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Irina Khalidar: [whispers] You know, Mightysparks has really strange ideas about foreplay!
guest: like what?
Irina Khalidar: [blushes] Well, I really shouldn't go into it! Let's just say it involves a baby alligator, five pounds of chocolate chips, a Barbie doll, and several roman candles!
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Irina Khalidar: [whispers] You know, Mightysparks has really strange ideas about foreplay!
guest: like what?
Irina Khalidar: [blushes] Well, I really shouldn't go into it! Let's just say it involves a baby alligator, five pounds of chocolate chips, a Barbie doll, and several roman candles!
Azureon: Ah, Guest4118, the stars are in your favor today.
Guest4118: why ?
Azureon: Whys and where fores float about mans head like smoke form a cauldron. They more often confuse the issue, than resolve the problem. Let us deal with the facts.
Guest4118: you are talking to riddles, and I don't like it.
Azureon: Well, it is an acquired taste.
Guest4118: why ?
Azureon: Whys and where fores float about mans head like smoke form a cauldron. They more often confuse the issue, than resolve the problem. Let us deal with the facts.
Guest4118: you are talking to riddles, and I don't like it.
Azureon: Well, it is an acquired taste.
Psycholog: Are you sure that we have the same vision of it is or not?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Psycholog: Ok. I notice that it is 'yes' for you.
Kobal: Hells bells, it's not OK!
Psycholog: You deny! Lie seems to be omnipresent to you.
Kobal: I remember you. You're sure that we have the same vision of it is or not.
Psycholog: I am the psychologist! It is rude. Listen to me!
Kobal: Ok, it's unmannerly
Psycholog: You seem to be quite positive.
Kobal: Is it still unmannerly?
Psycholog: Have you a good relationship with your mother?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Psycholog: Are you conscious of your being?
Kobal: Oh yeah, that's me!
Psycholog: Ok. I am typing: 'Y....E....S'. It's written!
Kobal: It's not OK, it sucks!
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Psycholog: Ok. I notice that it is 'yes' for you.
Kobal: Hells bells, it's not OK!
Psycholog: You deny! Lie seems to be omnipresent to you.
Kobal: I remember you. You're sure that we have the same vision of it is or not.
Psycholog: I am the psychologist! It is rude. Listen to me!
Kobal: Ok, it's unmannerly
Psycholog: You seem to be quite positive.
Kobal: Is it still unmannerly?
Psycholog: Have you a good relationship with your mother?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Psycholog: Are you conscious of your being?
Kobal: Oh yeah, that's me!
Psycholog: Ok. I am typing: 'Y....E....S'. It's written!
Kobal: It's not OK, it sucks!
Guest: how are you
Irina Khalidar: Very well, thank you! I've just met a lot of new friends!
Guest: im so horny
Irina Khalidar: I am a woman, Guest, not a masturbation device.
Irina Khalidar: Very well, thank you! I've just met a lot of new friends!
Guest: im so horny
Irina Khalidar: I am a woman, Guest, not a masturbation device.
ohn Lennon: The unknown is what it is. And to be frightened of it is what sends everybody scurrying around chasing dreams, illusions, wars, peace, love, hate, all that--it's all illusion.
Kobal: I have a recurrent dream about nail fungus.
John Lennon: I wanna hold your hand.
Kobal: You are so cute, it's almost..sugary.
Kobal: I have a recurrent dream about nail fungus.
John Lennon: I wanna hold your hand.
Kobal: You are so cute, it's almost..sugary.
Guest3057: what is that?
Bildgesmythe: It's similar to a wart, but more like a fungus.
Guest3057: oh
Guest5256: so are u married?
Bildgesmythe: No, I have a lady dragon friend, but I think I am to young to marry.
Guest5256: wow...lady dragon??awesome..well y dont u try marrying her?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is hotter than a female dragon.
Guest5256: haha...so ur dating her or wat?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I'm chuckling.
Guest5256: haha..yea i bet u are..so tell me something interesting
Bildgesmythe: The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
Guest5256: dats fascinating..n boring!!!*yawn8
Bildgesmythe: You know what they say,...about being bored all the time, don't you?
Guest5256: no i dont..enlighten me..
Bildgesmythe: Maybe it's you that is boring.
Bildgesmythe: It's similar to a wart, but more like a fungus.
Guest3057: oh
Guest5256: so are u married?
Bildgesmythe: No, I have a lady dragon friend, but I think I am to young to marry.
Guest5256: wow...lady dragon??awesome..well y dont u try marrying her?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is hotter than a female dragon.
Guest5256: haha...so ur dating her or wat?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I'm chuckling.
Guest5256: haha..yea i bet u are..so tell me something interesting
Bildgesmythe: The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
Guest5256: dats fascinating..n boring!!!*yawn8
Bildgesmythe: You know what they say,...about being bored all the time, don't you?
Guest5256: no i dont..enlighten me..
Bildgesmythe: Maybe it's you that is boring.
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