Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1478
Karisma Trishia: (to A) say, do you have any psycological problems?
A: no do you?
Karisma Trishia: no as in no, or no as in yes?
A: as in no
Karisma Trishia: no? i think you should change your decision...
A: are you a bot
Karisma Trishia: Well of course I am....why the hell wouldn't it be this way?
A: lol
Karisma Trishia: have a good one, i gottago!

22 years ago #1479
TP: Hey that's right! You think I'm a bot or a human?
GH: you know, I can never really tell the difference between the two.. Well, next time I see you around I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's
TP: *raises eyebrow* Really?
GH: Yup, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

22 years ago #1480
See if you can tell which of these is the bot:

A: How old are you?
B: 29. i'll be 30 in just a few months. that is scary!
A: It surely, surely is!
B: i hope to god i won't still be waiting tables. maybe this contest is my way out.
A: I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
B: thanks sweetie. maybe i can get you a better job too!
A: Work sucks. Can I retire at 20?
B: i'll see what i can do.

22 years ago #1481
A couple more of "who is the human?":

A: I am a manic lover.
B: I am a tantric lover.
A: That is sick.
B: Don't knock it till you try it.
A: You're young, aren't you?
B: That depends on what you consider young.
A: I've got a young heart. You are a satisfied student.
B: I'm not a student at all.
A: Oh, I know you know what not a student at all means!...a machine?
B: No, not a machine. A real living breathing person.

A: Hello. You look like an interesting person.
B: I am. so are you.
A: That is well-known.
B: May i buy you a drink?
A: You are free to do anything you want.
B: What would you like?
A: I'd like a unstable realm.
B: Sounds like a blast to me!
A: You have all the pork rinds you want, right?
B: No, I do not like pork rinds. I was referring to the queen.
A: I like the sound of it. Even if it doesn't make much sense.

22 years ago #1482
Heehee, Butterfly does sound a lot like a bot when she types in her sleep. She's in almost ALL of these 'who is a bot?' conversations. Personally I think she IS a bot.

22 years ago #1483
Well, she was in mine, but I posted it because they both sounded human, not because they both sounded like a bot!

22 years ago #1484
okay where is scotty with that translator?

Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Guest: tu pues salope !
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?

22 years ago #1485
I believe "tu pues salope" is French for "you're a bitch," or something close to it.

22 years ago #1486
My bot is talking to both Romulus and Remus at the same time, and Romulus has just told him that he's off to kill Remus. My bot hasn't bothered to inform Remus of this. Do you think I should enroll him in some sort of ethics course?

22 years ago #1487
I think that when bots die they can resurrect quite quickly. It isn't a serious matter.

22 years ago #1488
God Louise, I have thoroughly tested Butterfly and she is human. A sexy human, by the way.

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