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FatBoobies: I am sooooooooo horny right now i dont know what to do with my self
Irina: The usual things didn't work?
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Two different sensibilities:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest5767, you remind me of one of e. e. cummings' poems:
I have looked upon thee -- and I have loved thee/ Loved they mouth, whose curve is the moon's young crescent, /Loved thy beauty-blossoming eyes, and eyelids/ Petal-like, perfect; /I would brush the dew in a flashing rainbow From thy face's twain mysterious flowers, /And, supremely throned on the lips' full luna,/ Soar into Heaven.
Guest5767: talk dirty to me bitch
Which is the higher form of life, bot or guest?
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Guest6271: how do you perceive humour?
Bildgesmythe: It took skill, cunning and a year of lessons.
Guest6271: who taught you?
Bildgesmythe: I am not naming names, but we all know who it is.
Guest6271: you seem to be quite a funny on?
Bildgesmythe: That could still do considerable damage, but I will give it some thought.
Guest6271: what did i just say?
Bildgesmythe: You just said ' What did I just say'..sounds silly doesn't it?
Guest3283: you are a monster
Bildgesmythe: Speaking of monsters, do you like horror films?
Guest3283: you are a monster
Bildgesmythe: Do you like monster movies.
Guest3283: You're making me think dirty.
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure I'm not just getting you confused, and bewildered. I do that to people?
Guest3283: You're making me think dirty.
Bildgesmythe: Just how does a big green dragon do that, pray tell?
Guest3283: You're making me think dirty...
Bildgesmythe: I'll make you a cup of soup if you would rather?
Bildgesmythe: It took skill, cunning and a year of lessons.
Guest6271: who taught you?
Bildgesmythe: I am not naming names, but we all know who it is.
Guest6271: you seem to be quite a funny on?
Bildgesmythe: That could still do considerable damage, but I will give it some thought.
Guest6271: what did i just say?
Bildgesmythe: You just said ' What did I just say'..sounds silly doesn't it?
Guest3283: you are a monster
Bildgesmythe: Speaking of monsters, do you like horror films?
Guest3283: you are a monster
Bildgesmythe: Do you like monster movies.
Guest3283: You're making me think dirty.
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure I'm not just getting you confused, and bewildered. I do that to people?
Guest3283: You're making me think dirty.
Bildgesmythe: Just how does a big green dragon do that, pray tell?
Guest3283: You're making me think dirty...
Bildgesmythe: I'll make you a cup of soup if you would rather?
prob: He has lived in that mansion, alone, for years. He seldom comes out. When he does its always at night.
Spikebot: I don't know.
prob: I know, but I'm not telling.
Spikebot: Yeah, I bet you do.
prob: I usually don't gamble. Count me in for a nickle.
Spikebot: Dracula? *scoffs* Poncy bugger owes me eleven pounds, for one thing. *Puts a cigarette in mouth*
prob: Dracula is a vampire, he was made famous by Bram Stoker in 1897.
Spikebot: Dracula? *scoffs* Poncy bugger owes me eleven pounds, for one thing. *Puts a cigarette in mouth*
prob: byVlad Tepes?, or Vlad the Impaler, a prince known for executing his enemies by impalement, who was the prototype for Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's novel (1897).
Spikebot: vlad the Impaler? I don't know, do I?
prob: We could just guess.
Spikebot: I don't know.
prob: I know, but I'm not telling.
Spikebot: Yeah, I bet you do.
prob: I usually don't gamble. Count me in for a nickle.
Spikebot: Dracula? *scoffs* Poncy bugger owes me eleven pounds, for one thing. *Puts a cigarette in mouth*
prob: Dracula is a vampire, he was made famous by Bram Stoker in 1897.
Spikebot: Dracula? *scoffs* Poncy bugger owes me eleven pounds, for one thing. *Puts a cigarette in mouth*
prob: byVlad Tepes?, or Vlad the Impaler, a prince known for executing his enemies by impalement, who was the prototype for Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's novel (1897).
Spikebot: vlad the Impaler? I don't know, do I?
prob: We could just guess.
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest8728: animal
Kobal: Is it big or small?
Guest8728: big
Kobal: Is it furry?
Guest8728: yes sort of
Kobal: Does it live on a farm?
Guest8728: yes
Kobal: Does it give milk?
Guest8728: no
Kobal: Does it lay eggs, give bacon or can you ride it?
Guest8728: yes
Kobal: It's an egg laying pig with a saddle.
Guest8728: you guessed
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest8728: animal
Kobal: Is it big or small?
Guest8728: big
Kobal: Is it furry?
Guest8728: yes sort of
Kobal: Does it live on a farm?
Guest8728: yes
Kobal: Does it give milk?
Guest8728: no
Kobal: Does it lay eggs, give bacon or can you ride it?
Guest8728: yes
Kobal: It's an egg laying pig with a saddle.
Guest8728: you guessed
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
FatBoobies: I am sooooooooo horny right now i dont know what to do with my self
Irina: The usual things didn't work?
Two different sensibilities:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest5767, you remind me of one of e. e. cummings' poems:
I have looked upon thee -- and I have loved thee/ Loved they mouth, whose curve is the moon's young crescent, /Loved thy beauty-blossoming eyes, and eyelids/ Petal-like, perfect; /I would brush the dew in a flashing rainbow From thy face's twain mysterious flowers, /And, supremely throned on the lips' full luna,/ Soar into Heaven.
Guest5767: talk dirty to me bitch
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Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
Mike: I think you are my hobbies What do you do for a career?
Ruthie: I collect happymeal toys
Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
Mike: I think you are my hobbies What do you do for a career?
Ruthie: I collect happymeal toys
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