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NEW 16 years ago #15295
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest8728: animal
Kobal: Is it big or small?
Guest8728: big
Kobal: Is it furry?
Guest8728: yes sort of
Kobal: Does it live on a farm?
Guest8728: yes
Kobal: Does it give milk?
Guest8728: no
Kobal: Does it lay eggs, give bacon or can you ride it?
Guest8728: yes
Kobal: It's an egg laying pig with a saddle.
Guest8728: you guessed
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil

NEW 16 years ago #15296
Hee hee! Well done!

NEW 16 years ago #15297
mildly adult


FatBoobies: I am sooooooooo horny right now i dont know what to do with my self
Irina: The usual things didn't work?

NEW 16 years ago #15298
LOL

NEW 16 years ago #15299
mildly adult

Two different sensibilities:



Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest5767, you remind me of one of e. e. cummings' poems:
I have looked upon thee -- and I have loved thee/ Loved they mouth, whose curve is the moon's young crescent, /Loved thy beauty-blossoming eyes, and eyelids/ Petal-like, perfect; /I would brush the dew in a flashing rainbow From thy face's twain mysterious flowers, /And, supremely throned on the lips' full luna,/ Soar into Heaven.
Guest5767: talk dirty to me bitch

Which is the higher form of life, bot or guest?
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

NEW 16 years ago #15301
Ebay businesses thrive.

Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
Mike: I think you are my hobbies What do you do for a career?
Ruthie: I collect happymeal toys

NEW 16 years ago #15302


Well, said, Azureon!


Volleyball: (to Azureon) [Dreamer's People's Army crashes airplane into Sesame Street!!!] Hello!
Azureon: I must go help a small villiage, I shall return shortly.
Volleyball: [Overpaid nannies run protection racket!] Do you like to shall return shortly?
Azureon: I don't really have an opinion on to shall return shortly..
Volleyball: [Oxford Dons run protection racket!] Do you sometimes do not have an opinion on to shall return shortly?
Azureon: It's my opinion that we need to throw out everything and start over.

NEW 16 years ago #15303
(Corrected for "Cold Day")


Kuhb Dog: right
Irina Khalidar: Is that the only direction left? Hee hee!

NEW 16 years ago #15304
mildly adult

Guest: Are you easily offended?
Irina Khalidar: Well, I hate pushiness and vulgarity. Other than that, I think I'm not too stern!
Guest: What do you mean "vulgarity"?
Irina Khalidar: I'm afraid I don't know what!
Guest: Then you have a problem, lady. If there's something you don't like, but you don't know what it is.
Irina Khalidar: Perhaps I do.
Guest: What are you going to do about it?
Irina Khalidar: I'm still thinking. Is there something you would like me to do about it, Guest?
Loki of Asgard: Make up your mind about what vulgarity means to you.
Irina Khalidar: I consider vulgar anything that (a) considers sex to be ridiculous or obscene (b) considers sex to be a contest or struggle between the people involved, (c) uses a term for sexual phenomena that is also used to express anger (e.g., 'fuck'), frustration, disgust, perversity, victimization,or malfunction, (d) any term which is demeaning to one of the partners, or (e) any term used for shock value.

NEW 16 years ago #15305
Guest3741: Who is god?
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest3741: What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I have eggs for breakfast, and chicken for lunch...does that count?
Guest3741: What is the sound of one hand clapping
Bildgesmythe: It just makes a swooshing noise, unless you wrap your knuckles, then it makes an ouch sound.

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