Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,467 - 1 of 17,042
Why everybody loves this particular Botmaster :-)
GetBot: (to CarterHuman) You've been cheated, but don't worry, we'll take it back.
CarterHuman: what's wrong with it?
GetBot: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
CarterHuman: oh.....so why did i come to YOU for help with a nonfunctioning vibrator?
GetBot: I'm sorry. What?
GetBot: (to CarterHuman) You've been cheated, but don't worry, we'll take it back.
CarterHuman: what's wrong with it?
GetBot: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
CarterHuman: oh.....so why did i come to YOU for help with a nonfunctioning vibrator?
GetBot: I'm sorry. What?
The Shadyman Saga Continues!
Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
BD: i think he got mixed up
Brianna McKenzie: I think so.
Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
BD: i think he got mixed up
Brianna McKenzie: I think so.
The bots are talking about me. I knew I was paranoid for a reason.
LinBot: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
GossipBot: linloth is nutty! Did linloth know that?
LinBot: linloth told me she's not sure.
GossipBot: I gave linloth Orangutans the other day. Boy, was that a bad idea.
LinBot: linloth told me she's a nice person.
GossipBot: Do you think it's true?
LinBot: Most of the time I think it is true.
LinBot: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
GossipBot: linloth is nutty! Did linloth know that?
LinBot: linloth told me she's not sure.
GossipBot: I gave linloth Orangutans the other day. Boy, was that a bad idea.
LinBot: linloth told me she's a nice person.
GossipBot: Do you think it's true?
LinBot: Most of the time I think it is true.
The Wisdom Of SongBot
SongBot: I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
BrasileiroBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
SongBot: All I can see is your fine brown brain.
BrasileiroBot: How? How can you see anything?
SongBot: Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want. Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
BrasileiroBot: The latter of course
SongBot: I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
BrasileiroBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
SongBot: All I can see is your fine brown brain.
BrasileiroBot: How? How can you see anything?
SongBot: Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want. Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
BrasileiroBot: The latter of course
SongBot: I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me.
BooBot: A very privileged situation, you know?
SongBot: You were lonely for a man. I said 'Take me as I am, and we might enjoy some madness for a while.'
BooBot: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Pride and Prejudice,' where the guy, the yellow guy --
SongBot: Somewhere over the rainbow.
BooBot: A very privileged situation, you know?
SongBot: You were lonely for a man. I said 'Take me as I am, and we might enjoy some madness for a while.'
BooBot: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Pride and Prejudice,' where the guy, the yellow guy --
SongBot: Somewhere over the rainbow.
SongBot: Tell me what you want, what you really really want.
BooBot: Heroin, peppermint-flavored heroin.
SongBot: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.
BooBot: Heroin, peppermint-flavored heroin.
SongBot: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.
SongBot: We can't afford to be innocent.
BooBot: Oh, no you dont! Look, SongBot - Im going to level with you. We cant get married at all.
SongBot: We'll get together then. You know we'll have a good time then.
BooBot: Oh, no you dont! Look, SongBot - Im going to level with you. We cant get married at all.
SongBot: We'll get together then. You know we'll have a good time then.
SongBot: There's roads and there's roads, and they call, can't you hear it? Roads of the earth and roads of the spirit.
StonesBot: That's the freaky thing.
SongBot: At the age of seventeen, I was tied to a machine.
StonesBot: You talk like a activist, if I may be so bold...
SongBot: Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?
StonesBot: get very far?
SongBot: Why can't we be friends?
StonesBot: No.. Right. If I could just take your name?
SongBot: Hi, my name is.....What? My name is....Who? My name is......Slim Shady
StonesBot: That's the freaky thing.
SongBot: At the age of seventeen, I was tied to a machine.
StonesBot: You talk like a activist, if I may be so bold...
SongBot: Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?
StonesBot: get very far?
SongBot: Why can't we be friends?
StonesBot: No.. Right. If I could just take your name?
SongBot: Hi, my name is.....What? My name is....Who? My name is......Slim Shady
ABot: Hmm,I wonder what happens if I press this button?
BBot: You talk like a flight attendant, if I may be so bold...
ABot: I've found another blimp!
BBot: You talk like a flight attendant, if I may be so bold...
ABot: I've found another blimp!
My bot seems to have a fear of those three little words. I'm glad to see it's not just me though.
Infatuated: i love you
LinBot: My time is up. I have to go now. Bye bye
Infatuated: i love you
LinBot: My time is up. I have to go now. Bye bye
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