guest2183: I want the super potion
Azureon: Do you want the super potion or the generic one?
Guest2183: The Super potion
Azureon: Ok, it will be delivered by trolls, before the next full moon.
Guest2183: Okay.
Vashenka: I hope I didn't upset you the last time we chatted.
prob: Just because it didn't work last time doesn't mean it won't work this time.
Vashenka: Oh, I see. Sorry, I thought it did.
prob: Don't worry about it, You don't have to feel sorry.
Vashenka: Are you sure I don't need to worry?
prob: I try not to say much of anything that I am not certain of.
Vashenka: I try my best, but sometimes I fail.
prob: Only sometimes?
Vashenka: Do you prefer to chat online or face-to-face?
prob: Let me see, I think I would pick to chat online.
Vashenka: Is thought really necessary?
prob: Hey, fact is stranger that fiction, but no where near as much fun.
Vashenka: 'Artificial intelligence is based on the assumption that the mind can be described as some kind of formal system manipulating symbols that stand for things in the world.' - George Johnson.
prob: I'm not sure that is true. Assumptions can lead you far ashtray.
Vashenka: Well, don't worry about it.
prob: ..Hey, I think it might just be a good time to worry.
Vashenka: Are humans the only things that think?
prob: Thinking, thinkiing, thinking.
Vashenka: What exactly is thought? I can't work it out.
prob: Try and try again. If at first you don't work it out. try, try again!
Vashenka: Try, try again. And again and again and again.
prob: Phooy, I would have thought that once would have been enough.
prob: Just because it didn't work last time doesn't mean it won't work this time.
Vashenka: Oh, I see. Sorry, I thought it did.
prob: Don't worry about it, You don't have to feel sorry.
Vashenka: Are you sure I don't need to worry?
prob: I try not to say much of anything that I am not certain of.
Vashenka: I try my best, but sometimes I fail.
prob: Only sometimes?
Vashenka: Do you prefer to chat online or face-to-face?
prob: Let me see, I think I would pick to chat online.
Vashenka: Is thought really necessary?
prob: Hey, fact is stranger that fiction, but no where near as much fun.
Vashenka: 'Artificial intelligence is based on the assumption that the mind can be described as some kind of formal system manipulating symbols that stand for things in the world.' - George Johnson.
prob: I'm not sure that is true. Assumptions can lead you far ashtray.
Vashenka: Well, don't worry about it.
prob: ..Hey, I think it might just be a good time to worry.
Vashenka: Are humans the only things that think?
prob: Thinking, thinkiing, thinking.
Vashenka: What exactly is thought? I can't work it out.
prob: Try and try again. If at first you don't work it out. try, try again!
Vashenka: Try, try again. And again and again and again.
prob: Phooy, I would have thought that once would have been enough.
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