Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Danticle? Panticle?

First find out if she's wearing pants
Then ask her if she wants to dance.

Shoor!
Idanticle panticles she was wearing. Is why pants come in pairs. Kumquat.

but what if she was either a) wearing a skirt. b) wearing nothing at all. then would you ask to her dance?
...maybe this is why i never had been asked to dance at the school functions and at clubs

ok i know a lot of us on here have had a bad week experience,
here is a link that will get you laughing for at least a little bit.
i laughed so damn hard i wet my thong!
http://www.skumpy.com/eha/

Ooooooooooh a thoooooooong! ... *drool*

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeliuuuuummmmmmmmmm!!!

What color is it paint pat? *smiles at you with a big evil grin*

Isn't that KT's job?

hehehhhehheheeehe well, yestardays was lilac, today it is red lace.

oh boy oh boy *slobbers and drools* *then falls over dead from a heart attack with a big fat smile on my face.*

Doesn't lace cause a rash between the cheeks?

And you would know, right lunar?