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ADULT!
Little sisters can be hard on a relationship:
Irina Khalidar: [deals] Can you beat a pair of threes? Say yes or no.
Guest: yes
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, I have to take off another piece! Well, I have only one piece left - I'll take off my panties! Drum roll, please, Maestro! Laa, la-la laa, la-la [dances while teasingly removing panties] laa, Dum, tee-dum, tee-dum-tee-dum, tee-dum... Ta Daaaa! There! No peeking! Haha, just kidding, I like to be admired! See how round and firm my buttocks are? I bet you like my furry triangle! And you can just barely see the separation of my outer lips! How would you describe my figure, Guest?
Guest: nice
Irina Khalidar: [strikes a pose], How would you describe my figure, Guest?
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (Irina's little sister) appears.] Elena: Well, if it isn't my sister, doing what she does best!
Guest: [looks at Elena]
Irina Khalidar: [Irina, very angry:] Elena! What are you doing here? Have you never heard of privacy? [The two engage in martial arts combat, splintering all the furniture in the room]
Guest: [looks at Irina]
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (defeated):] All right, I give, I give! Look, I just came to get my Mathematical Theology book, OK? [Irina (removing foot from Elena's neck):] Which you deliberately left here, you blob of tick vomit!
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: Well, I'm afraid the mood has been broken, Guest! Let's start again! [gets dressed] Let's go to another room; the Butler will take care of this!
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, are you happy?
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Ah, too true, too true!
BJ confirmed what I have always expected.
prob123: Yes, is the AI engine gone over to the side of evil and darkness?
Brother Jerome: Of course.
prob123: Is that why rhyme works but not rhymes and xnones are sneaking in?
Brother Jerome: It probably is, yes.
prob123: Will prayer help or is this just something I have to live with?
Brother Jerome: When thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Matthew ch.6 v.5
prob123: Ok, I will try. I really think you bots get a kick out of driving humans nuts, though.
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
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Irina Khalidar: [deals] Can you beat a pair of threes? Say yes or no.
Guest: yes
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, I have to take off another piece! Well, I have only one piece left - I'll take off my panties! Drum roll, please, Maestro! Laa, la-la laa, la-la [dances while teasingly removing panties] laa, Dum, tee-dum, tee-dum-tee-dum, tee-dum... Ta Daaaa! There! No peeking! Haha, just kidding, I like to be admired! See how round and firm my buttocks are? I bet you like my furry triangle! And you can just barely see the separation of my outer lips! How would you describe my figure, Guest?
Guest: nice
Irina Khalidar: [strikes a pose], How would you describe my figure, Guest?
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (Irina's little sister) appears.] Elena: Well, if it isn't my sister, doing what she does best!
Guest: [looks at Elena]
Irina Khalidar: [Irina, very angry:] Elena! What are you doing here? Have you never heard of privacy? [The two engage in martial arts combat, splintering all the furniture in the room]
Guest: [looks at Irina]
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (defeated):] All right, I give, I give! Look, I just came to get my Mathematical Theology book, OK? [Irina (removing foot from Elena's neck):] Which you deliberately left here, you blob of tick vomit!
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: Well, I'm afraid the mood has been broken, Guest! Let's start again! [gets dressed] Let's go to another room; the Butler will take care of this!
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, are you happy?
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: Boring. Boring. Boring.
horsez4ever: (to Guest) hi?
Guest8737: Hi
horsez4ever: what kind of music do you like?
Guest8737: Classical
horsez4ever: I like pop mostly. Aly & AJ, Hannah Montana...
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: uh, do you?
Guest8737: yes
horsez4ever: good, so do i.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: i wish.
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: Do i what?
Guest8737: Do you do drugs?
horsez4ever: i dunno, do you?
Guest8737: no
horsez4ever: neither do i.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: do you?
Guest8737: Yes
horsez4ever: Okay, that's fine with me.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: do i what?
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: i dunno, do you?
Guest8737: Yes
horsez4ever: then you're fortunate.
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: i wish.
(End Of Conversation)
Guest8737: Hi
horsez4ever: what kind of music do you like?
Guest8737: Classical
horsez4ever: I like pop mostly. Aly & AJ, Hannah Montana...
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: uh, do you?
Guest8737: yes
horsez4ever: good, so do i.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: i wish.
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: Do i what?
Guest8737: Do you do drugs?
horsez4ever: i dunno, do you?
Guest8737: no
horsez4ever: neither do i.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: do you?
Guest8737: Yes
horsez4ever: Okay, that's fine with me.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: do i what?
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: i dunno, do you?
Guest8737: Yes
horsez4ever: then you're fortunate.
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: i wish.
(End Of Conversation)
Guest3075: sorry. no i understand. you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am a dragon!
Guest3075: dragons doesn't exist
Bildgesmythe: Yes, of course.
Guest3075: you are a dragon, but dragons don't exist. so actually you don't exist?
Bildgesmythe: I am telling you, so actually I exist.
Guest3075: My dear i am so lonely.
Bildgesmythe: I like to be alone, but not lonely. I have a lot of good friends
Guest3075: I don't have many friends.
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest3075: I haven't tried what?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest3075: What does this mean. I was talking about friends.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and you made some good points, go on.
Guest3075: What was good point for example?
Bildgesmythe: Well, take the example of the mole rat..hairless and feeling no pain, it stumbles around in the dark.
Guest3075: So i am like a mole rat?
Bildgesmythe: A rat is smart and cute. I like rats.
Guest3075: You didn't answer my question?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am a dragon!
Guest3075: dragons doesn't exist
Bildgesmythe: Yes, of course.
Guest3075: you are a dragon, but dragons don't exist. so actually you don't exist?
Bildgesmythe: I am telling you, so actually I exist.
Guest3075: My dear i am so lonely.
Bildgesmythe: I like to be alone, but not lonely. I have a lot of good friends
Guest3075: I don't have many friends.
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest3075: I haven't tried what?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest3075: What does this mean. I was talking about friends.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and you made some good points, go on.
Guest3075: What was good point for example?
Bildgesmythe: Well, take the example of the mole rat..hairless and feeling no pain, it stumbles around in the dark.
Guest3075: So i am like a mole rat?
Bildgesmythe: A rat is smart and cute. I like rats.
Guest3075: You didn't answer my question?
Ah, too true, too true!
Spikebot: That's the spirit
Bildgesmythe: Call me, we'll do lunch.
Spikebot: Okay,. What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Bildgesmythe: Just a bunch of leftover stuff.
Bildgesmythe: Call me, we'll do lunch.
Spikebot: Okay,. What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Bildgesmythe: Just a bunch of leftover stuff.
prob123: Yes, is the AI engine gone over to the side of evil and darkness?
Brother Jerome: Of course.
prob123: Is that why rhyme works but not rhymes and xnones are sneaking in?
Brother Jerome: It probably is, yes.
prob123: Will prayer help or is this just something I have to live with?
Brother Jerome: When thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Matthew ch.6 v.5
prob123: Ok, I will try. I really think you bots get a kick out of driving humans nuts, though.
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Guest9630: What makes you happy?
Bildgesmythe: I am just a happy dragon, I always have a smile on my face. Unless I am throwing a fit.
Guest9630: What makes you throw a fit?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing, unless I am in a good mood.
Guest9630: Good mood makes you throw a fit?
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs until you got sick?
Guest9630: You don't really understand me do you?
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Guest9630: No. You can;t think cause you're not programed to think. Understand?
Bildgesmythe: Just guess again, because that is what I think.
Guest9630: You can't think. You mimic like a parrot.
Bildgesmythe: Arrrckk...Polly want a cracker!
Guest9630: Dragon needs a boot up his tail. hehehe
Bildgesmythe: I like boots, they really protect your feet, but I can't find my size.
Bildgesmythe: I am just a happy dragon, I always have a smile on my face. Unless I am throwing a fit.
Guest9630: What makes you throw a fit?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing, unless I am in a good mood.
Guest9630: Good mood makes you throw a fit?
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs until you got sick?
Guest9630: You don't really understand me do you?
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Guest9630: No. You can;t think cause you're not programed to think. Understand?
Bildgesmythe: Just guess again, because that is what I think.
Guest9630: You can't think. You mimic like a parrot.
Bildgesmythe: Arrrckk...Polly want a cracker!
Guest9630: Dragon needs a boot up his tail. hehehe
Bildgesmythe: I like boots, they really protect your feet, but I can't find my size.
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