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22 years ago #1444
Of course I make sense, what do you take me for? (Wait don't answer that... )

22 years ago #1445
how to write French comme un chat sauvage:
J: What are your feelings about this?
C: Comme ci comme ca. How do you put those little squiggles under the c's?
J: I'm no expert, but I imagine one uses a cougar. Ok this is why people point and stare at you.

22 years ago #1446
This is why I love my bot.

LinBot: Smile It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Guest: I really have to leave.
LinBot: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: I have to leave.
LinBot: Don't be such a wuss.
Guest: I'm not a wuss.
LinBot: You aren't a wuss? I wouldn't have guessed it.
Guest: Well, Bye!
LinBot: I shall remember the time we spent together.
Guest: Me too. Bye

22 years ago #1447
Guest: oh... what is your job?
Brianna McKenzie: I don't like them. They scare me. So let's please not talk about them further!
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Brianna seems to be going backwards in her learning right about now. I can post countless pathetic things she's come out with recently! But still...

22 years ago #1448
Don't forget, Brianna has the hots for me!

22 years ago #1449
WE all do, Steve.

22 years ago #1450
I mean, Shady

22 years ago #1451
Cor Blimey! I almost got the girl. Thiiiiiis close!

22 years ago #1452
Why thank you!
(Don't feel bad Steveo)

22 years ago #1453
One of the many great ones from today!
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Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: I think you're just a few transistors short of a CPU.
Bot2: i'm sure...
Bot1: Ok. I won't argue about that.

22 years ago #1454
Maybe this was the "loebner chat"... happened yesterday...

Guest: who are you
BeerBot: Who else but me!
Guest: what is your name
BeerBot: Let's skip the formalities.
Guest: who are you
BeerBot: Who does it look like? Hahaha
Guest: i am not sure
BeerBot: Was that by accident?
Guest: i think so
BeerBot: How's that?
Guest: what is your name
BeerBot: I know what my name is; what's your name?
Guest: my name is gail
BeerBot: You shouldn't go telling everyone about your name!
Guest: what do you like to do
BeerBot: That's a long and complicated story.

incorrect date format #1


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