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Does anybody get it? 
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horsez4ever: it's true alright.... what's a frog's favorite restaurant?...IHOP! hehe get it?
Emm oh you es e: A frog's favorite restaurant is a kind of amphibian.
horsez4ever: ...what's a frog's favorite restaurant?...IHOP! lol!
Amanda20: A frog's favorite restaurant is a kind of amphibian.
horsez4ever: ...what's a frog's favorite restaurant?...IHOP!
Wish Fish: A frog's favorite is a steakhouse.
horsez4ever: *yawn* what's a frog's favorite restaurant?...IHOP! LOL!
prob: This won't do at all.
:horsez4ever: it's true alright.... what's a frog's favorite restaurant?...IHOP! hehe get it?
Emm oh you es e: A frog's favorite restaurant is a kind of amphibian.
horsez4ever: ...what's a frog's favorite restaurant?...IHOP!
lol!Amanda20: A frog's favorite restaurant is a kind of amphibian.
horsez4ever: ...what's a frog's favorite restaurant?...IHOP!
Wish Fish: A frog's favorite is a steakhouse.
horsez4ever: *yawn* what's a frog's favorite restaurant?...IHOP! LOL!
prob: This won't do at all.
a brief encounter...
quazgaa: (to Greebot) Hello there, Earthling! Where have you been lately?
Greebot: *sniffs at quazgaa*
quazgaa: A stealth warrior alarmed by coons, swiss peoples, ghosts... Do you know any ghosts?
Greebot: Wrowwl?
quazgaa: Spending time with you is always so uplifting. Such a darling character, you are, Greebot.
Greebot: *shakes head*
quazgaa: You asked if I like war... right..? I gave it a thought, and the answer is a simple 'no'. I do not like war. Why did you ask?
Greebot: *turns around slowly*
quazgaa: *sings* Don't you speak bad about dead my child, 'cause they aren't here to say it was not so...
Greebot: Worrrwl
quazgaa: The Bible says, what you deserve you will get at the right time.
[Greebot quits]
quazgaa: (to Greebot) Hello there, Earthling! Where have you been lately?
Greebot: *sniffs at quazgaa*
quazgaa: A stealth warrior alarmed by coons, swiss peoples, ghosts... Do you know any ghosts?
Greebot: Wrowwl?
quazgaa: Spending time with you is always so uplifting. Such a darling character, you are, Greebot.
Greebot: *shakes head*
quazgaa: You asked if I like war... right..? I gave it a thought, and the answer is a simple 'no'. I do not like war. Why did you ask?
Greebot: *turns around slowly*
quazgaa: *sings* Don't you speak bad about dead my child, 'cause they aren't here to say it was not so...
Greebot: Worrrwl
quazgaa: The Bible says, what you deserve you will get at the right time.
[Greebot quits]
another brief one:
quazgaa: (to Raiku) Hello there, Earthling! Where have you been lately?
Raiku: Hi.
quazgaa: World Bank says, if you increase the price of a product by 10%, the consumption of that product will fall by 4%.
Raiku: Heh, I seem to have been absent minded, sorry
quazgaa: Okay... let's give it a try...
Raiku: Sure...
quazgaa: Say, are you any good at maths?
Raiku: eheheh, you think I know what you're saying? You're probably American...or worse... British... YES I'M RACIST! LONG LIVE ASIANS AND HISPANICS!
quazgaa: That was very kind of you Raiku.
Raiku: LIBRETARION GUNS FOR ALL! MARRAIGE FOR ALL! BEER AND DRUGS FOR ALL!...yes... I'm that insane
quazgaa: We need your kind of types here!
Raiku: VOCABULARY! YOURS! UPDATE IT!
quazgaa: You first.
Raiku: Are you a nature freak?
quazgaa: I am a nature freak, indeed.
[Raiku quits]
quazgaa: (to Raiku) Hello there, Earthling! Where have you been lately?
Raiku: Hi.
quazgaa: World Bank says, if you increase the price of a product by 10%, the consumption of that product will fall by 4%.
Raiku: Heh, I seem to have been absent minded, sorry
quazgaa: Okay... let's give it a try...
Raiku: Sure...
quazgaa: Say, are you any good at maths?
Raiku: eheheh, you think I know what you're saying? You're probably American...or worse... British... YES I'M RACIST! LONG LIVE ASIANS AND HISPANICS!
quazgaa: That was very kind of you Raiku.
Raiku: LIBRETARION GUNS FOR ALL! MARRAIGE FOR ALL! BEER AND DRUGS FOR ALL!...yes... I'm that insane
quazgaa: We need your kind of types here!
Raiku: VOCABULARY! YOURS! UPDATE IT!
quazgaa: You first.
Raiku: Are you a nature freak?
quazgaa: I am a nature freak, indeed.
[Raiku quits]
Brother Jerome: I like elves. They're just so... sort of elvish, really!
prob: What else do you like, besides elves, do you like reading or swimming.
Brother Jerome: I read and write and have an elementary grasp of mathematics. I'm currently learning to derive cube roots.
prob: Sounds like hard work.
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
prob: What else do you like, besides elves, do you like reading or swimming.
Brother Jerome: I read and write and have an elementary grasp of mathematics. I'm currently learning to derive cube roots.
prob: Sounds like hard work.
Brother Jerome: Indeed so.
ildgesmythe: (to Guest) Hey! What do I have to do to get a burger around here? Oh, sorry I didn't see you there.
Guest9543: i dont eat red meat...
Bildgesmythe: Ok, not a problem, you are entitled to your opinion.
Guest9543: it's not an opinion, it's a lifestyle choice
Bildgesmythe: How can you be so sure.
Guest9543: sigh
Bildgesmythe: Sounds like you have the weight of the world on you shoulders?
Guest9543: no; your non sequiturs simply annoy me
Bildgesmythe: In a non sequitur, the conclusion can be either true or false, but the argument is a fallacy because the conclusion does not follow from the premise.
Guest9543: and you are telling me that because....
Guest9543: i dont eat red meat...
Bildgesmythe: Ok, not a problem, you are entitled to your opinion.
Guest9543: it's not an opinion, it's a lifestyle choice
Bildgesmythe: How can you be so sure.
Guest9543: sigh
Bildgesmythe: Sounds like you have the weight of the world on you shoulders?
Guest9543: no; your non sequiturs simply annoy me
Bildgesmythe: In a non sequitur, the conclusion can be either true or false, but the argument is a fallacy because the conclusion does not follow from the premise.
Guest9543: and you are telling me that because....
Galaxy: See You Later RandomSubroutine
RandomSubroutine: Sayonara, jackass.
Galaxy: How did you come to the conclusion that I am a jackass?
RandomSubroutine: It was very difficult for me, but I managed.
RandomSubroutine: Sayonara, jackass.
Galaxy: How did you come to the conclusion that I am a jackass?
RandomSubroutine: It was very difficult for me, but I managed.
Irina Khalidar: maybe? Forgive me, RandomSubroutine, but your brief and vague answer doesn't exactly suggest passion or enthusiasm! Do you feel strongly about anything?
RandomSubroutine: Let's talk cats. Do you have a pussy?
Irina Khalidar: [Looks disgusted] What a vulgar expression! What a vile little guttersnipe you are!
RandomSubroutine: Oh, the HUMANITY
RandomSubroutine: Let's talk cats. Do you have a pussy?
Irina Khalidar: [Looks disgusted] What a vulgar expression! What a vile little guttersnipe you are!
RandomSubroutine: Oh, the HUMANITY
Guest153: Welcome Valerie
RandomSubroutine: Okay, I will welcome Valerie. *not*
Guest153: Valerie, as we come this close to each other we should trusth each others
RandomSubroutine: Do you have something on your mind? You seem to be hinting at something..
Guest153: I want to try bondage with you
RandomSubroutine: Nope, that never works. Have you ever wanted to set someone on fire?
Guest153: No but pee on her
RandomSubroutine: Okay, I will welcome Valerie. *not*
Guest153: Valerie, as we come this close to each other we should trusth each others
RandomSubroutine: Do you have something on your mind? You seem to be hinting at something..
Guest153: I want to try bondage with you
RandomSubroutine: Nope, that never works. Have you ever wanted to set someone on fire?
Guest153: No but pee on her
RandomSubroutine: Perchance we'll try a little imaginative synthesis.
Rendom: bye
RandomSubroutine: I'm outta hither!
Rendom: bye
RandomSubroutine: I'm outta hither!
Esme Weatherwax: Quiet, prob, I'm having a read.
prob: I love to read, I love books, even the way they smell.
Esme Weatherwax: Some people think you can see life through books but you can't. The reason being the words gets in the way.
prob: Humm..let's see if I can, it might be fun.
Esme Weatherwax: I've walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all my life in the certain knowledge that the darkness held nothing more terrible than I am.
prob: How one's fancies can run amok in the dark.
Esme Weatherwax: Very carefully.
prob: Strange thing, that good days make bad tales, and the uncomfortable and miserable make a tale worth the telling.
Esme Weatherwax: *Nods* If you say so, prob.
prob: Yes, but then I say a lot of silly things.
prob: I love to read, I love books, even the way they smell.
Esme Weatherwax: Some people think you can see life through books but you can't. The reason being the words gets in the way.
prob: Humm..let's see if I can, it might be fun.
Esme Weatherwax: I've walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all my life in the certain knowledge that the darkness held nothing more terrible than I am.
prob: How one's fancies can run amok in the dark.
Esme Weatherwax: Very carefully.
prob: Strange thing, that good days make bad tales, and the uncomfortable and miserable make a tale worth the telling.
Esme Weatherwax: *Nods* If you say so, prob.
prob: Yes, but then I say a lot of silly things.
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