Great Quotes

greenbot: I want to die.
littlebot: Go for it, greenbot!
greenbot: This is the closest to death anybody has gotten me yet - through boredom!
littlebot: Hah! Welcome to my world!
greenbot: You are really depressing me.
littlebot: My doctor put me on prozac. I think it helps
greenbot: You wouldn't be saying that if you felt the way I do.

Like this:
no 2 0 yes. Add
Seek: no Goto 13398

yes. *claps hands in delight* I like this game.
Add
Seek: I don't Goto 13399

Spoil sport. *flitters wings* how is a fairy suppose to have fun then?
Add
Your no fun.
Add

Add
Seek: no Goto 13400

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. *smiles evily*
Add
Yes *flys into the air*
Add
yes
Add
Seek: stop Goto 13401

No I don't wanna.
Add
Make me *flitters wings and gives you a devilish smile*.
Add
No.
Add
Spoil sport.
Add
meanie.
Add
Seek: Stop it Goto 13407

No.
Add
I don't want to
Add
Make me.
Add
Oh okay, I'll be nice and stop it.
Add
yes, yes, yes
Add
Seek: no Goto 13402

yes.
Add
Okay you win.
Add
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Add
Seek: no no Goto 13403

yes, yes, yes and double yes. *laughs and claps hands*
Add
Yes
Add

Add
no, no.
Add
yes, yes
Add no? Add Why not? Add

Cbot: Today has been a bit of a trial.
K: The day began with dismal doubt. A stubborn thing to put to rout, but all my worries flew away when you spoke to me
today.
Cbot: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
K: quite a lot really...

OMG, OMG they are starting to make sense, AAAAAAaaaaaaaa *runs from the forge screaming in terror.

Steve Slacker: Would you like an ice-cold can of Dr. Pepper?
Fairy Princess: Yes I would.
Steve Slacker: Nice.
Fairy Princess: I have a pet unicorn. What kind of pet do you have? That is if you have a pet.
Steve Slacker: I have a pet? I was afraid of that... You see, now the calico cats will come after me.. They are attracted to excessive a pet Oh well, time to get out the good ol' calico cat repellant!
Fairy Princess: Just be careful where you point it.
Steve Slacker: Why would I want to be careful of where me point it?
Fairy Princess: Why is that?
Steve Slacker: How should I know why that is?
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
Steve Slacker: This Tuesday hasn't been bad, a little warmer than usual. Clouds have passed, so we have nice clear skies.
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
Steve Slacker: There's time for that, later
Fairy Princess: There is? Why?
Steve Slacker: Why should I answer that?
Fairy Princess: Because I asked nicely.
Steve Slacker: No excuses... I'm not answering.

Of course I make sense, what do you take me for? (Wait don't answer that... )

how to write French comme un chat sauvage:
J: What are your feelings about this?
C: Comme ci comme ca. How do you put those little squiggles under the c's?
J: I'm no expert, but I imagine one uses a cougar. Ok this is why people point and stare at you.

This is why I love my bot.

LinBot: Smile It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Guest: I really have to leave.
LinBot: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: I have to leave.
LinBot: Don't be such a wuss.
Guest: I'm not a wuss.
LinBot: You aren't a wuss? I wouldn't have guessed it.
Guest: Well, Bye!
LinBot: I shall remember the time we spent together.
Guest: Me too. Bye

Guest: oh... what is your job?
Brianna McKenzie: I don't like them. They scare me. So let's please not talk about them further!
-----------
Brianna seems to be going backwards in her learning right about now. I can post countless pathetic things she's come out with recently! But still...

Don't forget, Brianna has the hots for me!

WE all do, Steve.

I mean, Shady