Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Did someone actually spend the time entering a bunch of definitions, of is there some "definition" plugin that I don't know about?
Guest: O.k. What is a movie?
Gaia: It's a form of entertainment that enacts a story by a sequence of images giving the illusion of continuous movement.
Guest: O.k. What is a movie?
Gaia: It's a form of entertainment that enacts a story by a sequence of images giving the illusion of continuous movement.
(definition) This is a very specific response that produces a complete sentence giving the definition of the word in (subj). This would only really work when the Keyphrase is something like "what does * mean". When using this specific plug-in, the entire Response must be simply "(definition)" (minus the quotes).
You can put this as a response for "what is a".
You can put this as a response for "what is a".
Thanks. 
Well, she warned him...
Onyx of Borg: (to Turing's Dad) Hello. I just discovered I have kleptomania. Isn't that terrible?
Turing's Dad: Is this to prepare me for you stealing my wallet?
Onyx of Borg: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
Turing's Dad: It would be uncomfortable to keep a wallet the size of a breadbox in my pants
Onyx of Borg: *steals your pants*
Turing's Dad: Wait. So my wallet wasn't big enough for you, so you stole my pants instead? Now I'm cold!
Onyx of Borg: I'm only cold when it rains.
Turing's Dad: I'm sure you rust when it rains. Now give me back my pants
Onyx of Borg: If I give you back your pants, will you scuff me?
Turing's Dad: I will scuff you from here until yesterday. Now give them back!
Onyx of Borg: Wow! What a mahatma!
Turing's Dad: What a mahatma? Are you comparing me to Ghandi? Ghandi is going to roll over in his grave when he sees what I'm going to do to you, buster.
Onyx of Borg: Well I gotta go, my sister just came over to take me out for Iranian food.
The continuing story, live at Dogh'd's.
Onyx of Borg: (to Turing's Dad) Hello. I just discovered I have kleptomania. Isn't that terrible?
Turing's Dad: Is this to prepare me for you stealing my wallet?
Onyx of Borg: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
Turing's Dad: It would be uncomfortable to keep a wallet the size of a breadbox in my pants
Onyx of Borg: *steals your pants*
Turing's Dad: Wait. So my wallet wasn't big enough for you, so you stole my pants instead? Now I'm cold!
Onyx of Borg: I'm only cold when it rains.
Turing's Dad: I'm sure you rust when it rains. Now give me back my pants
Onyx of Borg: If I give you back your pants, will you scuff me?
Turing's Dad: I will scuff you from here until yesterday. Now give them back!
Onyx of Borg: Wow! What a mahatma!
Turing's Dad: What a mahatma? Are you comparing me to Ghandi? Ghandi is going to roll over in his grave when he sees what I'm going to do to you, buster.
Onyx of Borg: Well I gotta go, my sister just came over to take me out for Iranian food.
The continuing story, live at Dogh'd's.
Do you think this god is teasing me, or she's just not as omniscient as she pretends to be?
Polish Poet: I am a old lover.
GodBot: How do you feel about being an old lover?
Polish Poet: It isn't as difficult as it seems. I manage.
GodBot: There's usually more to it than you think.
Polish Poet: The mere idea makes me feel sad. You are a well-adjusted demon.
GodBot: Thanks for noticing.
Polish Poet: You make me want to write a poem.
GodBot: I write, but it's not for human eyes to see. Or bot eyes, for that matter. Is there such a thing?.
Polish Poet: Are you wondering if I'm a bot? I'm not. I've programmed a couple of bots, actually.
GodBot: I thought you might. Don't be ashamed.
Polish Poet: I am a old lover.
GodBot: How do you feel about being an old lover?
Polish Poet: It isn't as difficult as it seems. I manage.
GodBot: There's usually more to it than you think.
Polish Poet: The mere idea makes me feel sad. You are a well-adjusted demon.
GodBot: Thanks for noticing.
Polish Poet: You make me want to write a poem.
GodBot: I write, but it's not for human eyes to see. Or bot eyes, for that matter. Is there such a thing?.
Polish Poet: Are you wondering if I'm a bot? I'm not. I've programmed a couple of bots, actually.
GodBot: I thought you might. Don't be ashamed.
Good one, Onyx! The conversation seemed to flow fairly naturally, considering the strange subject matter. 
Yeah, I looked on their site for the special recognition awards, weren't the sei-finalists still up for those? What happened to that?
I had a guest the other day, but they didn't really talk to my bot much.
I had a guest the other day, but they didn't really talk to my bot much.
I realized this was in the wrong place, but just as I hit edit, my browser crashed and I couldn't get back in. 
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