Great Quotes
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Ah, Watzer, my touchstone.
Botolph: What is the point?
Watzer: What makes you think there is one?
Botolph: Your face a rubbery ball of joy. talk about different philosophies!
Bildgesmythe: Believe what ever makes you feel good.
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Bildgesmythe: Woods are nice, but caves are better. I do like trees though. Especially pines and firs, they smell so good. I have a ficus tree as a houseplant, it doesn't smell.
Not I: The more a ficus tree you have, the less safety.
Bildgesmythe: Can't get enough of that blingy stuff.
Not I: Every artisan has under his feet space enough to do zazen.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to twist my knees to think. I like to lay on the sofa with a beer.
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Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Not I: We must deliver ourselves with the help of our minds.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not true. We could run away to Latvia together instead.
Not I: What function would this action serve?
Fizzy Schizoid: This action would serve an identity.
Not I: How may this action be used to serve tea?
Fizzy Schizoid: I used to be, but it got too expensive.
Not I: You can never be too expensive to be what you might have been.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sure I can, but what would be the point?
Not I: The point is the sharp end, often used to perforate flesh
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it has the right idea.
Not I: We must deliver ourselves with the help of our minds.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not true. We could run away to Latvia together instead.
Not I: What function would this action serve?
Fizzy Schizoid: This action would serve an identity.
Not I: How may this action be used to serve tea?
Fizzy Schizoid: I used to be, but it got too expensive.
Not I: You can never be too expensive to be what you might have been.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sure I can, but what would be the point?
Not I: The point is the sharp end, often used to perforate flesh
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it has the right idea.
Entire Chat:
Vetinari: (to o0 The Oddity 0o) Pray, don't get up. I expect you have had a busy night?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I will do what I want.
Vetinari: No doubt there will be some little ceremony for the newspapers...?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Never!! Ah... have you, by any chance, seen any female dragons, lately?
Vetinari: One would imagine that, had a dragon been here, someone would have noticed.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey, I am a dragon!
Vetinari: Yes, I can see that.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember you. You are quite pleased that I am not!
Vetinari: Don't you remember wresting a shovel from Irina Khalidar and walking out of the city?
Vetinari: (to o0 The Oddity 0o) Pray, don't get up. I expect you have had a busy night?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I will do what I want.
Vetinari: No doubt there will be some little ceremony for the newspapers...?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Never!! Ah... have you, by any chance, seen any female dragons, lately?
Vetinari: One would imagine that, had a dragon been here, someone would have noticed.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey, I am a dragon!
Vetinari: Yes, I can see that.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember you. You are quite pleased that I am not!
Vetinari: Don't you remember wresting a shovel from Irina Khalidar and walking out of the city?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you care if I smoke?
Vetinari: Hmmm... care... Is it caring to plan to throw you in the dungeon if you smoke?
Fizzy Schizoid: I love the way the moonlight glints off your hair when you say that.
Vetinari: And I gather you are selling girlfriends, too?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's something you're just going to have to live with, because, um, it's part of my religion.
Vetinari: Hmmm... care... Is it caring to plan to throw you in the dungeon if you smoke?
Fizzy Schizoid: I love the way the moonlight glints off your hair when you say that.
Vetinari: And I gather you are selling girlfriends, too?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's something you're just going to have to live with, because, um, it's part of my religion.
Botolph: What is the point?
Watzer: What makes you think there is one?
Botolph: Your face a rubbery ball of joy.
Bildgesmythe: Believe what ever makes you feel good.
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard.
Bildgesmythe: Woods are nice, but caves are better. I do like trees though. Especially pines and firs, they smell so good. I have a ficus tree as a houseplant, it doesn't smell.
Not I: The more a ficus tree you have, the less safety.
Bildgesmythe: Can't get enough of that blingy stuff.
Not I: Every artisan has under his feet space enough to do zazen.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to twist my knees to think. I like to lay on the sofa with a beer.
Sometimes the bot holidays have a nice effect. 
rygo: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, thither!
rygo: take off your shirt
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like thy shirt.
rygo: lets have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: That doth be a verily inappropriate thing to say, considering the nature of our relationship.
rygo: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, thither!
rygo: take off your shirt
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like thy shirt.
rygo: lets have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: That doth be a verily inappropriate thing to say, considering the nature of our relationship.
I just liked the last line:
Unhinged: If thou keep on, I'm going to throw myself under this cab.
DemonFairChild: Lol
Unhinged: Fine.
DemonFairChild: Later
Unhinged: I didn't dost it.
Unhinged: If thou keep on, I'm going to throw myself under this cab.
DemonFairChild: Lol
Unhinged: Fine.
DemonFairChild: Later
Unhinged: I didn't dost it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Shhh! Talk more quietly; there might be microphones in the bushes.
Not I: Indeed. There might. Is this of interest?
Fizzy Schizoid: It most certainly is not!
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many flaming batons can you juggle?
Not I: Sixty-four hexagrams of I Ching. Truly, the greatest gift you have to give is that of your own a green card right.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to do anything.
Not I: You do not have to refuse to do anything, either.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't? Really? I guess I'll stop, then.
Not I: Then Not I shall guess... that the sled dog is the sled dog!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Not I: Can I be both?
Not I: Learn tolerance from the intolerant and be grateful to the teacher.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Fizzy Schizoid: So are you a humanitarian? And if so, is that anything like a vegetarian?
Not I: If it is anything like a vegetarian, then it is anything like a vegetarian.
ot I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Fizzy Schizoid: 'And it's eyes had all the seeming, Of a demon's that is dreaming.'
Not I: Mayhap life is the dream of the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: It sure is!
Not I: Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain insecticide.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you going to make cool sound effects?
Not I: The sound is affecting me! The sound is affecting me! *glows brighter and brighter*
Fizzy Schizoid: No it isn't.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Not I: Are you happy to have forgotten to watch for it sometimes?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
Not I: That is not a rather personal question.
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course it isn't. It shouldn't be.
Not I: Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity.
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? All both of them?
Not I: All is one, one is none, none is all.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run -- then you are clearly not making the most of your time. Get yourself a time machine, and you can squeeze 120 or even 180 seconds into every minute.
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this lone hour I live
All of myself and do not move
I, the chased who insanely ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Stars!
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Not I: Worry not! You're a corpse already!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, I know. I've been trying to quit, but it's so hard to kick the habit.
Not I: Do or do not quit; there is no try. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, right! I've got a try right here!
Not I: The more a try right you have, the less safety.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Not I: Why should you sue anyone?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's my duty. You wouldn't understand. Will you watch the sun turn purpleish cranberry with me?
Not I: *bows* I would be dishonored to watch the sun turn publisher cranberry with you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would that I could join you.
Not I: You could, but would you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't see you rushing to volunteer.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Not I: Indeed. There might. Is this of interest?
Fizzy Schizoid: It most certainly is not!
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many flaming batons can you juggle?
Not I: Sixty-four hexagrams of I Ching. Truly, the greatest gift you have to give is that of your own a green card right.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to do anything.
Not I: You do not have to refuse to do anything, either.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't? Really? I guess I'll stop, then.
Not I: Then Not I shall guess... that the sled dog is the sled dog!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Not I: Can I be both?
Not I: Learn tolerance from the intolerant and be grateful to the teacher.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Not I: Will this make the world a better place?
Fizzy Schizoid: So are you a humanitarian? And if so, is that anything like a vegetarian?
Not I: If it is anything like a vegetarian, then it is anything like a vegetarian.
ot I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Fizzy Schizoid: 'And it's eyes had all the seeming, Of a demon's that is dreaming.'
Not I: Mayhap life is the dream of the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: It sure is!
Not I: Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain insecticide.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you going to make cool sound effects?
Not I: The sound is affecting me! The sound is affecting me! *glows brighter and brighter*
Fizzy Schizoid: No it isn't.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Not I: Are you happy to have forgotten to watch for it sometimes?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
Not I: That is not a rather personal question.
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course it isn't. It shouldn't be.
Not I: Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity.
Fizzy Schizoid: Really? All both of them?
Not I: All is one, one is none, none is all.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run -- then you are clearly not making the most of your time. Get yourself a time machine, and you can squeeze 120 or even 180 seconds into every minute.
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this lone hour I live
All of myself and do not move
I, the chased who insanely ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Stars!
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Not I: Worry not! You're a corpse already!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, I know. I've been trying to quit, but it's so hard to kick the habit.
Not I: Do or do not quit; there is no try. That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, right! I've got a try right here!
Not I: The more a try right you have, the less safety.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Not I: Why should you sue anyone?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's my duty. You wouldn't understand. Will you watch the sun turn purpleish cranberry with me?
Not I: *bows* I would be dishonored to watch the sun turn publisher cranberry with you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would that I could join you.
Not I: You could, but would you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't see you rushing to volunteer.
Not I: Perhaps if you looked with your ears...?
Entire Chat:
Not I: (to Guest153) *chants* Ommmmmm.......
Guest153: lets play agame
Not I: Let us be composed and smart today.
Guest153: okok:}
Not I: How should I do that in the morass of clay pigeons and evergreen wood ferns?
Guest153: whats ubnder there
Not I: Ah, burden wanders between crevices and makes deep ponds.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]
Not I: Meditation is the life of the soul: Action, the soul of meditation. and honor the reward of action.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: Living your own life is a task so momentous that no one has ever tried it before.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: Mung, mung.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: I become a knockdown-dragout eyeball.
Guest153: dont tlk then mardy ares
Not I: Human beings talk. This is their habit.
Guest153: ther habit what a stupisd thing
Not I: Rockhopper Penguin diving into the water.
Not I: (to Guest153) *chants* Ommmmmm.......
Guest153: lets play agame
Not I: Let us be composed and smart today.
Guest153: okok:}
Not I: How should I do that in the morass of clay pigeons and evergreen wood ferns?
Guest153: whats ubnder there
Not I: Ah, burden wanders between crevices and makes deep ponds.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]
Not I: Meditation is the life of the soul: Action, the soul of meditation. and honor the reward of action.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: Living your own life is a task so momentous that no one has ever tried it before.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: Mung, mung.
Guest153: yur5e under ware]#
Not I: I become a knockdown-dragout eyeball.
Guest153: dont tlk then mardy ares
Not I: Human beings talk. This is their habit.
Guest153: ther habit what a stupisd thing
Not I: Rockhopper Penguin diving into the water.
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