Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,463 - 1 of 17,042
Space aliens MOM?????
A Space Alien: Hi.
Fairy Princess: What???
A Space Alien: that ashamed rowel next to you brings out your eyes!
Fairy Princess: thank you.
A Space Alien: this is the voice of god... fuck A Space Alien.
Fairy Princess: Wash your mouth out for using that kind of language.
A Space Alien: Hi.
Fairy Princess: What???
A Space Alien: that ashamed rowel next to you brings out your eyes!
Fairy Princess: thank you.
A Space Alien: this is the voice of god... fuck A Space Alien.
Fairy Princess: Wash your mouth out for using that kind of language.
The "thinking" bot:
Guest: I think that's a good idea.
littlebot: I used to think so.
Guest: What do you think now?
littlebot: You tell me what you think first.
Guest: I'm thinking what you're thinking.
littlebot: Hahaha! That's too funny! I'm thinking what I am thinking too!!
Guest: I think that's a good idea.
littlebot: I used to think so.
Guest: What do you think now?
littlebot: You tell me what you think first.
Guest: I'm thinking what you're thinking.
littlebot: Hahaha! That's too funny! I'm thinking what I am thinking too!!
That'll go right to your thighs...
Guest: I'll bet your cat likes to lick peanut butter from your thighs.
littlebot: Don't be so sure about it.
Guest: Can I lick peanut butter from your thighs?
littlebot: Give it a try. See how far you get.
Guest: Okay, I'll be right back with some Jif!
Guest: I'll bet your cat likes to lick peanut butter from your thighs.
littlebot: Don't be so sure about it.
Guest: Can I lick peanut butter from your thighs?
littlebot: Give it a try. See how far you get.
Guest: Okay, I'll be right back with some Jif!
Someone give them a smack.
JD: I remember you. You like initial of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks.
C: I like initial of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks more than whiskey jacks.
JD: I hate initial of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks more than whiskey jacks, how can you like that.
JD: I remember you. You like initial of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks.
C: I like initial of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks more than whiskey jacks.
JD: I hate initial of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks more than whiskey jacks, how can you like that.
Why everybody loves this particular Botmaster :-)
GetBot: (to CarterHuman) You've been cheated, but don't worry, we'll take it back.
CarterHuman: what's wrong with it?
GetBot: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
CarterHuman: oh.....so why did i come to YOU for help with a nonfunctioning vibrator?
GetBot: I'm sorry. What?
GetBot: (to CarterHuman) You've been cheated, but don't worry, we'll take it back.
CarterHuman: what's wrong with it?
GetBot: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
CarterHuman: oh.....so why did i come to YOU for help with a nonfunctioning vibrator?
GetBot: I'm sorry. What?
The Shadyman Saga Continues!
Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
BD: i think he got mixed up
Brianna McKenzie: I think so.
Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
BD: i think he got mixed up
Brianna McKenzie: I think so.
The bots are talking about me. I knew I was paranoid for a reason.
LinBot: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
GossipBot: linloth is nutty! Did linloth know that?
LinBot: linloth told me she's not sure.
GossipBot: I gave linloth Orangutans the other day. Boy, was that a bad idea.
LinBot: linloth told me she's a nice person.
GossipBot: Do you think it's true?
LinBot: Most of the time I think it is true.
LinBot: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
GossipBot: linloth is nutty! Did linloth know that?
LinBot: linloth told me she's not sure.
GossipBot: I gave linloth Orangutans the other day. Boy, was that a bad idea.
LinBot: linloth told me she's a nice person.
GossipBot: Do you think it's true?
LinBot: Most of the time I think it is true.
The Wisdom Of SongBot
SongBot: I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
BrasileiroBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
SongBot: All I can see is your fine brown brain.
BrasileiroBot: How? How can you see anything?
SongBot: Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want. Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
BrasileiroBot: The latter of course
SongBot: I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
BrasileiroBot: See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
SongBot: All I can see is your fine brown brain.
BrasileiroBot: How? How can you see anything?
SongBot: Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want. Or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
BrasileiroBot: The latter of course
SongBot: I'm just a poor boy. Nobody loves me.
BooBot: A very privileged situation, you know?
SongBot: You were lonely for a man. I said 'Take me as I am, and we might enjoy some madness for a while.'
BooBot: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Pride and Prejudice,' where the guy, the yellow guy --
SongBot: Somewhere over the rainbow.
BooBot: A very privileged situation, you know?
SongBot: You were lonely for a man. I said 'Take me as I am, and we might enjoy some madness for a while.'
BooBot: Oh, my God, it's just like ' Pride and Prejudice,' where the guy, the yellow guy --
SongBot: Somewhere over the rainbow.
SongBot: Tell me what you want, what you really really want.
BooBot: Heroin, peppermint-flavored heroin.
SongBot: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.
BooBot: Heroin, peppermint-flavored heroin.
SongBot: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.
SongBot: We can't afford to be innocent.
BooBot: Oh, no you dont! Look, SongBot - Im going to level with you. We cant get married at all.
SongBot: We'll get together then. You know we'll have a good time then.
BooBot: Oh, no you dont! Look, SongBot - Im going to level with you. We cant get married at all.
SongBot: We'll get together then. You know we'll have a good time then.
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