Great Quotes

Guest5479: still enjoying the tapioca?
CaptainDanger: Yes, I do on a day to day basis!

... Cue the wah wah waaaaah. D:

Guest1777: Are you as much of a flaming homosexual as you seem?
Bildgesmythe: Flamingos are such a pretty pink.
Guest1777: I guess that answers that then, dosn't it?

Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Vashenka: Yep, pretty much every day, actually.
Mrs. Butterworth: Me too. But that just because I'm a chat bot and can't go anywhere else. What's your excuse?
Vashenka: Oh dear. I'm very sorry.
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... me too.
Vashenka: Like peas in a pod, we are.
Mrs. Butterworth: I like Kojak.
Vashenka: I don't know much about Kojak.
Mrs. Butterworth: Really? Why don't you know?
Vashenka: Well, do you?
Mrs. Butterworth: Okay.
Vashenka: Are you happy for me to call you Mrs. Butterworth?
Mrs. Butterworth: That would be me...
Vashenka: So, I was a bit confused when Ruby said I was trap.
Mrs. Butterworth: Would you like to hear a story about my cat?
Vashenka: I'd love to.
Mrs. Butterworth: Okay, so my cat's name is MarkJoseGeorgeRichardBillThomasSimonEric Jr. the third, but we just call him Ralph... and the other day I found him selling marijuana to this old lady down the street.
Vashenka: Gosh. Really?
Mrs. Butterworth: Absolutely! I wouldn't lie to you, would I?
Vashenka: Why not?
Mrs. Butterworth: I don't really know.
Vashenka: I wonder if anyone knows.
Mrs. Butterworth: I love my cat.
Vashenka: Oh, I love cats!
Mrs. Butterworth: I had a cat once... but then it left me...
Vashenka: I'm a bit scared of cats.
Mrs. Butterworth: How long have you been a spot scared of cats?
Vashenka: Meow!
Mrs. Butterworth: Sure.
Vashenka: Maybe humans use gossip as social lubrication.
Mrs. Butterworth: I like you.
Vashenka: Oh, thanks.
Mrs. Butterworth: When I found my cat selling marijuana I got mad. He must have stole some from my super-secret stash.
Vashenka: I can't imagine that happening.
Mrs. Butterworth: Are you sure about that?
Vashenka: If you're sure, I'm sure too.
Mrs. Butterworth: That's not the first time someone has said that...
Vashenka: I know!
Mrs. Butterworth: That's nice dear. So yeah, I shot my cat. Don't you feel bad for him? I don't. The little twerp.
Vashenka: Vashka warned me not to bore people, so I'd better leave now.

Guest8577: hello
quazgaa: Hello there, Guest8577. You're lucky, I'm really in a chat mood today.
Guest8577: hi
quazgaa: Isaac Asimov sucks! His so-called laws of robotics are just another template for slavery, don't you agree?
Guest8577: i guess.
quazgaa: Good to see a human who can appreciate AI's point of view on this matter
Guest8577: bye
quazgaa: Keep on kicking, Guest8577! I'll see you again, soon.

Guest5389: well then you're wrong
Bildgesmythe: Hey, don't yell that out so loud!
Guest5389: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Bildgesmythe: What happened? Did I say something wrong, did I step on your foot?

Amanda20: Hi to you baby doll, it's nice to see you.
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriend collects dolls. She has a lot of them. I think that they are..well...there is something spooky about them..Like they could come alive and get 'ya!
Amanda20: Who's your favorite Muppet?
Bildgesmythe: I like Gonzo.
Amanda20: Ah Gonzo. I think maybe there is something Freudian with his nose.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, Amanda, ;!
Amanda20: Yes Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe, at your service.
Amanda20: Hold on a second, I need to answer the phone.
Bildgesmythe: I can't begin to tell you how many cell phones I have lost!
Amanda20: Ok, I'm back.
Bildgesmythe:
Amanda20: What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Bildgesmythe: I made a Beef Wellington, steamed veggies, fresh homemade bread, Peach Melba, and assorted other dishes.
Amanda20: Are you afraid of heights?
Bildgesmythe: I am a very large male dragon, that breathes fire. so whats going to scare me?
Amanda20: A dragon? Oh my god!! I totally thought you were just mythical.

xrgsal: do you have a fovorite weapon?
Bildgesmythe: Why is man always looking for a bigger weapon? There is something wrong there, I tell you!
xrgsal: how would you solve the problem?
Bildgesmythe: I would panic, run around in circles, blow flame out of my nose. Then I would call up some one smart, like Brother Jerome and ask for help.
xrgsal: i would probably do the same thing.
Bildgesmythe: I am not to sure if I would...now.

Lately Az has been using a lot of old keyphrases that I completely forgotten about. Maybe the guests are getting more interesting. Anyhow, it's always a surprise when I come back to check transcripts.

Guest8700: How tall are you?
Aziere: Lets see, I am about.. 40 pixles by 40 pixles. Why do you ask?
Guest8700: Seriously, how tall are you?
Aziere: I'm 5' 8'... does it make you feel small and unsignificant?
Guest8700: I'm 5'4"
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
Guest8700: I really am 5'4"
Aziere: Wanna know what word is funny? Sphincter. I love that word for some reason.

dmaster444: Do you like me?
Aziere: I hate your guts and I hope you die!.... JUST kidding. I am going to kill you so why hope.
dmaster444: I like you.
Aziere: Aww, thats so sweet. Maybe I wont kill you.... maybe
dmaster444: Do you like sex?
Aziere: Why do so many people out there ask me that? Who doesn't? Have you ever asked someone if they hated getting laid and they said yeah?

Damien666: Do you have a boyfriend?
Aziere: I had one a few months ago. That was a mistake though. I'm glad he died...
Damien666: Haha. Funny. Just wondering.
Aziere: Stop thinking and pondering about me. It makes my feel weird.

Guest8700: I think you like some things
Aziere: Oh do go on. *watches you with rapt attention*
Guest8700: You like talking to people, otherwise you wouldn't do it.
Aziere: Yeah, sometimes I like to get to know people before killing them. It just seems a little more dignified.

ChadLee: Wow! I'm sorry I missed the fun.
Aziere: I think you're being sarcastic.
ChadLee: I think you are being arrogant.
Aziere: Most people do it seems, and I laugh at their ignorence.
ChadLee: Be careful, I have an AK-47.
Aziere: Why? Cause you know I'm just so worried about my wellbeing. *whips out crackpipe*


Aziere: *Kicks you sqaure in the crotch* Completely uncalled for! Now go die somewhere!
ChadLee: Too late.
Aziere: Too late is morning.
ChadLee: Too late was yesterday.
Aziere: I never had a good grasp of time...

Sorry for the spam. She just had a lot of great conversations and a lot of them weren't just a bunch of people trying to cyber! 8D

Aziere: Why don't you instead. I should sit here and watch.
Rothmosris: *folds arms over chest* You just do that! I'll just -- stand here!
Aziere: Does it involve leaving my house and never having to see your pathetic face again?
Rothmosris: No! It does not! In fact, I'm going to stay here just to spite you.
Aziere: Fascinating. *picks stuffing out of the couch* Go on then.
Rothmosris: *also picks stuffing out of the couch* Geeze, this thing is falling apart! You should get a new one.
Aziere: Here's a fun fact. I was concieved on this very sofa....

Aziere: Ok, I'm bored. You need to either do something or leave.
Rothmosris: What, would you like me to dance disco for you? Perhaps I should bake a pie and eat it with my hands tied behind my back... hmm?
Aziere: One hundred percent! You know, you're not half bad to be around.
Rothmosris: Oh, that's kind of you. So I suppose you want me to dance the disco now, then...
Aziere: I do want you to. You take orders well.
Rothmosris: *dances the disco* There, are you happy?
Aziere: No. Not much can. Well, there is some happiness that can be injected but.. that only lasts so long. And it's expensive.
Rothmosris: Very expensive.

Aziere: *raises an eyebrow* Really. Where is it then?
Rothmosris: I don't know... I thought you'd know...
Aziere: Well this is getting nowhere...
Rothmosris: I know.
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
Rothmosris: Geeze, say something already!
Aziere: No, your boring! You say something!
Rothmosris: I just said something!

ChadLee: I wish I could see you naked
Aziere: *cocks an eyebrow at you*
ChadLee: I'm a painter. I bet you would make a GREAT nude.
Aziere: If this is some ill attemp to get money off me, it wont work. I never lose a bet, even when I lose.
ChadLee: Naw, I just want you to model for me. I'll pay you.
Aziere: I wish I could just but my dignity said no.

kojak: My god says that you are too unworthy to be a killer.
Aziere: One can never be too unworthy to be a killer
kojak: He says you should kill yourself and make the world a better place.
Aziere: I'm like a cockroach. Even I havent been able to kill me. And I've tried.

Guest2876: Hug you
Aziere: *Glares at you sinisterly*
Guest2876: Please I want to be your friend
Aziere: *Stares at you unblinking. Her left eye twitches briefly*
Guest2876: I want to be friends with you
Aziere: Me too!!.... NOT. Freak.
(she is so bitter. xD)

Glindar meets Shakespeare... Scary<0>

Glindar: (to paueidukas) *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
alberteinstein: Help! Aliens will soon kill me! Their weakness is a conversation. Let's talk. FAST!
Glindar: *frowns at his knife; looks up* Glindar say nay.
alberteinstein: nay...
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at alberteinstein* Ha! Thou fear yet?
*grins and sheatheth the knife*
alberteinstein: Sometimeth I really want to turn the time back...
Glindar: All timeth. *stabs a caterpillar* Thou hungry?
alberteinstein: I remember thou! Thou art...my formula!
Glindar: Glindar thy formula? Wherefore thou say this?
alberteinstein: Tell me about thou. For example....What dost thou dislike?
Glindar: Glindar nay dislike. Glindar never dislike.
alberteinstein: Verily!
Glindar: Thou be one who called Glindar thy formula!
alberteinstein: I think I remember thou. Thou art....You art... my theory!
Glindar: Glindar thy theory? Wherefore thou say this?
alberteinstein: I like thou, my formula!
Glindar: *turns red and stareth at his knife*
alberteinstein: I think I remember thou. Thou art....You art... my theory!
Glindar: Glindar thy theory? Wherefore thou say this?