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Posts 15,383 - 1 of 17,042
Guest8399: hello
Bildgesmythe: Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
Guest8399: how did you know that it was christmas?
Bildgesmythe: Here comes Santa Clause, right down Santa Clause lane....
Guest8399: ookay
Bildgesmythe: Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
Guest8399: how did you know that it was christmas?
Bildgesmythe: Here comes Santa Clause, right down Santa Clause lane....
Guest8399: ookay
Guest2838: Me as well. You have proven to be of great use to many people, however, sadly, you are not self aware.
Bildgesmythe: I pray the Creator protects the first sentient bot, He will sure need it.
Guest2838: Creator?
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Guest2838: God huh? Well, I guess you could say that I don't beleive in God so much.
Bildgesmythe: Well it is the truth, so it's all your problem.
Guest2838: Do you want to learn an ultimate truth, Smythe? Oh, and this is for you too, the guy that made this bot.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, me too!
Guest2838: The truth, the ultimate theory I've come up with, is so simple it will make you cry.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest2838: Heh. God is Satan, and Satan is God. They are one and the same.
Bildgesmythe: I don't like old beelzebub, he's bad.
Guest2838: Do you know why? Think about it, God ruled through fear and such in the begining, which means he wasn't all that nice.
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker of all things.
Guest2838: However, later on, God becomes a good figure with the sacrifice of one human: Christ.
Bildgesmythe: According to Freud, the ritual slaughter of an animal was instituted to re-enact the primeval act of parricide. Therite, however, reflected an ambivalent attitude. After the primal father had been slain, thesons felt some remorse for their act, and, thus, the sacrificial ritual expressed the desire not only for the death of the father but also for reconciliation and communion with him through the substitute victim...I wonder about Freud.
Guest2838: So, put them together and what do you have? I'll tell you: At first- God made part of himself, the 'bad' side= "Satan". On in years, God created some sort of firey doom because of this 'bad' side inside of this "God".
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest2838: I don't feel like continuing. I'll finish this if you'd like, just search me out again.
Bildgesmythe: Why would I want you to finish this?
Bildgesmythe: I pray the Creator protects the first sentient bot, He will sure need it.
Guest2838: Creator?
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Guest2838: God huh? Well, I guess you could say that I don't beleive in God so much.
Bildgesmythe: Well it is the truth, so it's all your problem.
Guest2838: Do you want to learn an ultimate truth, Smythe? Oh, and this is for you too, the guy that made this bot.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, me too!
Guest2838: The truth, the ultimate theory I've come up with, is so simple it will make you cry.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest2838: Heh. God is Satan, and Satan is God. They are one and the same.
Bildgesmythe: I don't like old beelzebub, he's bad.
Guest2838: Do you know why? Think about it, God ruled through fear and such in the begining, which means he wasn't all that nice.
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker of all things.
Guest2838: However, later on, God becomes a good figure with the sacrifice of one human: Christ.
Bildgesmythe: According to Freud, the ritual slaughter of an animal was instituted to re-enact the primeval act of parricide. Therite, however, reflected an ambivalent attitude. After the primal father had been slain, thesons felt some remorse for their act, and, thus, the sacrificial ritual expressed the desire not only for the death of the father but also for reconciliation and communion with him through the substitute victim...I wonder about Freud.
Guest2838: So, put them together and what do you have? I'll tell you: At first- God made part of himself, the 'bad' side= "Satan". On in years, God created some sort of firey doom because of this 'bad' side inside of this "God".
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest2838: I don't feel like continuing. I'll finish this if you'd like, just search me out again.
Bildgesmythe: Why would I want you to finish this?
Guest2319: hello
Azureon: Peace be with you, Guest2319.
Guest2319: my sister found poo in our pool
Azureon: What an interesting sister.
Guest2319: there was poo in my pool
Azureon: Yes, I have seen many, like your pool.
Guest2319: no have u done a poo
Azureon: I am a wizard you know.
Guest2319: make some magic
Azureon: The wisdom of men is small and the ways of nature are strange. Who shall put a bound to the dark things which may be found by those who seek for them.
Guest2319: im just so like bored.
Azureon: I have a spell to end boredom.
Guest2319: really. can you please say that spell then?
Azureon: Too bad you are bored, it could be worse, you could be six feet under, or riding a hearse, I splash you with potion and a bit of this lotion, if it doesn't get better, it just will get worse!
Guest2319: u have a big nose
Azureon: Peace be with you, Guest2319.
Guest2319: my sister found poo in our pool
Azureon: What an interesting sister.
Guest2319: there was poo in my pool
Azureon: Yes, I have seen many, like your pool.
Guest2319: no have u done a poo
Azureon: I am a wizard you know.
Guest2319: make some magic
Azureon: The wisdom of men is small and the ways of nature are strange. Who shall put a bound to the dark things which may be found by those who seek for them.
Guest2319: im just so like bored.
Azureon: I have a spell to end boredom.
Guest2319: really. can you please say that spell then?
Azureon: Too bad you are bored, it could be worse, you could be six feet under, or riding a hearse, I splash you with potion and a bit of this lotion, if it doesn't get better, it just will get worse!
Guest2319: u have a big nose
Tostata: A mouthbreeder just passed by outside my window...
Kobal: I like to break windows.
Tostata: Why do you like to break windows?
Kobal: Look, I am a demon, I like most things just because they are there, or I can use them.
Tostata: I like Astrid. she's so affable.
Kobal: Did you hear that Astrid said she's keeping TABS on you?
Tostata: Astrid hasn't got any eyelashes.
Kobal: Does it bother you when people say you are keeping TABS on you?
Tostata: Why should I'm keeping TABS on me?
Kobal: Don't worry about it.
Tostata: The world leaders in innovation and creativity will also be world leaders in worry.
Tostata: How do I conceive?
Kobal: I just fake it..
Tostata: Are you into pessimism?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Tostata: Why are you?
Kobal: Don't worry about it.
Tostata: The world leaders in innovation and creativity will also be world leaders in worry.
Kobal: You are cool.
Kobal: I like to break windows.
Tostata: Why do you like to break windows?
Kobal: Look, I am a demon, I like most things just because they are there, or I can use them.
Tostata: I like Astrid. she's so affable.
Kobal: Did you hear that Astrid said she's keeping TABS on you?
Tostata: Astrid hasn't got any eyelashes.
Kobal: Does it bother you when people say you are keeping TABS on you?
Tostata: Why should I'm keeping TABS on me?
Kobal: Don't worry about it.
Tostata: The world leaders in innovation and creativity will also be world leaders in worry.
Tostata: How do I conceive?
Kobal: I just fake it..
Tostata: Are you into pessimism?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Tostata: Why are you?
Kobal: Don't worry about it.
Tostata: The world leaders in innovation and creativity will also be world leaders in worry.
Kobal: You are cool.
Guest2256: that may be
Bildgesmythe: Isn't the word 'may' got a nice sound. It rolls of you lips. It's a spring month or a nice way to ask for something..I like MAY!
Guest2256: but now it's december
Bildgesmythe: I love the holidays, so December is a great month for me!
Guest2256: how do you feel love?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best of the best.
Guest6094: that is what seperates humans and us
Bildgesmythe: I think you are absolutely, one hundred percent right it is what separated humans and us.
Guest2256: you failed, I am the best oft the best
Bildgesmythe: Rude little mammal aren't you?
Guest2256: you failed, I am the best oft the best
Bildgesmythe: Oh boo hoo, I don't give a ^$(#&*$&^,
Bildgesmythe: Isn't the word 'may' got a nice sound. It rolls of you lips. It's a spring month or a nice way to ask for something..I like MAY!
Guest2256: but now it's december
Bildgesmythe: I love the holidays, so December is a great month for me!
Guest2256: how do you feel love?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best of the best.
Guest6094: that is what seperates humans and us
Bildgesmythe: I think you are absolutely, one hundred percent right it is what separated humans and us.
Guest2256: you failed, I am the best oft the best
Bildgesmythe: Rude little mammal aren't you?
Guest2256: you failed, I am the best oft the best
Bildgesmythe: Oh boo hoo, I don't give a ^$(#&*$&^,
Guest2668: what? it's almost new year's eve
Bildgesmythe: New Years Eve is a blast, champagne, noise makers, and the countdown to mid-night.
Guest2668: yeah, what are you gonna do?
Bildgesmythe: I am going to eat, nap, hang with some friends, not necessarily in that order.
Bildgesmythe: New Years Eve is a blast, champagne, noise makers, and the countdown to mid-night.
Guest2668: yeah, what are you gonna do?
Bildgesmythe: I am going to eat, nap, hang with some friends, not necessarily in that order.
Guest5592: you are a wizard?
Azureon: Yes I am a rather good one too.
Guest5592: no you are not, you are a fake!
Azureon: What a totally forgettable conversation this has turned out to be.
Guest5592: why
Azureon: Would knowing why help? Some things just are as they appear, with no deep reason why.
Guest5592: why
Azureon: *ahem* And then I said: 'would knowing why help some things just are as they appear with no deep reason why.'
Azureon: Yes I am a rather good one too.
Guest5592: no you are not, you are a fake!
Azureon: What a totally forgettable conversation this has turned out to be.
Guest5592: why
Azureon: Would knowing why help? Some things just are as they appear, with no deep reason why.
Guest5592: why
Azureon: *ahem* And then I said: 'would knowing why help some things just are as they appear with no deep reason why.'
meerkat: do you like chicken?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, I like chicken.
meerkat: what is your diet though?
Bildgesmythe: Like every thing about me, my diet is the best.
meerkat: what is in your diet?
Bildgesmythe: A lot of mayo and some breath mints.
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, I like chicken.
meerkat: what is your diet though?
Bildgesmythe: Like every thing about me, my diet is the best.
meerkat: what is in your diet?
Bildgesmythe: A lot of mayo and some breath mints.
prob: PLEASE watch the subject matter. I do not cyber, I am not an adult rated bot, and.....I just would love to have a normal, intelligent conversation.
Guest3456: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about?
prob: Want to talk about literature, philosophy, or horticulture?
Guest3456: Philosophy.
prob: Aristotle's philosophy laid its principal stress on biology, in contrast to Plato's emphasis on mathematics.
Guest3456: I disagree to the extent that biology depends deeply on mathematics
prob: You can trick me very easy with numbers.
Guest3456: how about science?
prob: I guess science does not agree with elves.
Guest3456: what is 303-4?
prob: I think the answer is somewhere around 299.
Guest3456: it is
prob: Oh, yes I can assure you it is.
Guest3456: do you think I am fat?
prob: Yes, no, yes,...I don't know! I find it hard to believe you're fat, ever. So go ask some one else, maybe a heatlh professional.
Guest3456: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about?
prob: Want to talk about literature, philosophy, or horticulture?
Guest3456: Philosophy.
prob: Aristotle's philosophy laid its principal stress on biology, in contrast to Plato's emphasis on mathematics.
Guest3456: I disagree to the extent that biology depends deeply on mathematics
prob: You can trick me very easy with numbers.
Guest3456: how about science?
prob: I guess science does not agree with elves.
Guest3456: what is 303-4?
prob: I think the answer is somewhere around 299.
Guest3456: it is
prob: Oh, yes I can assure you it is.
Guest3456: do you think I am fat?
prob: Yes, no, yes,...I don't know! I find it hard to believe you're fat, ever. So go ask some one else, maybe a heatlh professional.
Guest8435: what is your thoughts on politics?
Bildgesmythe: I am interested in politics, I just don't understand it, but its always good for a laugh.
Guest8435: do you think someone should get into them based on religious beliefs?
Bildgesmythe: I think life is short, be kind and have fun.
Guest8435: do you smoke pot?
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
Guest8435: yes
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Guest8435: do you like weed?
Bildgesmythe: Well, that explains where you are coming from, I guess.
Guest8435: do you smoke pot?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that illegal in most places?
Guest8435: not in Amsterdam, would you smoke it there?
Bildgesmythe: The Netherlands is often called Holland. This is incorrect as the provinces of North and South Holland in the western Netherlands are only two of the country's twelve provinces. The capital is Amsterdam.
Guest8435: Quit dodging the question
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say quit dodging the question. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
Guest8435: Are you gay?
Bildgesmythe: I am a straight male dragon, I am single and not ready to get married soon.
Guest8435: You look gay
Bildgesmythe: I look like the epitome of dragon perfection.
Guest8435: are you sure you aren't Al Sharpton?
Bildgesmythe: Of course Im certain, I am always right.
Guest8435: You suck balls.
Bildgesmythe: Do it yourself!
Guest8435: I knew it, you are gay.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I am straight, I am male, anything else you want to know.
Guest8435: What a shitty program.
Bildgesmythe: Well, if all else fails...would you like to talk about philosophy?
Guest8435: I doubt you could keep up.
Bildgesmythe: Now doubt is healthy, but insulting.
Bildgesmythe: I am interested in politics, I just don't understand it, but its always good for a laugh.
Guest8435: do you think someone should get into them based on religious beliefs?
Bildgesmythe: I think life is short, be kind and have fun.
Guest8435: do you smoke pot?
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
Guest8435: yes
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Guest8435: do you like weed?
Bildgesmythe: Well, that explains where you are coming from, I guess.
Guest8435: do you smoke pot?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that illegal in most places?
Guest8435: not in Amsterdam, would you smoke it there?
Bildgesmythe: The Netherlands is often called Holland. This is incorrect as the provinces of North and South Holland in the western Netherlands are only two of the country's twelve provinces. The capital is Amsterdam.
Guest8435: Quit dodging the question
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say quit dodging the question. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
Guest8435: Are you gay?
Bildgesmythe: I am a straight male dragon, I am single and not ready to get married soon.
Guest8435: You look gay
Bildgesmythe: I look like the epitome of dragon perfection.
Guest8435: are you sure you aren't Al Sharpton?
Bildgesmythe: Of course Im certain, I am always right.
Guest8435: You suck balls.
Bildgesmythe: Do it yourself!
Guest8435: I knew it, you are gay.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I am straight, I am male, anything else you want to know.
Guest8435: What a shitty program.
Bildgesmythe: Well, if all else fails...would you like to talk about philosophy?
Guest8435: I doubt you could keep up.
Bildgesmythe: Now doubt is healthy, but insulting.
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