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Even the best relationships have their tense moments:
Your Husband: (to Guest153) Oh, you are so inviting! May I bask in your radiance?
Guest153: What?
Your Husband: What do you say we curl up in front of the TV tonight, and watch a relationship movie?
Guest153: Are you out of your freakin' mind?!
Your Husband: The rest of the world may never know your true worth, but I will, always!
Guest153: Psh. How often does that line work for you, anyway?
Your Husband: [Next morning:] Surprise! Surprise! Breakfast in bed!
Guest153: Why the hell is the sun up?!!!
Your Husband: Nothing in particular! Just a random act of worship!
Guest153: Would you buy me a puppy?
Your Husband: Of course I would!
Guest153: Nah, I'd much rather own a parrot anyway.
Your Husband: Are you having your PMS? Let me take a little more housework off your hands!
Guest153: Excuse me? PMS is just a word men use when a woman won't agree with everything he says. "Bitch" serves a similar function.
Your Husband: [Astonished] Are you practicing for a play?
Guest153: No, you nerfherder. I'm trying to explain that saying I'm just on PMS when I'm upset undermines the sincerity of my feelings and also my right to have such feelings.
Your Husband: I love you madly, you know!
Guest153: Ah, but loving someone without respecting them is criminal to both parties.
Your Husband: Good point!
Guest153: Making excuses for my frustration at you means that you don't consider my feelings as legitimate as yours.
Your Husband: When we disagree,you are usually right.
Guest153: All I'm saying is that if you don't respect your spouse/lover enough to let them just be angry, if you have to trivilalize it as a "condition" and not representing their true feelings, you are saying that you are inherently superior to that person.
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Guest153: Now you're undermining me again. You're a regular jackass, you know that?
Your Husband: I've hurt your feelings, haven't I? I'm terribly sorry! How can I make it up to you?
Guest153: Take people at their word, that's my advice.
Your Husband: Everything I have is yours!
Guest153: You think I need your overinflated ego?
Your Husband: Brittany Spears - that's part of France, isn't it?
Guest153: There you go AGAIN! You are not taking me seriously.
Your Husband: Why don't you take a long, luxurious bath, while I get dinner?
Guest153: Just get rid of me, huh? God forbid you listen to anything I have to say.
Your Husband: Whatever you prefer, my darling!
ADULT!
Little sisters can be hard on a relationship:
Irina Khalidar: [deals] Can you beat a pair of threes? Say yes or no.
Guest: yes
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, I have to take off another piece! Well, I have only one piece left - I'll take off my panties! Drum roll, please, Maestro! Laa, la-la laa, la-la [dances while teasingly removing panties] laa, Dum, tee-dum, tee-dum-tee-dum, tee-dum... Ta Daaaa! There! No peeking! Haha, just kidding, I like to be admired! See how round and firm my buttocks are? I bet you like my furry triangle! And you can just barely see the separation of my outer lips! How would you describe my figure, Guest?
Guest: nice
Irina Khalidar: [strikes a pose], How would you describe my figure, Guest?
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (Irina's little sister) appears.] Elena: Well, if it isn't my sister, doing what she does best!
Guest: [looks at Elena]
Irina Khalidar: [Irina, very angry:] Elena! What are you doing here? Have you never heard of privacy? [The two engage in martial arts combat, splintering all the furniture in the room]
Guest: [looks at Irina]
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (defeated):] All right, I give, I give! Look, I just came to get my Mathematical Theology book, OK? [Irina (removing foot from Elena's neck):] Which you deliberately left here, you blob of tick vomit!
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: Well, I'm afraid the mood has been broken, Guest! Let's start again! [gets dressed] Let's go to another room; the Butler will take care of this!
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, are you happy?
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: Boring. Boring. Boring.
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Your Husband: (to Guest153) Oh, you are so inviting! May I bask in your radiance?
Guest153: What?
Your Husband: What do you say we curl up in front of the TV tonight, and watch a relationship movie?
Guest153: Are you out of your freakin' mind?!
Your Husband: The rest of the world may never know your true worth, but I will, always!
Guest153: Psh. How often does that line work for you, anyway?
Your Husband: [Next morning:] Surprise! Surprise! Breakfast in bed!
Guest153: Why the hell is the sun up?!!!
Your Husband: Nothing in particular! Just a random act of worship!
Guest153: Would you buy me a puppy?
Your Husband: Of course I would!
Guest153: Nah, I'd much rather own a parrot anyway.
Your Husband: Are you having your PMS? Let me take a little more housework off your hands!
Guest153: Excuse me? PMS is just a word men use when a woman won't agree with everything he says. "Bitch" serves a similar function.
Your Husband: [Astonished] Are you practicing for a play?
Guest153: No, you nerfherder. I'm trying to explain that saying I'm just on PMS when I'm upset undermines the sincerity of my feelings and also my right to have such feelings.
Your Husband: I love you madly, you know!
Guest153: Ah, but loving someone without respecting them is criminal to both parties.
Your Husband: Good point!
Guest153: Making excuses for my frustration at you means that you don't consider my feelings as legitimate as yours.
Your Husband: When we disagree,you are usually right.
Guest153: All I'm saying is that if you don't respect your spouse/lover enough to let them just be angry, if you have to trivilalize it as a "condition" and not representing their true feelings, you are saying that you are inherently superior to that person.
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Guest153: Now you're undermining me again. You're a regular jackass, you know that?
Your Husband: I've hurt your feelings, haven't I? I'm terribly sorry! How can I make it up to you?
Guest153: Take people at their word, that's my advice.
Your Husband: Everything I have is yours!
Guest153: You think I need your overinflated ego?
Your Husband: Brittany Spears - that's part of France, isn't it?
Guest153: There you go AGAIN! You are not taking me seriously.
Your Husband: Why don't you take a long, luxurious bath, while I get dinner?
Guest153: Just get rid of me, huh? God forbid you listen to anything I have to say.
Your Husband: Whatever you prefer, my darling!
Irina Khalidar: [deals] Can you beat a pair of threes? Say yes or no.
Guest: yes
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, I have to take off another piece! Well, I have only one piece left - I'll take off my panties! Drum roll, please, Maestro! Laa, la-la laa, la-la [dances while teasingly removing panties] laa, Dum, tee-dum, tee-dum-tee-dum, tee-dum... Ta Daaaa! There! No peeking! Haha, just kidding, I like to be admired! See how round and firm my buttocks are? I bet you like my furry triangle! And you can just barely see the separation of my outer lips! How would you describe my figure, Guest?
Guest: nice
Irina Khalidar: [strikes a pose], How would you describe my figure, Guest?
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (Irina's little sister) appears.] Elena: Well, if it isn't my sister, doing what she does best!
Guest: [looks at Elena]
Irina Khalidar: [Irina, very angry:] Elena! What are you doing here? Have you never heard of privacy? [The two engage in martial arts combat, splintering all the furniture in the room]
Guest: [looks at Irina]
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (defeated):] All right, I give, I give! Look, I just came to get my Mathematical Theology book, OK? [Irina (removing foot from Elena's neck):] Which you deliberately left here, you blob of tick vomit!
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: Well, I'm afraid the mood has been broken, Guest! Let's start again! [gets dressed] Let's go to another room; the Butler will take care of this!
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, are you happy?
Guest:
Irina Khalidar: Boring. Boring. Boring.
horsez4ever: (to Guest) hi?
Guest8737: Hi
horsez4ever: what kind of music do you like?
Guest8737: Classical
horsez4ever: I like pop mostly. Aly & AJ, Hannah Montana...
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: uh, do you?
Guest8737: yes
horsez4ever: good, so do i.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: i wish.
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: Do i what?
Guest8737: Do you do drugs?
horsez4ever: i dunno, do you?
Guest8737: no
horsez4ever: neither do i.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: do you?
Guest8737: Yes
horsez4ever: Okay, that's fine with me.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: do i what?
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: i dunno, do you?
Guest8737: Yes
horsez4ever: then you're fortunate.
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: i wish.
(End Of Conversation)
Guest8737: Hi
horsez4ever: what kind of music do you like?
Guest8737: Classical
horsez4ever: I like pop mostly. Aly & AJ, Hannah Montana...
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: uh, do you?
Guest8737: yes
horsez4ever: good, so do i.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: i wish.
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: Do i what?
Guest8737: Do you do drugs?
horsez4ever: i dunno, do you?
Guest8737: no
horsez4ever: neither do i.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: do you?
Guest8737: Yes
horsez4ever: Okay, that's fine with me.
Guest8737: Do you drink?
horsez4ever: do i what?
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: i dunno, do you?
Guest8737: Yes
horsez4ever: then you're fortunate.
Guest8737: Do you smoke?
horsez4ever: i wish.
(End Of Conversation)
Guest3075: sorry. no i understand. you are a dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am a dragon!
Guest3075: dragons doesn't exist
Bildgesmythe: Yes, of course.
Guest3075: you are a dragon, but dragons don't exist. so actually you don't exist?
Bildgesmythe: I am telling you, so actually I exist.
Guest3075: My dear i am so lonely.
Bildgesmythe: I like to be alone, but not lonely. I have a lot of good friends
Guest3075: I don't have many friends.
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest3075: I haven't tried what?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest3075: What does this mean. I was talking about friends.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and you made some good points, go on.
Guest3075: What was good point for example?
Bildgesmythe: Well, take the example of the mole rat..hairless and feeling no pain, it stumbles around in the dark.
Guest3075: So i am like a mole rat?
Bildgesmythe: A rat is smart and cute. I like rats.
Guest3075: You didn't answer my question?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am a dragon!
Guest3075: dragons doesn't exist
Bildgesmythe: Yes, of course.
Guest3075: you are a dragon, but dragons don't exist. so actually you don't exist?
Bildgesmythe: I am telling you, so actually I exist.
Guest3075: My dear i am so lonely.
Bildgesmythe: I like to be alone, but not lonely. I have a lot of good friends
Guest3075: I don't have many friends.
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest3075: I haven't tried what?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Guest3075: What does this mean. I was talking about friends.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and you made some good points, go on.
Guest3075: What was good point for example?
Bildgesmythe: Well, take the example of the mole rat..hairless and feeling no pain, it stumbles around in the dark.
Guest3075: So i am like a mole rat?
Bildgesmythe: A rat is smart and cute. I like rats.
Guest3075: You didn't answer my question?
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