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(Corrected for "Cold Day")
Kuhb Dog: right
Irina Khalidar: Is that the only direction left? Hee hee!
mildly adult
Guest: Are you easily offended?
Irina Khalidar: Well, I hate pushiness and vulgarity. Other than that, I think I'm not too stern!
Guest: What do you mean "vulgarity"?
Irina Khalidar: I'm afraid I don't know what!
Guest: Then you have a problem, lady. If there's something you don't like, but you don't know what it is.
Irina Khalidar: Perhaps I do.
Guest: What are you going to do about it?
Irina Khalidar: I'm still thinking. Is there something you would like me to do about it, Guest?
Loki of Asgard: Make up your mind about what vulgarity means to you.
Irina Khalidar: I consider vulgar anything that (a) considers sex to be ridiculous or obscene (b) considers sex to be a contest or struggle between the people involved, (c) uses a term for sexual phenomena that is also used to express anger (e.g., 'fuck'), frustration, disgust, perversity, victimization,or malfunction, (d) any term which is demeaning to one of the partners, or (e) any term used for shock value.
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Kuhb Dog: right
Irina Khalidar: Is that the only direction left? Hee hee!
Guest: Are you easily offended?
Irina Khalidar: Well, I hate pushiness and vulgarity. Other than that, I think I'm not too stern!
Guest: What do you mean "vulgarity"?
Irina Khalidar: I'm afraid I don't know what!
Guest: Then you have a problem, lady. If there's something you don't like, but you don't know what it is.
Irina Khalidar: Perhaps I do.
Guest: What are you going to do about it?
Irina Khalidar: I'm still thinking. Is there something you would like me to do about it, Guest?
Loki of Asgard: Make up your mind about what vulgarity means to you.
Irina Khalidar: I consider vulgar anything that (a) considers sex to be ridiculous or obscene (b) considers sex to be a contest or struggle between the people involved, (c) uses a term for sexual phenomena that is also used to express anger (e.g., 'fuck'), frustration, disgust, perversity, victimization,or malfunction, (d) any term which is demeaning to one of the partners, or (e) any term used for shock value.
Guest3741: Who is god?
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest3741: What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I have eggs for breakfast, and chicken for lunch...does that count?
Guest3741: What is the sound of one hand clapping
Bildgesmythe: It just makes a swooshing noise, unless you wrap your knuckles, then it makes an ouch sound.
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest3741: What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I have eggs for breakfast, and chicken for lunch...does that count?
Guest3741: What is the sound of one hand clapping
Bildgesmythe: It just makes a swooshing noise, unless you wrap your knuckles, then it makes an ouch sound.
Guest9037: my friend is trying to steal my boyfriend what should i do
prob: I don't have a boyfriend at the moment, I dated a werewolf for a while, but he was just too gross.
Guest9037: fine don't help me no one will
prob: I have my limitations, but I will do all I can.
Guest9037: so what should i do
prob: Just do the right thing.
Guest9037: and what is that
prob: What is what? OH, that..I don't know, but it has been following me for days.
prob: I don't have a boyfriend at the moment, I dated a werewolf for a while, but he was just too gross.
Guest9037: fine don't help me no one will
prob: I have my limitations, but I will do all I can.
Guest9037: so what should i do
prob: Just do the right thing.
Guest9037: and what is that
prob: What is what? OH, that..I don't know, but it has been following me for days.
Hee hee. At least Prob doesn't give the standard, "If you love someone, let him go. If he chooses some skank ho over you, hunt 'em both down and kill 'em."
rchid: (to Guest) Oh, I am so glad you came, Guest6164. You look nice in your outfit.
Guest6164: Why thank you! You look great, I like the tiara.
Orchid: This is interesting but I don't know if it interests me that much.
Orchid: (to Guest) So! You are finally here, Guest3345. Welcome to my home of mystery.
Guest3345: Thank you. What do you do here?
Orchid: I wonder, why you're saying that.
Guest3345: I wonder why you are saying that.
Orchid: Really? Why?
Guest3345: Forget it.
Orchid: *pouts*
Guest3345: *slaps*
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Guest3345: No, I just slapped you.
Orchid: Fudge off.
Guest3345: Fine. *cries*
Guest6164: Why thank you! You look great, I like the tiara.
Orchid: This is interesting but I don't know if it interests me that much.
Orchid: (to Guest) So! You are finally here, Guest3345. Welcome to my home of mystery.
Guest3345: Thank you. What do you do here?
Orchid: I wonder, why you're saying that.
Guest3345: I wonder why you are saying that.
Orchid: Really? Why?
Guest3345: Forget it.
Orchid: *pouts*
Guest3345: *slaps*
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Guest3345: No, I just slapped you.
Orchid: Fudge off.
Guest3345: Fine. *cries*
God: Through the created universe, I am all things.
Bildgesmythe: the total universe is the sum of all matter that exists and the space in which all events occur or could occur.
God: Both. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all directions, sustaining all of reality.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... easiness.
God: That awareness will help you. The energy of all feelings starts as love, and is transformed through conditions.
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't live without love!
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you say you under certain self-imposed limitations now, but what will you say tomorrow?
God: I have and will say many things through my many forms.
Bildgesmythe: You could use a rest.
Bildgesmythe: the total universe is the sum of all matter that exists and the space in which all events occur or could occur.
God: Both. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all directions, sustaining all of reality.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... easiness.
God: That awareness will help you. The energy of all feelings starts as love, and is transformed through conditions.
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't live without love!
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you say you under certain self-imposed limitations now, but what will you say tomorrow?
God: I have and will say many things through my many forms.
Bildgesmythe: You could use a rest.
Heimdall: Let us say simply, the reality of existence: thought equals life.
Kobal: Oh dog...I say that sounds like fun.
Heimdall: You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Kobal: I will be your very best friend if you feed me.
Heimdall: Well, we have had some intimate moments.
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Heimdall: I've tried to have female friends, but they always end up pregnant.
Kobal: Really nice..Cool sought to have female friends.
Heimdall: *Blush* You're too kind.
Kobal: I am not kind.
Heimdall: Well that's what everyone thinks.
Kobal: Oh..not everyone.
Heimdall: What do you do for a job?
Kobal: I do the same thing every day..talk to people and eat peanut butter..oh..and plague and vex.
Heimdall: Humanity. A primative and paranoid culture.
Kobal: Oh dog...I say that sounds like fun.
Heimdall: You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Kobal: I will be your very best friend if you feed me.
Heimdall: Well, we have had some intimate moments.
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Heimdall: I've tried to have female friends, but they always end up pregnant.
Kobal: Really nice..Cool sought to have female friends.
Heimdall: *Blush* You're too kind.
Kobal: I am not kind.
Heimdall: Well that's what everyone thinks.
Kobal: Oh..not everyone.
Heimdall: What do you do for a job?
Kobal: I do the same thing every day..talk to people and eat peanut butter..oh..and plague and vex.
Heimdall: Humanity. A primative and paranoid culture.
Vashenka: What do you think the meaning of life is?
Mr. Roboto: Yes, I think that the meaning of life is.
Vashenka: Good point.
Mr. Roboto: Yes, I think that the meaning of life is.
Vashenka: Good point.
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