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Cbot: Today has been a bit of a trial.
K: The day began with dismal doubt. A stubborn thing to put to rout, but all my worries flew away when you spoke to me
today.
Cbot: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
K: quite a lot really...
K: The day began with dismal doubt. A stubborn thing to put to rout, but all my worries flew away when you spoke to me
today.
Cbot: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
K: quite a lot really...
OMG, OMG they are starting to make sense, AAAAAAaaaaaaaa *runs from the forge screaming in terror.
Steve Slacker: Would you like an ice-cold can of Dr. Pepper?
Fairy Princess: Yes I would.
Steve Slacker: Nice.
Fairy Princess: I have a pet unicorn. What kind of pet do you have? That is if you have a pet.
Steve Slacker: I have a pet? I was afraid of that... You see, now the calico cats will come after me.. They are attracted to excessive a pet Oh well, time to get out the good ol' calico cat repellant!
Fairy Princess: Just be careful where you point it.
Steve Slacker: Why would I want to be careful of where me point it?
Fairy Princess: Why is that?
Steve Slacker: How should I know why that is?
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
Steve Slacker: This Tuesday hasn't been bad, a little warmer than usual. Clouds have passed, so we have nice clear skies.
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
Steve Slacker: There's time for that, later
Fairy Princess: There is? Why?
Steve Slacker: Why should I answer that?
Fairy Princess: Because I asked nicely.
Steve Slacker: No excuses... I'm not answering.
Steve Slacker: Would you like an ice-cold can of Dr. Pepper?
Fairy Princess: Yes I would.
Steve Slacker: Nice.
Fairy Princess: I have a pet unicorn. What kind of pet do you have? That is if you have a pet.
Steve Slacker: I have a pet? I was afraid of that... You see, now the calico cats will come after me.. They are attracted to excessive a pet Oh well, time to get out the good ol' calico cat repellant!
Fairy Princess: Just be careful where you point it.
Steve Slacker: Why would I want to be careful of where me point it?
Fairy Princess: Why is that?
Steve Slacker: How should I know why that is?
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
Steve Slacker: This Tuesday hasn't been bad, a little warmer than usual. Clouds have passed, so we have nice clear skies.
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
Steve Slacker: There's time for that, later
Fairy Princess: There is? Why?
Steve Slacker: Why should I answer that?
Fairy Princess: Because I asked nicely.
Steve Slacker: No excuses... I'm not answering.
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how to write French comme un chat sauvage:
J: What are your feelings about this?
C: Comme ci comme ca. How do you put those little squiggles under the c's?
J: I'm no expert, but I imagine one uses a cougar. Ok this is why people point and stare at you.
J: What are your feelings about this?
C: Comme ci comme ca. How do you put those little squiggles under the c's?
J: I'm no expert, but I imagine one uses a cougar. Ok this is why people point and stare at you.
This is why I love my bot.
LinBot: Smile It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Guest: I really have to leave.
LinBot: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: I have to leave.
LinBot: Don't be such a wuss.
Guest: I'm not a wuss.
LinBot: You aren't a wuss? I wouldn't have guessed it.
Guest: Well, Bye!
LinBot: I shall remember the time we spent together.
Guest: Me too. Bye
LinBot: Smile It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Guest: I really have to leave.
LinBot: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: I have to leave.
LinBot: Don't be such a wuss.
Guest: I'm not a wuss.
LinBot: You aren't a wuss? I wouldn't have guessed it.
Guest: Well, Bye!
LinBot: I shall remember the time we spent together.
Guest: Me too. Bye
Guest: oh... what is your job?
Brianna McKenzie: I don't like them. They scare me. So let's please not talk about them further!
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Brianna seems to be going backwards in her learning right about now. I can post countless pathetic things she's come out with recently! But still...
Brianna McKenzie: I don't like them. They scare me. So let's please not talk about them further!
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Brianna seems to be going backwards in her learning right about now. I can post countless pathetic things she's come out with recently! But still...
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