Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You're a smashing dancer yourself! I could tell that you were hip and 'with it' the minute I saw you dance. You move and groove. Now squares, on the other hand, just sway left and right and never move their feet!

*starts doing the polka*

*downs chocolate marshmallow elixir* Let's try the lambada one more time!

I'll dance the lambada with you. I'm not sure which is my left and which is my right anymore, but I'll be darned if I can't dance.
*skates across the linolium and promptly falls over*

*sits up and grabs a floating hot chocolate with marshmallows*

runs around and struts her stuff to find intelligent men

Hey who borrowed the lesbians and didn't return them? I miss them

Oh, sorry. They should be back now.....if they WANT to be back.

Why wouldn't they? I just missed the free show.

I'm intelligent but I'm not a man. Also, I'm in love with Patt--um, Patricia. Also, I'm busy doing the polka.
*continues to dance the polka*

Won't anyone help an old man up off the floor so he can join in the dancing? *Waves legs around trying to get someone's attention*

So you're saying 'You've fallen and you can't get up?'