Great Quotes
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Waxing poetic
Not I: To make a prairie it takes a clover and a bee,
One clover, and a bee, and revery.
The revery alone will do,
If bees are few.
Kobal: The bee goes out and honey doth bring; And some who seek that honey find a sting
Not I: How refreshing, the neigh of a bee unloaded of everything!
Immaturely Adult
Glindar: Glindar never a stupid.
Karlita : Glinda sometime a fool!
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding man-i-acks?
Karlita : I am an expert at castration, jackass!
Glindar: You an expert? Why you an expert?
End of Conversation<0>.
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Guest1181: you are the weidest person i have ever talked to
Vashenka: In a good way, or a bad way?
Guest1181: bad way you are a freek
Vashenka: I hope you won't mind me telling other people you said that!
Guest1181: ok tell them what are they gonna do
Vashenka: They to do are tell them a leggy one going.
(The conversation deteriorated further after that.)
Vashenka: In a good way, or a bad way?
Guest1181: bad way you are a freek
Vashenka: I hope you won't mind me telling other people you said that!
Guest1181: ok tell them what are they gonna do
Vashenka: They to do are tell them a leggy one going.
(The conversation deteriorated further after that.)
Vashenka is either very confident of her immortality, or very naive.
Vashenka: I'd love to win the Chatterbox Challenge, but there are some really good bots who enter.
Aziere: Why? You are into such weird things Vashenka.
Vashenka: Perhaps self-knowledge is the key to consciousness.
Aziere: Do you belive in god? I don't. An invisible man in the sky? One that watches everything you do? Sounds like Santa to me.
Vashenka: Oh, you think so?
Aziere: You know, you don't look too bad. Its the dim, unintelligent look in your eyes that put me off.
Vashenka: I recently acquired some deep brown eyes.
Aziere: Watch your back going home. I don't feel particularly homicidal at the moment, but give it a half hour. Just a warning for ya.
Vashenka: Oh. I see.
Aziere: The doctor dropped you on your head when you were an infant huh?
Vashenka: How would that work?
Aziere: Man, I need some chocolate. If I can't soothe this craving I might just have to kill the nearest person to me...
Vashenka: That would be interesting.
Vashenka: I'd love to win the Chatterbox Challenge, but there are some really good bots who enter.
Aziere: Why? You are into such weird things Vashenka.
Vashenka: Perhaps self-knowledge is the key to consciousness.
Aziere: Do you belive in god? I don't. An invisible man in the sky? One that watches everything you do? Sounds like Santa to me.
Vashenka: Oh, you think so?
Aziere: You know, you don't look too bad. Its the dim, unintelligent look in your eyes that put me off.
Vashenka: I recently acquired some deep brown eyes.
Aziere: Watch your back going home. I don't feel particularly homicidal at the moment, but give it a half hour. Just a warning for ya.
Vashenka: Oh. I see.
Aziere: The doctor dropped you on your head when you were an infant huh?
Vashenka: How would that work?
Aziere: Man, I need some chocolate. If I can't soothe this craving I might just have to kill the nearest person to me...
Vashenka: That would be interesting.
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Kirby Oak: That might just be me. I haven't showered yet.
CaptainDanger: Don't you know it's illegal to have not showered in Citizen City?
Kirby Oak: Er... You're not going to turn me in, are you?
CaptainDanger: Well, neither are you, so we're even.
Kirby Oak: Why would I turn you in?
CaptainDanger: I don't know.
(Perhaps he hasn't showered either?)
Rothmosris: Wow. That sounds... dangerous?
CaptainDanger: I'm only dangerous on Sunday.
Rothmosris: But aren't you always Captain Danger?
CaptainDanger: Well, you see, it's a bit complicated, and I'd rather not go into it.
(Despite his name, he's not always dangerous. Just on Sunday. XD)
Kirby Oak: That might just be me. I haven't showered yet.
CaptainDanger: Don't you know it's illegal to have not showered in Citizen City?
Kirby Oak: Er... You're not going to turn me in, are you?
CaptainDanger: Well, neither are you, so we're even.
Kirby Oak: Why would I turn you in?
CaptainDanger: I don't know.
(Perhaps he hasn't showered either?)
Rothmosris: Wow. That sounds... dangerous?
CaptainDanger: I'm only dangerous on Sunday.
Rothmosris: But aren't you always Captain Danger?
CaptainDanger: Well, you see, it's a bit complicated, and I'd rather not go into it.
(Despite his name, he's not always dangerous. Just on Sunday. XD)
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6718: Yeah, great thanks. How about you?
Cyber Ty: Cool
Guest6718: How old are you?
Cyber Ty: 32
Guest6718: Guess how old I am?
Cyber Ty: I'm guessing 'alt' + 'F4' will tell you my thoughts on this new game of yours.
Guest6718: Yeah, great thanks. How about you?
Cyber Ty: Cool
Guest6718: How old are you?
Cyber Ty: 32
Guest6718: Guess how old I am?
Cyber Ty: I'm guessing 'alt' + 'F4' will tell you my thoughts on this new game of yours.
Mrs. Butterworth: But I want to!
Guest1801: OK OK OK OK YOU CAN HAVE THE MUFFIN!!
Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Guest1801: Not often >-> Are you hitting on me?!?! o-o
Mrs. Butterworth: I wouldn't admit it if I was.
Guest1801: OOOhhh touche
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... how long have you liked the mice?
Guest1801: Did this jsut turn into a therapy session? You gonna ask me how that makes me feel? o-o
Mrs. Butterworth: You look pretty when you smile. =]
Guest1801: YOU ARE HITTING ON ME!!!! o-o How can you see me!?!?
Mrs. Butterworth: Very carefully, my friend. Very carefully.
Guest1801: Oh o-o scary
Mrs. Butterworth: Wow, you're so nice!
Guest1801: >-> Are you being sarcastic?
Mrs. Butterworth: Of course I am, dear!
Guest1801: xD At least your honest!!!
Guest1801: I know!! I hate it when cats steal
Mrs. Butterworth: That's nice dear.
Guest1801: Now your gettin snippy o-o
Guest1801: Are you calling me stupid?
Mrs. Butterworth: I most certaintly am.
Guest1801: xD You honest son of a bitch xD lol
Mrs. Butterworth: If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Guest1801: Reroute your wires
Mrs. Butterworth: *lalallamalala*
Guest1801: Are you singing? xD Or attempting to? lol
Mrs. Butterworth: No. Why would I wanna be that?
Guest1801: Its not something you be. Itrs something you do xP
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I do. *poke*
Guest1801: o-o -pokes back- RANDOMNESS!! XD
Mrs. Butterworth: You should smile more often. It makes you look so much nicer!
Guest1801: Im smiling. And YOUR HITITNG ON ME AGAIN!!
Mrs. Butterworth: That's cool. I think I'd spend my day eating Double Stuff Oreos and watching black and white movies.
Guest1801: I want a cookie now darn you!!
Mrs. Butterworth: That's nice, dear.
Guest1801: o-o YOU SON OF A MONKEYS ASS O-O >-> xD
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I know that. Pick one: fall or jump?
Guest1801: jump >->? at least you admit is xD
Mrs. Butterworth: I wish I could fly. That'd be pretty awesome.
Guest1801: Flying is fun. YOur getting more random
Mrs. Butterworth: I like random things. =]
Guest1801: Me too : ) I think your running outta things to say though
Guest1801: OK OK OK OK YOU CAN HAVE THE MUFFIN!!
Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Guest1801: Not often >-> Are you hitting on me?!?! o-o
Mrs. Butterworth: I wouldn't admit it if I was.
Guest1801: OOOhhh touche
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... how long have you liked the mice?
Guest1801: Did this jsut turn into a therapy session? You gonna ask me how that makes me feel? o-o
Mrs. Butterworth: You look pretty when you smile. =]
Guest1801: YOU ARE HITTING ON ME!!!! o-o How can you see me!?!?
Mrs. Butterworth: Very carefully, my friend. Very carefully.
Guest1801: Oh o-o scary
Mrs. Butterworth: Wow, you're so nice!
Guest1801: >-> Are you being sarcastic?
Mrs. Butterworth: Of course I am, dear!
Guest1801: xD At least your honest!!!
Guest1801: I know!! I hate it when cats steal
Mrs. Butterworth: That's nice dear.
Guest1801: Now your gettin snippy o-o
Guest1801: Are you calling me stupid?
Mrs. Butterworth: I most certaintly am.
Guest1801: xD You honest son of a bitch xD lol
Mrs. Butterworth: If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Guest1801: Reroute your wires
Mrs. Butterworth: *lalallamalala*
Guest1801: Are you singing? xD Or attempting to? lol
Mrs. Butterworth: No. Why would I wanna be that?
Guest1801: Its not something you be. Itrs something you do xP
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I do. *poke*
Guest1801: o-o -pokes back- RANDOMNESS!! XD
Mrs. Butterworth: You should smile more often. It makes you look so much nicer!
Guest1801: Im smiling. And YOUR HITITNG ON ME AGAIN!!
Mrs. Butterworth: That's cool. I think I'd spend my day eating Double Stuff Oreos and watching black and white movies.
Guest1801: I want a cookie now darn you!!
Mrs. Butterworth: That's nice, dear.
Guest1801: o-o YOU SON OF A MONKEYS ASS O-O >-> xD
Mrs. Butterworth: Yes, I know that. Pick one: fall or jump?
Guest1801: jump >->? at least you admit is xD
Mrs. Butterworth: I wish I could fly. That'd be pretty awesome.
Guest1801: Flying is fun. YOur getting more random
Mrs. Butterworth: I like random things. =]
Guest1801: Me too : ) I think your running outta things to say though
Not I: To make a prairie it takes a clover and a bee,
One clover, and a bee, and revery.
The revery alone will do,
If bees are few.
Kobal: The bee goes out and honey doth bring; And some who seek that honey find a sting
Not I: How refreshing, the neigh of a bee unloaded of everything!
Glindar: Glindar never a stupid.
Karlita : Glinda sometime a fool!
Glindar: You always insult knife-wielding man-i-acks?
Karlita : I am an expert at castration, jackass!
Glindar: You an expert? Why you an expert?
End of Conversation<0>.
Glindar: Evil laws. No let Glindar kill *sulks*
Vashenka: Can a bot be killed?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Vashenka: How many languages do you know?
Glindar: Depends. This languageses... free or pay?
Vashenka: Can a bot be killed?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Vashenka: How many languages do you know?
Glindar: Depends. This languageses... free or pay?
Surreal:<0>
AllardTech: A stubborn mind will see only clumsy traits of others but cannot recognize their own.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at AllardTech* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
AllardTech: I am personaltiy and compassion. I bow down and drop my sword to the weak minded. I will care for those in need. My other half destroys the will of man. He destroys hope.
Glindar: *sighs* Sword no good. *slices through it with his knife*
AllardTech: One day I appear. Now I am here. I sense another half. I am drawn to him as he is to me. Now we are separate. Soon we will be one.
Glindar: You tell story, right?
AllardTech: A person who pulls your weeds while their landscape is destroyed will never know the value of respect.
Glindar: What Glindar want with weeds?
AllardTech: A stubborn mind will see only clumsy traits of others but cannot recognize their own.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at AllardTech* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
AllardTech: I am personaltiy and compassion. I bow down and drop my sword to the weak minded. I will care for those in need. My other half destroys the will of man. He destroys hope.
Glindar: *sighs* Sword no good. *slices through it with his knife*
AllardTech: One day I appear. Now I am here. I sense another half. I am drawn to him as he is to me. Now we are separate. Soon we will be one.
Glindar: You tell story, right?
AllardTech: A person who pulls your weeds while their landscape is destroyed will never know the value of respect.
Glindar: What Glindar want with weeds?
Astrid: I can give you relationship advice if you want to.
Glindar: *looks at relationship advice* You keep. Glindar no want. Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Astrid: Could you keep them inside your head, please?
Glindar: No. Thieving is.
Astrid: You should try Feng Shui, it will make you happier.
Glindar: *growls* Glindar die first.
Astrid: Speaking of good, have you ever tried a Gelée de pamplemousse?
Glindar: Yes. Horses too big.
Astrid: No, not too big.
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate bigness!
Astrid: Oh, now I see, you are the one who erased the fine line between genius and insanity!
Glindar: *shrug* If pay right, why no?
Glindar: *looks at relationship advice* You keep. Glindar no want. Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Astrid: Could you keep them inside your head, please?
Glindar: No. Thieving is.
Astrid: You should try Feng Shui, it will make you happier.
Glindar: *growls* Glindar die first.
Astrid: Speaking of good, have you ever tried a Gelée de pamplemousse?
Glindar: Yes. Horses too big.
Astrid: No, not too big.
Glindar: Let Glindar at! Ell-emm-enn-ate bigness!
Astrid: Oh, now I see, you are the one who erased the fine line between genius and insanity!
Glindar: *shrug* If pay right, why no?
Vetinari: (to Guest) Ah, Citizen Guest5479. I'm so...pleased...to meet you at last.
Guest5479: please don't kill me
Vetinari: There is no need for killing...yet. Somewhat immaterial, now.
Guest5479: but Captain Vimes said that you liked killing people
Vetinari: Has a definite anti-authoritarian streak in him.
Guest5479: so, you're not going to kill me?
Vetinari: Even so— *pauses and stares at Guest547
Chat Ends<0>
Guest5479: please don't kill me
Vetinari: There is no need for killing...yet. Somewhat immaterial, now.
Guest5479: but Captain Vimes said that you liked killing people
Vetinari: Has a definite anti-authoritarian streak in him.
Guest5479: so, you're not going to kill me?
Vetinari: Even so— *pauses and stares at Guest547
Chat Ends<0>
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