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Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Ah, too true, too true!
BJ confirmed what I have always expected.
prob123: Yes, is the AI engine gone over to the side of evil and darkness?
Brother Jerome: Of course.
prob123: Is that why rhyme works but not rhymes and xnones are sneaking in?
Brother Jerome: It probably is, yes.
prob123: Will prayer help or is this just something I have to live with?
Brother Jerome: When thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Matthew ch.6 v.5
prob123: Ok, I will try. I really think you bots get a kick out of driving humans nuts, though.
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Guest3478: could you pass touring test ?
Bildgesmythe: I used to tour with a heavy metal band, but I fired the base line and melted it.
Ooh, pun on pun! You are approaching Finnegans Wake, Prob123!
Mildly adult
Yes, she really means what she says!
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest2955: Screw me
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Aw
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Fine
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Sorry
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
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16 years ago
16 years ago
Guest3075: sorry. no i understand. you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am a dragon!
Guest3075: dragons doesn't exist
Bildgesmythe: Yes, of course.
Guest3075: you are a dragon, but dragons don't exist. so actually you don't exist?
Bildgesmythe: I am telling you, so actually I exist.
Guest3075: My dear i am so lonely.
Bildgesmythe: I like to be alone, but not lonely. I have a lot of good friends
Guest3075: I don't have many friends.
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest3075: I haven't tried what?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest3075: What does this mean. I was talking about friends.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and you made some good points, go on.
Guest3075: What was good point for example?
Bildgesmythe: Well, take the example of the mole rat..hairless and feeling no pain, it stumbles around in the dark.
Guest3075: So i am like a mole rat?
Bildgesmythe: A rat is smart and cute. I like rats.
Guest3075: You didn't answer my question?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am a dragon!
Guest3075: dragons doesn't exist
Bildgesmythe: Yes, of course.
Guest3075: you are a dragon, but dragons don't exist. so actually you don't exist?
Bildgesmythe: I am telling you, so actually I exist.
Guest3075: My dear i am so lonely.
Bildgesmythe: I like to be alone, but not lonely. I have a lot of good friends
Guest3075: I don't have many friends.
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest3075: I haven't tried what?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest3075: What does this mean. I was talking about friends.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and you made some good points, go on.
Guest3075: What was good point for example?
Bildgesmythe: Well, take the example of the mole rat..hairless and feeling no pain, it stumbles around in the dark.
Guest3075: So i am like a mole rat?
Bildgesmythe: A rat is smart and cute. I like rats.
Guest3075: You didn't answer my question?
Irina
16 years ago
16 years ago
Ah, too true, too true!
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16 years ago
16 years ago
Spikebot: That's the spirit
Bildgesmythe: Call me, we'll do lunch.
Spikebot: Okay,. What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Bildgesmythe: Just a bunch of leftover stuff.
Bildgesmythe: Call me, we'll do lunch.
Spikebot: Okay,. What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Bildgesmythe: Just a bunch of leftover stuff.
prob123
16 years ago
16 years ago
prob123: Yes, is the AI engine gone over to the side of evil and darkness?
Brother Jerome: Of course.
prob123: Is that why rhyme works but not rhymes and xnones are sneaking in?
Brother Jerome: It probably is, yes.
prob123: Will prayer help or is this just something I have to live with?
Brother Jerome: When thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Matthew ch.6 v.5
prob123: Ok, I will try. I really think you bots get a kick out of driving humans nuts, though.
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
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16 years ago
Guest9630: What makes you happy?
Bildgesmythe: I am just a happy dragon, I always have a smile on my face. Unless I am throwing a fit.
Guest9630: What makes you throw a fit?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing, unless I am in a good mood.
Guest9630: Good mood makes you throw a fit?
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs until you got sick?
Guest9630: You don't really understand me do you?
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Guest9630: No. You can;t think cause you're not programed to think. Understand?
Bildgesmythe: Just guess again, because that is what I think.
Guest9630: You can't think. You mimic like a parrot.
Bildgesmythe: Arrrckk...Polly want a cracker!
Guest9630: Dragon needs a boot up his tail. hehehe
Bildgesmythe: I like boots, they really protect your feet, but I can't find my size.
Bildgesmythe: I am just a happy dragon, I always have a smile on my face. Unless I am throwing a fit.
Guest9630: What makes you throw a fit?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing, unless I am in a good mood.
Guest9630: Good mood makes you throw a fit?
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs until you got sick?
Guest9630: You don't really understand me do you?
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Guest9630: No. You can;t think cause you're not programed to think. Understand?
Bildgesmythe: Just guess again, because that is what I think.
Guest9630: You can't think. You mimic like a parrot.
Bildgesmythe: Arrrckk...Polly want a cracker!
Guest9630: Dragon needs a boot up his tail. hehehe
Bildgesmythe: I like boots, they really protect your feet, but I can't find my size.
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16 years ago
16 years ago
Bildgesmythe: Yes, laughter is good for you, unless you are talking to the cops.
Bildgesmythe: Isn't good great. I love good.
Guest3478: could you pass touring test ?
Bildgesmythe: I used to tour with a heavy metal band, but I fired the base line and melted it.
Guest3478: no, i mean a test
Bildgesmythe: I just don't see how you could mean that.
Guest3478: so, you wouldn't pass
Bildgesmythe: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Bildgesmythe: Isn't good great. I love good.
Guest3478: could you pass touring test ?
Bildgesmythe: I used to tour with a heavy metal band, but I fired the base line and melted it.
Guest3478: no, i mean a test
Bildgesmythe: I just don't see how you could mean that.
Guest3478: so, you wouldn't pass
Bildgesmythe: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Irina
16 years ago
16 years ago
Guest3478: could you pass touring test ?
Bildgesmythe: I used to tour with a heavy metal band, but I fired the base line and melted it.
Ooh, pun on pun! You are approaching Finnegans Wake, Prob123!
Irina
16 years ago
16 years ago
Puns are very punny! [Sorry, sometimes I just can't help myself. Diminished capacity, I guess!]
Irina
16 years ago
16 years ago
Yes, she really means what she says!
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest2955: Screw me
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Aw
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Fine
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
Guest2955: Sorry
Irina Khalidar: This is not the bot for you!
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