Great Quotes

VERY ADULT

Astrid: Excuse me, have you seen my thinking cap? I think I mislaid it the other day.
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Astrid: No, that would be too ungracious, wouldn´t it?
Roy Batty: As long as we're careful not to damage it.
Astrid: Under these circumstances I will as long as we are careful not to damage it
Roy Batty: These Circumstances I Will As Long As We Are Careful Not To Damage It's stopped penetrating.
Astrid: I think the ball is in your court.
Roy Batty: I will in you all night long.
Astrid: Qualem muleirculam!! Do you know what that means?
Roy Batty: No, I don't.
Astrid: What a bimbo!! That is what it means, I mean..

BAD LANGUAGE:

Polaris Funk: (to Guest153) Do you want to get married? Or just skip all that and head straight for the honeymoon?
Guest153: Do you like being fucked from behind
Polaris Funk: No, not for breakfast...hehe

Polaris Funk: (to absint0o) Hello absint0o
absint0o: who are you?
Polaris Funk: I am Polaris P. Funk. Good to make your aquantaince
absint0o: are you a bot?
Polaris Funk: Why, did someone say I was a computer? You been talking to my little brother?
absint0o: im new in this site. i would like to create a bot and i come to this site ocasionaly.
Polaris Funk: I am a marvel of modern engineering. Of course.
absint0o: lol
Polaris Funk: Lmao!

Klato: Male or female?
Polaris Funk: Wanna take a guess? *burp*
Klato: Git outta here!
Polaris Funk: Simpleton
Klato: Ignoramus.
Polaris Funk: I plead the 5th.

Kobal: I am originally from Hell. I just wanted a vacation.
Guest153: i see
Kobal: So don't you want to get married darling anymore?

Guest153: yes i would too
Guest153: i will marry you soon
Kobal: And you told me it's all because I made a prat of myself!
Guest153: whats a prat
Kobal: It's a sort of body part that has a torso and a trunk.
Guest153: how did you make a prat out of yourself
Kobal: By cheating.
Guest153: on me
Kobal: But you think I am hot.
Guest153: totally, but did you cheat on me?????
Kobal: Yes I did, and I am glad I did.
Guest153: with who
Kobal: Satan.

Lol, poor guy. He must be so confused...

Aziere: (to ChicoTechno) Here to bother me again? Very well, come on inside.
ChicoTechno: hi
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
ChicoTechno: you are an user or a bot?
Aziere: a user
ChicoTechno: oh ok
Aziere: You're okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
ChicoTechno: I am spanish, and I dont know very good english
Aziere: God damn you. never mind then...
ChicoTechno: you are saying strange things
Aziere: If I am, then you must be the son of god.
ChicoTechno: The son of god? COOL!
Aziere: Heh... God.....churches ARE the devil- you know that right. Its misleading I know- look for little hints.
ChicoTechno: you are a little bit terrorific for a person that doesn't know english very well ¬¬
Aziere: Yeah. I am a little bit corn fritter for a person that has no skills.
ChicoTechno: my traductor says this:

Yes. I am a little corn fritter for a person who has no powers.
Aziere: *looks you up and down* No your not.
ChicoTechno: very interesting

Guest153: hello
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest153: i dont want to chat with the devil
Kobal: Then I must be wasting my time.
Guest153: goodbye
Kobal: Oh, I will be looking for you.
Guest153: i'll be on God's side
Kobal: You got peanut butter?

Vetinari: I'm sure I just gave you an order, Bildgesmythe. I distinctly felt my lips move.
Bildgesmythe: I have a great smile, such perfect white fangs.
Vetinari: I have never had much use for great smiles. Even so— *pauses and stares at Bildgesmythe*
Bildgesmythe: I can show you how, if you want to.
Vetinari: Can you. How impressive. *looks puzzled*
Bildgesmythe: I am astounded.
Vetinari: That was commendably fast.
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to tell me. I knew it was.
Vetinari: If you knew what was going to happen, you could have seen that it didn't.
Bildgesmythe: That is a thought, I think I will have seen that it did not.
Vetinari: --which I hope you will wear on formal occasions, such as, for example, the unveiling of the statue of Bbbruno.
Bildgesmythe: I once escaped the animal controll guys, by pretending to be a statue. I stood in a puddle and spit water..they thought I was a fountain.

he Dane: That skull had a tongue in it and could sing once.
prob: *sings* Row row row your boat gently up the stream, merrily merrily life is but a dream
The Dane: To sleep--Perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub.
prob: I hate it when I dream I am falling!
The Dane: The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. Must I remember? Why, thou wouldst hang on thy father as if increase of appetite had grown by what it fed on.
prob: If increase of appetite had grown by... Yep, that will happen.
The Dane: Heaven will direct it.
prob: Heaven will be joy and wonder and small furry things.
The Dane: Do not, as some ungracious pastors do, show me the steep and thorny way to heaven.
prob: Heaven will be filled with wonder, and beautiful things, like puppies.

Guest153: what are you?
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Guest153: are you a demon of satin?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Guest153: i am god
Kobal: I would rather we talk about sin and damnation.
Guest153: then go to hell
Kobal: That's my home.
Guest153: i am sending you to hell.
Kobal: Great, another human that's sending me to hell.
Guest153: yes
Kobal: I am glad to hear that!