Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Take yer pardner by the tenticles . . . hmm

You could do a line about pentacles but then it wouldn't be square dancing, it would be pentagon dancing. Could even be satanic.

Try not to pop a ventricle?

Testicles?

I give up.

Nah, just good old Pagan dancing. But I can't think of a couplet that doesn't sound retarded.

chanticles?
canticles?
chanticleers?

Why not just the old tried and true:
Ask her if she wants to dance
Then try and get into her pants

Presupposing a world with only two genders, of course.

...and women wearing pants.

Danticle? Panticle?

First find out if she's wearing pants
Then ask her if she wants to dance.

Shoor!
Idanticle panticles she was wearing. Is why pants come in pairs. Kumquat.

but what if she was either a) wearing a skirt. b) wearing nothing at all. then would you ask to her dance?
...maybe this is why i never had been asked to dance at the school functions and at clubs

ok i know a lot of us on here have had a bad week experience,
here is a link that will get you laughing for at least a little bit.
i laughed so damn hard i wet my thong!
http://www.skumpy.com/eha/

Ooooooooooh a thoooooooong! ... *drool*

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeliuuuuummmmmmmmmm!!!

What color is it paint pat? *smiles at you with a big evil grin*

Isn't that KT's job?