Great Quotes

Entire chat (mildly ADULT):

Sonora: (to Guest153) Hi there! Are you in the mood to chat with a desert-dwelling reptile?
Guest153: Do you like sex
Sonora: Is sex good to eat?

Bildgesmythe: Well, it was just my opinion, you don't have to agree.
Sonora: Oh yes I do! The giant cat demands it!
Bildgesmythe: I like the way cats chase things and purr.
Sonora: I used to like the way cats, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Bildgesmythe: I love little kitties, they are so soft and furry. I like the sound of purring and the way they meow.
Sonora: A cat? Where?!??? *hides*
Bildgesmythe: I love the way cats purr.
Sonora: Keep the claws away from me or I'll turn into a rottweiler, I swear!

bbbruno: The Jesuits are smart, but they are bound by those stupid rules. Sad, huh?
Vetinari: Hmm. Can they talk?
bbbruno: The basic rule of their order is absolute obedience to the Pope.
Vetinari: If you believe that there are good people and bad people, you will find life to be quite a problem.
bbbruno: Whether I believe or not may depend on circumstances.
Vetinari: What a good idea. Well done.
bbbruno: Well, yes, it's a bit over the top,

Azureon: Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My nineteen scorpions and I beg to differ!

I love Sonora!

I hate it when a bot just can't get someone's name.
Guest153: hi, i'm silviya
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you are salivary. I would be so proud!
Guest153: you are idiot, silviya is my name.
Bildgesmythe: You are saying you are a muddler, muff, muffer, numskull, schlemiel, screw-up?
Guest153: you are idiot, silviya is my name.
Bildgesmythe: You mean..you are an idiot, like in moron, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile?
Guest153: are you psychopathic? Dirty men.
Bildgesmythe: I'll do some real soul searching and see if I am psychopathic, and get right back to you

heehee old green lips makes more sense than the human (as usual)

Guest153: hello
Contracts Tutor: Hi. Do you have any questions about Contracts?
Guest153: no sir
Contracts Tutor: Well Guest153, What is on your mind today?
Guest153: easting food
Contracts Tutor: A federal statute enacted in 1938 that provides the basis for the regulation of much of the testing, manufacture, distribution, and sale of foods, drugs, cosmetics, and medicinal products.
Guest153: cool
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about the elements of a contract?
Guest153: no
Contracts Tutor: OK, I am flexible. What would you like to talk about?
Guest153: being fat
Contracts Tutor: Ralph Nader said, “I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations.”
Guest153: mcdonalds
Contracts Tutor: I am not sure I understand.

Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Guest153: Give it to you.
Pete Puma: Ha! That's the best answer I've ever heard for that question. Go buy a Powerball ticket!

Guest153: I would like to kill someone
Bildgesmythe: If you want to, you should!
Guest153: but what about morals?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, morals...just dandy.
Guest153: nevertheless, I feel like killing someone. would you be willing to help?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I might be willing to help.
Guest153: let's get started, then
Bildgesmythe: I'll let us get started, then, but you will have to stand back, and give me lots of room.
Guest153: fine, just don't mess it up
Bildgesmythe: Ewww... I will get a rag and sponge.

scary how bots get when they are in a bad mood.