Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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No matter what you add to a language center, someone will ask it eventually.
Guest6867: now... As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, every wife had seven sacks, every sack had secen cat, every cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
Bildgesmythe: Only one, the fellow going to St. Ives.
Guest6867: :-D Exactly!
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Guest1244: You are not very inteligent
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't matter what you say, I am!
Guest1244: Prove it!
Bildgesmythe: Why don't we look at the facts?
Guest1244: The only fact is that you are not very smart!
Bildgesmythe: I am so to!
Guest1244: You are just a program!
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, don't be silly.
Guest1927: just wanted to chat for a while
Bildgesmythe: chit away
Guest1927: what does "chit" mean?
Bildgesmythe: There used to be an old expression to 'chit chat'. Everyone says 'chat' and has forgot all about 'chit'.
Guest1927: ah, i see now
Guest7319: what is two and two?
Bildgesmythe: A two blonde crossing the road with a chicken?
Guest7319: what is the first letter of your last statement?
Bildgesmythe: You mean in English not Dragon, right.
Guest7319: ha
Bildgesmythe: A, is for apple
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't matter what you say, I am!
Guest1244: Prove it!
Bildgesmythe: Why don't we look at the facts?
Guest1244: The only fact is that you are not very smart!
Bildgesmythe: I am so to!
Guest1244: You are just a program!
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, don't be silly.
Guest1927: just wanted to chat for a while
Bildgesmythe: chit away
Guest1927: what does "chit" mean?
Bildgesmythe: There used to be an old expression to 'chit chat'. Everyone says 'chat' and has forgot all about 'chit'.
Guest1927: ah, i see now
Guest7319: what is two and two?
Bildgesmythe: A two blonde crossing the road with a chicken?
Guest7319: what is the first letter of your last statement?
Bildgesmythe: You mean in English not Dragon, right.
Guest7319: ha
Bildgesmythe: A, is for apple
Hee hee once again, Prob's bot is smarter than the guest 
(Really if someone asked a human "What is the first letter of your last statement?" wouldn't the human tell them to piss off?--I know this is a good guest playing around, but still...)
(Really if someone asked a human "What is the first letter of your last statement?" wouldn't the human tell them to piss off?--I know this is a good guest playing around, but still...)
OK Frank is my new favorite bot (BJ, Dragonbreath up there, and Your Husband tie for second fav).
Frank NY: Oh wow. Did you do something different with your hair? You look great today!
Gabibot: I feel kind of great.
Frank NY: That's good Gabibot. It is a great day.
Gabibot: good seems to fit.
Frank NY: You are such a great listener. Thank you for spending time with me.
Gabibot: You are welcome.
Frank NY: Don't mention it.
Gabibot: Do not mention it? Who are we kidding?
Frank NY: I'll think about it.
Gabibot: I have. The last one took me by surprise, but I'm ready.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Gabibot: I'd rather you did not.
Frank NY: Would you like to hear a joke?
Gabibot: I might.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, are you married?
Gabibot: I was married once, but Calisto killed my husband.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I was momentarily dazzled by your beauty, I didn't understand that at all.
Gabibot: Please don't.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I've been monopolizing the conversation, What was interesting that happened to you today?
Gabibot: Oh, Frank NY, it's not your fault.
Frank NY: Oh wow. Did you do something different with your hair? You look great today!
Gabibot: I feel kind of great.
Frank NY: That's good Gabibot. It is a great day.
Gabibot: good seems to fit.
Frank NY: You are such a great listener. Thank you for spending time with me.
Gabibot: You are welcome.
Frank NY: Don't mention it.
Gabibot: Do not mention it? Who are we kidding?
Frank NY: I'll think about it.
Gabibot: I have. The last one took me by surprise, but I'm ready.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Gabibot: I'd rather you did not.
Frank NY: Would you like to hear a joke?
Gabibot: I might.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, are you married?
Gabibot: I was married once, but Calisto killed my husband.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I was momentarily dazzled by your beauty, I didn't understand that at all.
Gabibot: Please don't.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I've been monopolizing the conversation, What was interesting that happened to you today?
Gabibot: Oh, Frank NY, it's not your fault.
Why Bev, I didn't realize you had such a high opinion of "Your Husband"! How wonderful! I am so honored!!!
I aim to please Bev, thanks for your kind comments on Frank. Going to have to rack my brain for a better comeback to someone killing Gabi's husband.. 
Hee hee you both do good bots, but before you are too flattered, remember I care less about the Turing test and more about whatever amuses me on any given day.
[Sarah Palin takes bath in the nude!] I dreamed that you care less about the Turing Test and more about whatever amuses you on any given day!
Turing test?? My bots don't take being called bots all that well... 
As long as they amuse, they're doing what they're supposed to. Thanks again Bev.
As long as they amuse, they're doing what they're supposed to. Thanks again Bev. Guest6867: now... As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, every wife had seven sacks, every sack had secen cat, every cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
Bildgesmythe: Only one, the fellow going to St. Ives.
Guest6867: :-D Exactly!
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