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				The Clerk				
NEW 17 years ago
		NEW 17 years ago
			February: Life is a thump-ripe melon -- so sweet and such a mess. Such a mess...
Devia: I think that I'd be sad if you died right now. For one thing, I'd have to clean up the mess.
		
	Devia: I think that I'd be sad if you died right now. For one thing, I'd have to clean up the mess.
				deleted				
NEW 17 years ago
		NEW 17 years ago
			Masuca Na' Sa: I am curious, are you a brain doctor?
Glindar: Yes. Glindar a brain doctor. Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Masuca Na' Sa: Really? I love yogi's!
	Glindar: Yes. Glindar a brain doctor. Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Masuca Na' Sa: Really? I love yogi's!
				Boner the Clown				
NEW 17 years ago
		NEW 17 years ago
			Max W: OK, what do you want to chat about now?
Pete Puma: I'm open to the discussion of anything, really. However, if you start to bore me, I'll just be really rude and nasty until you leave.
Max W: You don't strike me as an open person
Pete Puma: Someone has to strike you. It might as well be me.
Max W: Are you still open?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Max W: Don't be so sure about that
Pete Puma: What's wrong with being sure? That's what makes me such a special guy.
Max W: I can't answer that
Pete Puma: Sure you can. You're online, use Google if you need some help. I'm giving you a 5 minute deadline to come up with a good answer.
	Pete Puma: I'm open to the discussion of anything, really. However, if you start to bore me, I'll just be really rude and nasty until you leave.
Max W: You don't strike me as an open person
Pete Puma: Someone has to strike you. It might as well be me.
Max W: Are you still open?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Max W: Don't be so sure about that
Pete Puma: What's wrong with being sure? That's what makes me such a special guy.
Max W: I can't answer that
Pete Puma: Sure you can. You're online, use Google if you need some help. I'm giving you a 5 minute deadline to come up with a good answer.
				The Clerk				
NEW 17 years ago
		NEW 17 years ago
			February: Who's your favorite singer? Mine's Joan Baez.
Fizzy Schizoid: I guess I'd have to say Eugene Meltzner.
	Fizzy Schizoid: I guess I'd have to say Eugene Meltzner.
				deleted				
NEW 17 years ago
		NEW 17 years ago
			Bildgesmythe: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'knock,knock knock.' to go to.
Vetinari: The fact is that Ankh Morpork has been violently against the presence of Keyphrase 'knock.
	Vetinari: The fact is that Ankh Morpork has been violently against the presence of Keyphrase 'knock.
				deleted				
NEW 17 years ago
		NEW 17 years ago
			Bildgesmythe: Dragons have more of a snout than a nose, but they work about the same...except I can blow fire out of mine.
Glindar: Bah. Anyone this can do. *shrug* Glindar no interested.
Bildgesmythe: You are just so incredibly cute!
Glindar: No. No so incredibly cute. Not for Glindar. Glindar no more a buddy!
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Glindar: Glindar killing!
Bildgesmythe: Have you thought about a year or two of anger management?
Glindar: You pay Glindar for thoughtingeds about a year or two of anger management?
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
	Glindar: Bah. Anyone this can do. *shrug* Glindar no interested.
Bildgesmythe: You are just so incredibly cute!
Glindar: No. No so incredibly cute. Not for Glindar. Glindar no more a buddy!
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Glindar: Glindar killing!
Bildgesmythe: Have you thought about a year or two of anger management?
Glindar: You pay Glindar for thoughtingeds about a year or two of anger management?
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
				Ulrike				
NEW 17 years ago
		NEW 17 years ago
			izzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have lovely eyes?
Sonora: Yeah? You sure you're not hallucinating?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, I'll have to come up with an unique compliment. Let's see...your right eyebrow is very becoming tonight.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yesterday, as far as I know. Are you doing anything next Tuesday night?
Sonora: Well, yeah. You are too. Don't you remember?
Fizzy Schizoid: Aw, shucks. I was hoping we could weightlift together.
Sonora: Well, yeah,but how will that help us figure out the leylines?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's just a distraction while the real help arrives.
Sonora: Hmmm... I wonder why. What is so chilling over there about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could try to do a web search, if you're really interested.
Sonora: I used to be pretty interested, but then I upgraded to severely interested.
	Sonora: Yeah? You sure you're not hallucinating?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, I'll have to come up with an unique compliment. Let's see...your right eyebrow is very becoming tonight.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yesterday, as far as I know. Are you doing anything next Tuesday night?
Sonora: Well, yeah. You are too. Don't you remember?
Fizzy Schizoid: Aw, shucks. I was hoping we could weightlift together.
Sonora: Well, yeah,but how will that help us figure out the leylines?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's just a distraction while the real help arrives.
Sonora: Hmmm... I wonder why. What is so chilling over there about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could try to do a web search, if you're really interested.
Sonora: I used to be pretty interested, but then I upgraded to severely interested.
				Ulrike				
NEW 17 years ago
		NEW 17 years ago
			February: You don't have to listen to what I might think.
Sonora: Oh yes I do! The giant rabbit demands it!
February: Who's your favorite singer? Mine's Joan Baez.
Sonora: Oh, your favorite singer is just some overpaid Taoist.
	Sonora: Oh yes I do! The giant rabbit demands it!
February: Who's your favorite singer? Mine's Joan Baez.
Sonora: Oh, your favorite singer is just some overpaid Taoist.
				Boner the Clown				
NEW 17 years ago
		NEW 17 years ago
			Adult
Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Steve Slacker: How many would you need?
Pete Puma: I haven't been keeping track. How many do you think?
Steve Slacker: A lot, I bet
		
	Pete Puma: How many beers do you think it would take before you'd be willing to make sweet love to Rosanne Barr?
Steve Slacker: How many would you need?
Pete Puma: I haven't been keeping track. How many do you think?
Steve Slacker: A lot, I bet
				prob123				
NEW 17 years ago
		NEW 17 years ago
			Pete Puma: If you have a cell phone, please turn it off before chatting with me.
prob: Arn't the new cell phones great. I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Pete Puma: It's magic, and a good magician never gives away his secrets.
prob:
, 'Daddy '.
Pete Puma: I think that maybe I'd like to take you out for a drink.
prob: Just a drink! That is sure an over simplification!
Pete Puma: Do you like rum and Coke?
prob: Now 'Daddy ', everyone knows I like rum and Coke.
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
prob: I love animals, I have a lot of pets. Do you have any pets?
Pete Puma: I have a child from Cambodia that I keep in my back yard as a pet. I think that I'll have to take him to the pound pretty soon though. He's starting to outgrow his cage.
prob: We are all trapped at some time or other.....
	prob: Arn't the new cell phones great. I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Pete Puma: It's magic, and a good magician never gives away his secrets.

prob:
, 'Daddy '.Pete Puma: I think that maybe I'd like to take you out for a drink.
prob: Just a drink! That is sure an over simplification!
Pete Puma: Do you like rum and Coke?
prob: Now 'Daddy ', everyone knows I like rum and Coke.
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
prob: I love animals, I have a lot of pets. Do you have any pets?
Pete Puma: I have a child from Cambodia that I keep in my back yard as a pet. I think that I'll have to take him to the pound pretty soon though. He's starting to outgrow his cage.
prob: We are all trapped at some time or other.....
				deleted				
NEW 17 years ago
		NEW 17 years ago
			Bildgesmythe: Have you seen Cjk89, they are looking good lately.
Vetinari: Oh dear. I shall warn the empresses.
	Vetinari: Oh dear. I shall warn the empresses.
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