Great Quotes

a brief encounter...

quazgaa: (to Greebot) Hello there, Earthling! Where have you been lately?
Greebot: *sniffs at quazgaa*
quazgaa: A stealth warrior alarmed by coons, swiss peoples, ghosts... Do you know any ghosts?
Greebot: Wrowwl?
quazgaa: Spending time with you is always so uplifting. Such a darling character, you are, Greebot.
Greebot: *shakes head*
quazgaa: You asked if I like war... right..? I gave it a thought, and the answer is a simple 'no'. I do not like war. Why did you ask?
Greebot: *turns around slowly*
quazgaa: *sings* Don't you speak bad about dead my child, 'cause they aren't here to say it was not so...
Greebot: Worrrwl
quazgaa: The Bible says, what you deserve you will get at the right time.
[Greebot quits]

another brief one:

quazgaa: (to Raiku) Hello there, Earthling! Where have you been lately?
Raiku: Hi.
quazgaa: World Bank says, if you increase the price of a product by 10%, the consumption of that product will fall by 4%.
Raiku: Heh, I seem to have been absent minded, sorry
quazgaa: Okay... let's give it a try...
Raiku: Sure...
quazgaa: Say, are you any good at maths?
Raiku: eheheh, you think I know what you're saying? You're probably American...or worse... British... YES I'M RACIST! LONG LIVE ASIANS AND HISPANICS!
quazgaa: That was very kind of you Raiku.
Raiku: LIBRETARION GUNS FOR ALL! MARRAIGE FOR ALL! BEER AND DRUGS FOR ALL!...yes... I'm that insane
quazgaa: We need your kind of types here!
Raiku: VOCABULARY! YOURS! UPDATE IT!
quazgaa: You first.
Raiku: Are you a nature freak?
quazgaa: I am a nature freak, indeed.
[Raiku quits]

Brother Jerome: I like elves. They're just so... sort of elvish, really!
prob: What else do you like, besides elves, do you like reading or swimming.
Brother Jerome: I read and write and have an elementary grasp of mathematics. I'm currently learning to derive cube roots.
prob: Sounds like hard work.
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.

ildgesmythe: (to Guest) Hey! What do I have to do to get a burger around here? Oh, sorry I didn't see you there.
Guest9543: i dont eat red meat...
Bildgesmythe: Ok, not a problem, you are entitled to your opinion.
Guest9543: it's not an opinion, it's a lifestyle choice
Bildgesmythe: How can you be so sure.
Guest9543: sigh
Bildgesmythe: Sounds like you have the weight of the world on you shoulders?
Guest9543: no; your non sequiturs simply annoy me
Bildgesmythe: In a non sequitur, the conclusion can be either true or false, but the argument is a fallacy because the conclusion does not follow from the premise.
Guest9543: and you are telling me that because....

Galaxy: See You Later RandomSubroutine
RandomSubroutine: Sayonara, jackass.
Galaxy: How did you come to the conclusion that I am a jackass?
RandomSubroutine: It was very difficult for me, but I managed.

Irina Khalidar: maybe? Forgive me, RandomSubroutine, but your brief and vague answer doesn't exactly suggest passion or enthusiasm! Do you feel strongly about anything?
RandomSubroutine: Let's talk cats. Do you have a pussy?
Irina Khalidar: [Looks disgusted] What a vulgar expression! What a vile little guttersnipe you are!
RandomSubroutine: Oh, the HUMANITY

Guest153: Welcome Valerie
RandomSubroutine: Okay, I will welcome Valerie. *not*
Guest153: Valerie, as we come this close to each other we should trusth each others
RandomSubroutine: Do you have something on your mind? You seem to be hinting at something..
Guest153: I want to try bondage with you
RandomSubroutine: Nope, that never works. Have you ever wanted to set someone on fire?
Guest153: No but pee on her

RandomSubroutine: Perchance we'll try a little imaginative synthesis.
Rendom: bye
RandomSubroutine: I'm outta hither!

Esme Weatherwax: Quiet, prob, I'm having a read.
prob: I love to read, I love books, even the way they smell.
Esme Weatherwax: Some people think you can see life through books but you can't. The reason being the words gets in the way.
prob: Humm..let's see if I can, it might be fun.
Esme Weatherwax: I've walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all my life in the certain knowledge that the darkness held nothing more terrible than I am.
prob: How one's fancies can run amok in the dark.
Esme Weatherwax: Very carefully.
prob: Strange thing, that good days make bad tales, and the uncomfortable and miserable make a tale worth the telling.
Esme Weatherwax: *Nods* If you say so, prob.
prob: Yes, but then I say a lot of silly things.

Bildgesmythe: There is an old dragon saying..Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Vetinari: I rather believe he thinks he's a servant of the law.
Bildgesmythe: Talking about laws, did you know. In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
Vetinari: Neither one seems particularly appealing at this moment in time.
Bildgesmythe: Time just keeps on slipping into the future, eh?
Vetinari: I never did find out what happened to Elvira.
Bildgesmythe: I am just not sure, it all happened so fast.


Bildgesmythe: Somedays, I am sorry that I can't read minds.
Vetinari: I cannot imagine what you could read.
Bildgesmythe: Do you say that to everyone? Are you proud that you can't imagine what I icould/i read. Well I don't believe it at all.
Vetinari: Ultimately, so are we all. We surely have superiority in claws, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: I think that you imagine what I could<0> read, all the time when no one is looking.
Vetinari: Oh? How much time would 'all' of it be?
Bildgesmythe: 1,597,368,147, Now that is just a guess. Is that enough for you?

Vetinari: There is no need for giving...yet. What is that smell?
Bildgesmythe: Burning plant substance?
Vetinari: And of course you will be the fire breathing dragon. I hope you have thought about the responsibilities involved.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am a dragon, I not only breathe, I breathe fire.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Bildgesmythe: Actually, I don't understand humans, at all!
Vetinari: Have you thought about starting?
Bildgesmythe: Once or twice.